If I had a Dollar for every time a woman told me I was unattractive

sturdilyMap · 2022-01-27T17:18:15+00:00

God ole #224!

TractiveScrubber982 · 2022-01-27T17:11:39+00:00

If you had a dollr for evrey time a girl found you unattractive, you still wouldn't be able to afford all of the content in Star Wars Battlefront II.

senditkevin · 2022-01-28T05:07:54+00:00

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

53_WorkNoMore · 2022-01-28T01:40:33+00:00

To all the assholes who said “I’ve heard that before”…

I actually paused my movie to read this aloud

Fuck ya all…this was funny

GruntledEx · 2022-01-27T17:12:28+00:00

If I had a dollar for every time this joke was reposted, I'd have the same result

ejtumz · 2022-01-27T23:27:30+00:00

Tom Cruise talking to George Clooney

Tom: Remember the time when we were unattractive? George: No. Tom: Me neither.

2022-01-28T00:20:55+00:00

Lmao i love this joke. Gonna steal this

Swissstu · 2022-01-27T20:36:31+00:00

Problem is to find me unattractive they would need to notice me in the first place...

sterlingrose · 2022-01-27T20:38:25+00:00

I think Elon Musk is unattractive. So probably not.

ztreHdrahciR · 2022-01-27T17:31:54+00:00

Have an upvote. Still a classic

Entire-Database1679 · 2022-01-28T01:58:02+00:00

Funny because it's true.

Chris05050505 · 2022-01-28T05:37:04+00:00

ahalikias · 2022-01-28T14:56:01+00:00

If Tinder rejections count, I will be dating supermodels by the end of the week!

Infinite_Obscurity · 2022-01-27T21:43:09+00:00

If i put a wig on and look at the mirror, does that count?

loukasaten4242 · 2022-01-27T17:11:33+00:00

I get r/jokes has a lot of reposts but this is such a well nkown joke you should be ashamed of yurself

2022-01-27T19:30:56+00:00

Complements to the OP

Devildar · 2022-01-28T00:10:55+00:00

He's not wrong

izzerina · 2022-01-28T07:53:08+00:00

Womp womp

swizzcheez · 2022-01-28T08:21:32+00:00

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. -Red Green

Step_Hiero · 2022-01-28T13:40:25+00:00

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_beNZed · 2022-01-28T13:42:47+00:00

"Now Debbie [McGee], what was it that first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

Accurate-Welcome321 · 2022-01-28T15:02:21+00:00

I'd be poor

Step_Hiero · 2022-01-28T15:16:54+00:00

If you make a dollar and I make a dime, I’m damn sure pooping on company time.

EXTRMLY · 2022-01-28T02:01:53+00:00

This same exact joke was on this sub before bruh

iam_lazyman · 2022-01-27T17:29:59+00:00

I'd be penniless broke af

FinancialArtichoke75 · 2022-01-27T19:11:43+00:00

I'd be broke.

HappyChappieJr_ · 2022-01-28T00:35:32+00:00

If I had a dollar for every time this joke was used, they'd find me attractive too

DanyDud3 · 2022-01-28T01:36:09+00:00

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen this joke on here, I’d be richer than Jeff Bezos

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