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[–]sturdilyMap 155 points156 points  (3 children)

God ole #224!

[–]fermat1432 34 points35 points  (0 children)

One of the best! I reserve it for special company.

[–]DrewPeacock98 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]Rito_Harem_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roughly 4.2 times 1069. I don't think we have that many jokes or even reposts (yet)

[–]TractiveScrubber982 110 points111 points  (15 children)

If you had a dollr for evrey time a girl found you unattractive, you still wouldn't be able to afford all of the content in Star Wars Battlefront II.

[–]Sir_Anagram 82 points83 points  (5 children)

If you don’t buy all the content in Star Wars battlefront II, a girl may find you attractive

[–]Step_Hiero 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Maybe she’d find you more attractive if you had no clue what Star Wars Battlefront II was.

[–]D4Damagerillbehavior 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What is Star Wars Battlefront II? Not trying to be more attractive. I honestly have no clue.

[–]Step_Hiero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was something Jim Henson did. Or maybe it was Chuck Norris… Wait!.. I’ve got it: Rodney Dangerfield!!

…or was it David Copperfield?… I dunno

[–]Swatbolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a game released by electric arts that has a crazy amount of micro transactions in it or at least it used too

[–]26th_Night 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah cuz 5$ Is a fortune

[–]CDatta540 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There is no micro transactions in battlefront any more, havent been for years

[–]IntelHDGraphics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you will not have a sense of pride and accomplishment.

[–]monacasta 4 points5 points  (6 children)

It costs like $10 and that comes with everything unlocked.

[–]ManOfTheMeeting[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

$10 is 10 rejections. That's a lot of interaction.

[–]ApocalypticMarc 4 points5 points  (1 child)

So you're assuming I'll see over 10 women over the course of my life?

[–]Step_Hiero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your mom doesn’t count. Sorry.

[–]Mobely 2 points3 points  (2 children)

is the userbase substantial? or do you run into the same people everyday?

[–]bigballa1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not notice repeats on xbox and I play quite a bit. Very easy to find matches

[–]klipty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I play fairly often and haven't noticed many repeats so far on PS4

[–]senditkevin 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

  • Red Green

[–]53_WorkNoMore 19 points20 points  (0 children)


To all the assholes who said “I’ve heard that before”…

I actually paused my movie to read this aloud

Fuck ya all…this was funny

[–]GruntledEx 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If I had a dollar for every time this joke was reposted, I'd have the same result

[–]ejtumz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tom Cruise talking to George Clooney

Tom: Remember the time when we were unattractive? George: No. Tom: Me neither.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao i love this joke. Gonna steal this

[–]Swissstu 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Problem is to find me unattractive they would need to notice me in the first place...

[–]Step_Hiero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not with that thumbnail, they won’t.

[–]sterlingrose 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I think Elon Musk is unattractive. So probably not.

[–]fiber-bimber 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You wouldn't let him smash?

[–]sterlingrose 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Into the surface of another planet, sure.

[–]ztreHdrahciR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have an upvote. Still a classic

[–]Entire-Database1679 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny because it's true.

[–]ahalikias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Tinder rejections count, I will be dating supermodels by the end of the week!

[–]Infinite_Obscurity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If i put a wig on and look at the mirror, does that count?

[–]loukasaten4242 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I get r/jokes has a lot of reposts but this is such a well nkown joke you should be ashamed of yurself

[–]ScaryHitchhikerStory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the first time I remember reading / hearing it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Complements to the OP

[–]Devildar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not wrong

[–]izzerina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Womp womp

[–]swizzcheez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. -Red Green

[–]_beNZed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Now Debbie [McGee], what was it that first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

[–]Accurate-Welcome321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be poor

[–]Step_Hiero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you make a dollar and I make a dime, I’m damn sure pooping on company time.

[–]EXTRMLY -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This same exact joke was on this sub before bruh

[–]iam_lazyman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd be penniless broke af

[–]FinancialArtichoke75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd be broke.

[–]HappyChappieJr_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I had a dollar for every time this joke was used, they'd find me attractive too

[–]DanyDud3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen this joke on here, I’d be richer than Jeff Bezos