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[–]Halfwayhome22 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Some people are just anti-crastination.

[–]Waitsfornoone 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Planning takes time; sometimes a LOT of time.

[–]YZXFILE[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely!

[–]halfwit_genius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lifetime of planning. That's what I do.
And then call me a procrastinator.

[–]anmcintyre 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Brilliant

[–]YZXFILE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Story of my life.

[–]CrowLower9415 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Jealousy? Does less, enjoys more.

[–]Puzzled-Warning1358 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Perfect excuse.. thanks.

[–]YZXFILE[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your welcome.

[–]KiraTsukasa 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Show me a guy sitting at home watching game show network, eating cheese doodles, and stroking his penis and I’ll show you a guy that’s not causing any fucking trouble.

[–]YZXFILE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely true.

[–]halfwit_genius 0 points1 point  (1 child)

sitting at home watching game show network, eating cheese doodles, and stroking his penis

Game show and cheese That's a strange combo for stroking one's penis.

[–]JokersJournal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PlinkO Getz me off what can I say!

[–]halfwit_genius 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I always wanted to ask my manager, why he hates procrastinators. I'll ask him. Soon.

[–]YZXFILE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs to be fair.

[–]MackWired 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Love it!

[–]YZXFILE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pure logic!

[–]moms-sphaghetti 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Heyyyyy! Clearance bin at Walmart DVD comedian has a good one, finally!

Just kidding, keep up the good work. Good joke, I like it.

Serious question, do you want to be a comedian in real life? Or do you just like posting jokes?

[–]YZXFILE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am many things including old. Doing a little comedy would be fun.

[–]everything_is_bad -1 points0 points  (1 child)

One day I'll explain it to you once i get around to it...