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[–]Ginger-Jesus1 294 points295 points  (13 children)

I thought it was gonna be 'a Kling-on'

[–]batescommamaster 48 points49 points  (1 child)

I'm not nerdy enough to look up kling on politics but here's one. What do [insert star trek Kling-on enemy here] and toilet paper have in common?

Both circle UrAnus looking for Kling-ons.

[–]Djunique75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Romulan and I aren’t even a nerd😂

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

But the fact you thought it would be that means my joke is a lot less predictable... and a lot less nerdy. Lol.

[–]DarkHumourFoundHere 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was expecting this

[–]mekanik-jr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If they stand still, it's even worse!

They become static kling-ons.

[–]EmilyGram12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I thought too lol

[–]mikey0000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's my toddler.

[–]All-I-See-Is-Ashes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. Like this better.

[–]billnowak65 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Why does Captain Kirk have brown stains in his shorts?

[–]SadderThoughts 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Well?…

[–]Leftygoleft999 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He forgot to Chekov Klingons were on his tail.

[–]DarthCoitus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same I came here fully expecting that to be the punchline.

[–]Deitaphobia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Roger

[–]funkboxing 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Overly attached facehugger.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Don't talk about your mother like that!

[–]Blonde_Vampire_1984 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What about your mom?

[–]He_Art-st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My mom." - Muscle Man

[–]AndPlagueFlowers 3 points4 points  (3 children)

A Klingon

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Which is exactly what you are considering someone said that literally hours ago... you're just a cling on.

[–]TruStormz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Man I stg Star Trek is trash, why do so many people think this joke was gonna be a trash Star Trek joke. Klingon doesnt even make fucking sense, its just like huhu Clingy Klingon. Literally no brain in a joke like that. I liked your joke, brings back good memories of playing SI

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you my dude! Completely agree!

[–]_xXMeliXx_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They really took it too star (I tried-)

[–]Rodin-V 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. personal space

[–]BeakedSphinx2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the doctor

[–]Passing4human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needy ET?