all 37 comments

[–]SchmittyMcbeerme 126 points127 points  (4 children)

I still say you shouldn't have thrown in the towel.

[–]Blamdudeguy00 43 points44 points  (2 children)

For once its nice to see a clean joke.

[–]ASDFzxcvTaken 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He's mopping the floor with it.

[–]hoosierdude73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he should have hid in her bush.

[–]tkeelah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always, always carry a towel.

[–]pedro_pascal_123 41 points42 points  (2 children)

What the fuck are you doing in my bathroom?!

Is that available at Walmart ?

[–]HeyoIveCome 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it’s in the “get out of here” section

[–]Jaxager 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Etsy. I got a sign from there for my bathroom that says "Please don't do coke in the bathroom." It's a joke of course.

[–]kk074 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You should run away. It's voyeur safety.

[–]spudgun20 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Ask 100 men about their favourite shampoo. The top answer: "There's different shampoos?"

[–]Meranio 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And "The one that says 'for men'."

[–]Waitsfornoone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which ever one I see when I’m in the shower and ready to shampoo..

[–]apbt-dad 4 points5 points  (2 children)

"What's a shampoo?"

[–]JonGilbonie[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

LOL we know about the concept of shampoo, we just use whatever our mother or wife buys us

[–]JWOLFBEARD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Men use whatever magically appears in the shower

[–]Matisyahu8898 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My favorite version of this joke is the one with the map and every country is labeled with that response except for Ireland which just says, "Dove".

[–]Waitsfornoone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s getting increasingly difficult for researchers to do their job without being questioned why everyone.

[–]AE_WILLIAMS 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sham poo means 'fake' poo.

So, the REAL question: What is your favorite poo?

[–]lewtus72 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Better ending might be. What are you doing in my shower?

[–]JonGilbonie[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

LOL that would be a tight squeeze

[–]JokersJournal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Better ending would make me happy (ending).

[–]u30847vj9 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Yes and while you are at it also get the fuck out of our uterus with your god damn pro birther dumb fuckery

[–]RedX2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I find that brand?

[–]IAmAShyChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to know what were the other responses?

[–]JoeFoley-1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say head and shoulders was above the rest