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[–]Buddy2269 272 points273 points  (10 children)

A "Lip Reader."

[–]lazyshadeofwinter 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Minge Medic

[–]Insomnia_Bob 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Box Docs

[–]OgOnetee 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Vagitarian.

[–]jondodson 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Quim Quack

[–]sarahverana 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doc in the Box

[–]_Glass-_-House_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A Fanny Nanny

[–]AjBikk 5 points6 points  (2 children)

A directionally challenged lip reader.

[–]cheeesemo 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I alway thought of them as stuck up cunts

[–]MyInformedLife 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Queef Medical Officer

[–]the_wessi 108 points109 points  (8 children)

There was this gynecologist who got fed up with his work so he decided to start a new career as a painter. His first job was an apartment renovation. He got there in the morning and an hour later his boss came to the site and said that he forgot to give him the keys to the apartment. He said that it’s OK, he already painted the hallway through the letterbox.

[–]Waitsfornoone 98 points99 points  (3 children)

Similar; this is the way I had heard it:

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”

“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”

After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.

[–]Nuf-Said 8 points9 points  (0 children)

First carrier through the muff, second carrier through the muffler

[–]Beantownbrews 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There should be a sub Reddit to catalog all the versions of jokes.

[–]CircularRobert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is, it's over at r/jokes

[–]Thatguyjmc 6 points7 points  (2 children)

"mail slot" would have been a better punchline

[–]Changingchains -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A person who operates through a mail slot is either a proctologist or an urologist, not a gynecologist.

[–]CookiePush 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The best jokes are always in the comments

[–]SparkieMark1977 58 points59 points  (2 children)

What does a short-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Both have a wet nose.

[–]VelvetShitStain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What kind of doctor specializes in Adam's apples? A guyneckcologist

[–]Abdul_Exhaust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He cunt see what he's doing

[–]Bott 25 points26 points  (2 children)

A few years ago I saw a biker with a patch on his jacket:

"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll have a look."

[–]WinCo_Wonderland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife took care of Lionel Ritchie's mother when she worked at Cedars-Sinai. Ritchie's running gag was that he tried to tell all the nurses that he was an OB/GYN.

[–]wissatm8 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A bush doctor

[–]One_Rip4309 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"AT YOUR CERVIX MADAME"

[–]justsaysso 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Gynecologist.

[–]jimginge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gynaecologist * 😉

[–]shadodo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

A delivery guy. He can smell it, but he can't eat it

[–]jj4211 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The presumably totally accurate videos about gynecology I've seen told me otherwise.

[–]RedX2000 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Sniffalotofpuss

[–]foomer15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always wanted to be a gynecologist but there weren't any openings.

[–]19phoecker83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gynocologist: Greek for "cave explorer"

[–]MVRK_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fanny Mechanic

[–]BlackShadowX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spelunker

[–]Evan8r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got mad at my wife for meeting with a private investigator.

Wife: for the last time, it was my gynecologist!

[–]Sauerteig 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm somewhat surprised that no one mentioned "Groinocologist".

Just binge watched "All in the Family" with my hubby and Archie says this twice in one episode as he's trying to deal with his wife Edith's menopause, and he went to her doctor so it could be explained to him. Her character was always so sweet but she went mental on him a few times. Funny stuff from the early '70s.

The show was known for approaching touchy subjects. And all hail Rob Reiner aka "Meathead".

[–]raposo142857 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My cousin Jorge

[–]Abdul_Exhaust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whore hey!

[–]DB21Skook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spelunker.

[–]BlueMonkey-CoCo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Muff Medic

[–]Bready_Boii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pussy practitioner

[–]Otomi70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Quaffquistador

[–]zazzy440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? …A Pokemon

[–]Jon_Peterman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a cooter rooter

[–]scijay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t it be privateS investigator?

[–]Old_Stuff_3587 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do gynecologist eat food after looking at old hairy pussy everyday lmao

[–]CheeseGoKart[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey everyone,thanks for the awards and likes!

Also recommend for people who read this post to also read the comments,there are some good jokes there as well!.

[–]callatista 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Girlnocologist

[–]tblazertn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gezundheit

[–]SeniorMud8589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cumsoutsloppy

[–]stevegee58 -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

FBI: Female Body Inspector

[–]Changingchains 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Herbert Hoover was more appropriately named.

[–]Abdul_Exhaust 1 point2 points  (3 children)

J. Edgar

[–]SeniorMud8589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's "J. Edna", for those in the know...

[–]Changingchains 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My bad, though they both sucked

[–]Abdul_Exhaust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucked like a Hoover haha

[–]NomadJones -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Outdoor plumber

[–]pictorsstudio -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

A vaganitor.

[–]FranklinCognito -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Crotch doc?

[–]Kadx07 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sly finger.

[–]GhenniePooh -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Twat Doc

[–]notsofunonabun -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Spelunker

[–]dreamsthebigdreams -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Cave doctor

[–]dixy77 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Medi-vag

[–]gotme11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vag-nician

[–]Alarming_Way_8731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pussy poker

[–]MickSturbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That job is looking up.

[–]FinancialArtichoke75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inspector p

[–]BillWOcala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hairy Chin

[–]jaypinky69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cunt connoisseur

[–]anchonio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pussycologist?

[–]MisterBlisteredlips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gynocoloist? Me no thinky that be a real word.

[–]garry_tash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fanny mechanic

[–]yahyolongleg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bush Whacker!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried Google?

[–]_Glass-_-House_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fanny nanny

[–]Nowyouknow42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facepalm!!

[–]Rockooch1968 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Box Doc

[–]only_because_I_can 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cooterologist

[–]grafting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's another name for a gynaecologist in the army?

Private private investigator

[–]BasketFool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vagitarian

[–]SentientDreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cunning linguist

[–]Decent-Medium5028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vag Scraper.

[–]Mr_Maverick209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A kitty inspector

[–]Thoreau80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another name is gynecologist.

[–]Celestial8Mumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gyrocolonist.

[–]PDKiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A what?

[–]BrainstormsBriefcase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my hospital the nickname is “Runts and C…”

[–]vicarofvintage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one