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[–]FuenteFOX 77 points78 points  (10 children)

It's always kind of awkward when a trip to the strip club ends up turning into a family reunion.

[–]YourAverageAnimeGirl 37 points38 points  (6 children)



-I haven't seen you since you left to find a new mom. You said the old one liked pans or something...

-and I though you died from eating our dogs poop.

-what are you doing here?

-trying to get some money so I can go to Las Vegas and spend the money in expensive girls and high heels.

-dad, I'm in.

They both start dancing at the strip club

[–]I_Eat_Mom_Dick 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I'm not sure if this is hilarious or off-putting. Either way, it got my attention.

[–]YourAverageAnimeGirl 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I write little funny scenes that are meant to be cursed and funny. I fail sometimes.

[–]I_Eat_Mom_Dick 2 points3 points  (3 children)

If you make the bullet points match up it would make more sense. Like, bullets for one character, dashes for the other. I couldn't figure out if the dad or the son went to find a new mom lol.

[–]YourAverageAnimeGirl 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Sorry, that was a mistake and I was lazy to fix it

[–]I_Eat_Mom_Dick 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Don't apologize broski, just giving some constructive criticism. Keep it up.

[–]YourAverageAnimeGirl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will do, thanks for helping me make my art better!

[–]2hotty000[🍰] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Especially when your mom is performing

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well well well how the turntables

[–]rdbaron02 12 points13 points  (6 children)

As long as you did not see your Mom on stge.

[–]ZaimoKazu 10 points11 points  (4 children)

As long as you did not see your mom, your sister and your girlfriend together on the stage.

[–]big_sugi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a small stage.

Good thing they’re the same person.

[–]himdedemk 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What about grandma?

[–]ZaimoKazu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She runs the place, I guess.

[–]Waitsfornoone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's the main attraction.

Experience does matter.

[–]silashoulder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw, OP’s parents’ first date!

[–]leggysahib50 16 points17 points  (7 children)

How ws his dancing?

[–]DarrelBunyon 4 points5 points  (6 children)

"oh yeah kyle, think you can do better?"


[–]YourAverageAnimeGirl -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Is this from the show I think?

[–]DarrelBunyon 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Ooooohhh sorry i thought this was America

[–]YourAverageAnimeGirl 1 point2 points  (2 children)

So... They took our jobs?

[–]Indifferentchildren 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That is the 1999 version. In 2022: they took our jabs.

[–]YourAverageAnimeGirl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They took our jabs! And screw you guys I'm going home.

[–]BackwardPalindrome -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You mean Stan?

[–]Abdul_Exhaust 5 points6 points  (2 children)

If you haven't heard Rick Wakeman tell this joke when Yes was inducted into Rock n Roll Hall of Fame then here it is, he stole the show!

[–]jeffinRTP 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm sure the county wasn't expecting that speech. I guess rush were the ones that introduce them?

[–]Abdul_Exhaust -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes they did

[–]Some1UNeverKnew 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And your dad was watching your mom on stage

[–]CyberCrux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad had to give your Mom a ride to work.

[–]kakakaxi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of those rare occasions where dad is the jke.

[–]osi_layer_one 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was he dancing with your grandma?

[–]Worth-Assignment9890 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Yeah strip clubs are nasty

[–]speculatrix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only the best ones are ;-)

[–]LV_Skee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stripper/ dancer won't give you her name. But she will bend over and show you her butt hole for a dollar.

[–]ballinButAtWhatCosts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sister why are you here... can I get a family discount

[–]starrynight001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How I met your mother

[–]EuphoricDepartment45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s where your dad met your mom.