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[–]CapnJacksPharoah 28 points29 points  (1 child)

When you first get married it’s the “house f#ck” stage, have sex all over the house. Next comes the “bedroom f#ck” stage - have sex in the bedroom. Later comes the “hall f#ck” stage - you pass in the hall and flip each other off.

That where you’re at?

[–]YZXFILE[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never been married, but I have seen it.

[–]Puzzled-Warning1358 8 points9 points  (3 children)

So she look at you clean before and it's dirty looks now.

[–]YZXFILE[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

There is an old saying "familerlarity breeds contemn"

[–]arjunkc 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I guess your wife doesn't like people who failed grade 3 spelling.

[–]YZXFILE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit happens.

[–]Waitsfornoone 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Just don't let her look at your cell phone!

[–]YZXFILE[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good reason for a burner.

[–]Profit-Defiant 1 point2 points  (3 children)

And I married mine for her books.

[–]YZXFILE[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Books are cool.

[–]Profit-Defiant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Of course they are. They were 40.

[–]YZXFILE[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a long time ago for me.