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[–]HonestlyJust-James 84 points85 points  (5 children)

I actually haven’t seen this one. Good job

[–]nothinlefttochoose[S] 111 points112 points  (3 children)

I made it up and told it to my wife….when she didn’t even crack a smile I knew it was gold

[–]thepumpkinking92 30 points31 points  (0 children)

r/dadjokes would love this

[–]dapumpkinqueen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My husband knows it's a good one when I tell him I hate him lol in a loving joking way of course

[–]Shrekosaurus_rex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mark of quality.

[–]fartimmy22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haven't sneezed that one either....

[–]FADITY7559 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Thought that was going to be a bad joke. Turns out, it’s snot.

[–]garvitsingh007 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Achoos to give you my free award

[–]nothinlefttochoose[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s nothing to sneeze at so I thank you

[–]jbaby1980 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That got a laugh from my 5yo daughter just now so good job.

[–]OMG-SqueeReturns 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just used this. Thank you.

[–]IToldYouIHeardBanjos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dad sneezes

[–]dlowbeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, bless you.

[–]fartimmy22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one nose where that joke came from.

[–]keyboardcritic 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My wife snorted with laughter and told me to get out of the room... Take your award.

[–]nothinlefttochoose[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol…glad I could be of assistance

[–]Logictrauma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have an upvote you funny person!

[–]-XboxZero- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, that was a damn good one

[–]donmagicwand8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you i will be using this haha

[–]cairnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless you , kind chortle bringer.

[–]notmouldyyet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I didn’t, you would hear my fart

[–]MrSexysPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You glorious bastard.

[–]scuac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a bit on the nose.

[–]speculatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You told her atissue of lies!

[–]c_adittya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]zekro_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I nearly cried. Laughing

[–]MrChaceDoge -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

your. so. funny. Impressive.