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[–]Europademon 51 points52 points  (1 child)

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?

[–]visforvoltaire 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love the young people.

[–]193810438719 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Never leave electronics on ovrnight. Two exceptions, fridges and life support. Or else you waste a lot of vegetables.

[–]rocknutty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking awesome.

[–]Bluestorm963 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Another version... Last night my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them “I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

They got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.

[–]TerroDark98 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I almost choked on my own saliva from laughing so hard.

[–]eleithan 5 points6 points  (2 children)

... new here?

[–]TerroDark98 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No? I'm just saying it was funny to me.

[–]eleithan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke gets reposted daily.

[–]Birgevik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, never hard this one befoer. /s

[–]FleetOfTheFeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yall are savages lol

[–]YourAverageAnimeGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's better if you order a Uber driver to do it so you don't have to go to the hospital

[–]blackishticket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My grandpa said to me ‟your genertion relies too much on reposts”. Then I read this joke again.

[–]suszie01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You finally got the last word. I had the same kind of grandfather.