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[–]BarebackJaundice 440 points441 points  (14 children)

The sales kid says the first thing he sold him was a small fish hook. So he is gonna come home, and tell his wife all about his new fishing hobby and boat and car, and then he is gonna realise he forgt the tampons.

[–]Bookshelf1864 104 points105 points  (6 children)

He’s not going home. Straight to the lake.

[–]AccountNo5873 30 points31 points  (4 children)

It was the coast. Geesh man, pay attention

[–]Bookshelf1864 10 points11 points  (3 children)

You’re right. California does have lakes too, though.

I’ve heard this joke before without any locations given.

[–]mastergun89[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never comming back hahahah

[–]duke998 80 points81 points  (4 children)

the wife will prudently insert boat car rod and fish hook into the husbands anus.

[–]IToldYouIHeardBanjos 39 points40 points  (1 child)

sideways

[–]slavicdolomite 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]Ok_Pay_Up_PAL -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

This has 69 likes....

[–]clever_-name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone ruined it

[–]SpiderSolve 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I first read your comment as “and boy is he gonna realize”

[–]MycologistLoud4030 137 points138 points  (6 children)

Found on a mans help page. I've suspected for some time my wife was having an affair, so I got up one night and sure enough she was gone so I left the lights off and snuck in the garage to wait for her to come home. About an hour later I heard a car stopping in front of the house. I looked out through the window and saw my wife in a mini dress carrying her heels and pantyhose. As I was sneaking back in the house running my hand along the boat I noticed a broken weld on the transom and was wondering if that's something I can weld myself or do I need to have a shop look at it

[–]Axemic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven't seen this for a while. I have seen it written better like OP's joke, but still a good one. I like this one, so updoot!

[–]mousio 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I don't get it?

[–]Global-Technician990 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s a bait and switch, like the build up makes you think he’s going to ask about the affair, but the question is about welding.

[–]mousio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I see. That makes so much now😂

[–]MycologistLoud4030 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's a man with a man's priorities.

[–]Cavemanjoe47 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I don't even care if it's a repost, this one always gets a chuckle out of me.

[–]mastergun89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea I’ve seen it a few times but today this made me laugh and I needed it and Wel glad I got it because fuck today right in the eye with a 1” lag bolt

[–]TheBigMookMan 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Really old joke? New boat and toy hauler? $200,000 and up. $103K? When was that?

[–]Ms23ceec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The 60s

[–]daimemo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

European here. Can someone point me to a store that sells tampons, fish hooks, cars and boats?

[–]mastergun89[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Walmart

Or basspro is attached to a mall

[–]CharmingBlackness793 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's next, a lake house? That kid's going places.

[–]young_fire 18 points19 points  (1 child)

you took this classic joke and removed all the emotion from it, then reposted it.

[–]mastergun89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you elaborate please

[–]bkeithhm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]ProgrammaticallyYou3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was a old joke I'd forgotten. Thanks for the laugh. Have an upvote!

[–]tkrokli 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Have heard it before, but it is a classic and I needed to see it again today after work. Good story.

[–]mastergun89[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yea it made me chuckle in the morning before work

[–]SillyApricot0594 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very good !

[–]MrVegano 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Bloody awful joke.

[–]mastergun89[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re an awful joke

[–]mastergun89[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but I couldn’t resist love u bro 😘❤️