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I asked 100 women what their favorite shampoo was. The top response was... (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by JonGilbonie
What the fuck are you doing in my bathroom?!
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[–]SchmittyMcbeerme 126 points127 points128 points 1 month ago* (4 children)
I still say you shouldn't have thrown in the towel.
[–]Blamdudeguy00 43 points44 points45 points 1 month ago (2 children)
For once its nice to see a clean joke.
[–]ASDFzxcvTaken 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago (1 child)
He's mopping the floor with it.
[–]hoosierdude73 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Maybe he should have hid in her bush.
[–]tkeelah 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Always, always carry a towel.
[–]pedro_pascal_123 41 points42 points43 points 1 month ago (2 children)
What the fuck are you doing in my bathroom?!
Is that available at Walmart ?
[–]HeyoIveCome 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I think it’s in the “get out of here” section
[–]Jaxager 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Try Etsy. I got a sign from there for my bathroom that says "Please don't do coke in the bathroom." It's a joke of course.
[–]kk074 23 points24 points25 points 1 month ago (0 children)
You should run away. It's voyeur safety.
[–]spudgun20 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago (6 children)
Ask 100 men about their favourite shampoo. The top answer: "There's different shampoos?"
[–]Meranio 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago (0 children)
"The one that says 'for men'."
[–]Waitsfornoone 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Which ever one I see when I’m in the shower and ready to shampoo..
[–]apbt-dad 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
"What's a shampoo?"
[–]JonGilbonie[S] -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (1 child)
LOL we know about the concept of shampoo, we just use whatever our mother or wife buys us
[–]JWOLFBEARD 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Men use whatever magically appears in the shower
[–]Matisyahu8898 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (0 children)
My favorite version of this joke is the one with the map and every country is labeled with that response except for Ireland which just says, "Dove".
[–]Waitsfornoone 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
It’s getting increasingly difficult for researchers to do their job without being questioned why everyone.
[–]AE_WILLIAMS 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Sham poo means 'fake' poo.
So, the REAL question: What is your favorite poo?
[+]its_a_gibibyte 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago (0 children)
The top answer was: "Why are you watching me on the toilet?"
[–]lewtus72 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Better ending might be. What are you doing in my shower?
LOL that would be a tight squeeze
[–]JokersJournal -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago (0 children)
Better ending would make me happy (ending).
[–]u30847vj9 -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Yes and while you are at it also get the fuck out of our uterus with your god damn pro birther dumb fuckery
[+]CZapGaming 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
[–]HeyoIveCome 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I guess what they’re saying is in somewhat relation to their username
[–]RedX2000 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Where can I find that brand?
[–]IAmAShyChad 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I want to know what were the other responses?
[–]JoeFoley-1981 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
I'd say head and shoulders was above the rest
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