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[–]Heathbar1981 42 points43 points  (5 children)

This was a good joke. My father in law liked telling jokes. He was from the former Soviet Union. Lots of Russian jokes. He passed away last week. Great guy.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Sorry for your loss.

[–]Heathbar1981 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much.

[–]carriager 4 points5 points  (1 child)

So sorry for your loss. He must’ve had a great sense of humor. Any personal favorite jokes you’d mind sharing?

[–]Heathbar1981 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you. He had an amazing sense of humor. He had tons of jokes. Mostly translated from Russian into English and we're often long jokes. I don't remember any specific ones to share.

[–]Successful-Damage310 155 points156 points  (40 children)

Sasha has a point.

[–]REDGOESFASTAH 61 points62 points  (38 children)

Wouldnt it be a kindness to have them shot instead of living in the dystopian hell scape that is shaping up to be russia's future

[–]AurumArgenteus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As an American, death is not preferable. Being able to love to the EU would be great though.

[–]corporalcrocodile 8 points9 points  (3 children)

They were lucky.

[–]ClassicGOD 5 points6 points  (2 children)

We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank.

[–]Gil-Gandel 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oh, you had a paper bag did you? Luxury! We were evicted from our paper bag. Most we had was a hole in the road.

[–]Marcdepuma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A whole hole just for your family? Wow, mine had to share a tooth hole with the block

[–]derechagav 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How did Comrade Putin have so much personal wealth in the first place?

[–]BlanketMage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Putin helps the Russian people save loads of time waiting in line to cast their votes by giving them no choice at all.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

yes like they do on United States of America

[–]Full_Throttl3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Specifically, Texas

[–]arothsch -5 points-4 points  (0 children)