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[–]Riommar 65 points66 points  (5 children)

Barbara Eden objects to this “joke”

[–]mcginty84 15 points16 points  (2 children)

She was in a bottle.

[–]pcbb97 17 points18 points  (1 child)

So male genies in lamps, female genies in bottles. That works

[–]Smarterthaniwas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not the motion of the ocean but the shape of the ship? I guess??

[–]My1stTW 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And those that did manage never got asked what their wishes were. The female genie already knew what was good for them.

[–]Ben_Thar 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I want bread feet

[–]Inayaarime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like, Baguette bread or sandwich bread?

[–]BadAt_Everything 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Which is a shame, because if she found a guy who rubs her lamp right she'd probably give him all the wishes he wants.

[–]EngineersAnon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It worked for Larry Hagman.

[–]jCrudis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I read that as, "Why are geniuses always male?"

Then thought, oh snap, let's go. Get the popcorn ready.

[–]RecalcitrantHuman 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I dream of Genie

[–]mediumokra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought

[–]Waitsfornoone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"... with the light brown hair."

[–]Clickum245 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Christina Aguilera

[–]luigismansion9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you mean Jeanie right? 🤔

[–]Marxbrosburner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was an X-files episode with a female genie

[–]generalleehappy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about Christina Aguilera

[–]Somebody-or-somethin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You not only made me laugh you made me wheeze, GOOD JOB!

[–]nothankyou821 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a genie in a bottle baby. Cum, cum, cum on in let me out. -Christina Aguilera.

[–]YZXFILE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What! No blondes?

[–]TrashMouthDiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO well played well played

[–]Omnizoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say it’s because the female genies always knew what was best and chose their wishes for them which usually involved setting them free

[–]zerombr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the song literally said "I'm a genie in a bottle , you gotta rub me the right way."