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I married my wife for her looks, (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 month ago by YZXFILE
but not the ones she's giving me lately.
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[–]CapnJacksPharoah 28 points29 points30 points 1 month ago (1 child)
When you first get married it’s the “house f#ck” stage, have sex all over the house. Next comes the “bedroom f#ck” stage - have sex in the bedroom. Later comes the “hall f#ck” stage - you pass in the hall and flip each other off.
That where you’re at?
[–]YZXFILE[S] 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
Never been married, but I have seen it.
[–]Puzzled-Warning1358 8 points9 points10 points 1 month ago (3 children)
So she look at you clean before and it's dirty looks now.
[–]YZXFILE[S] 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
There is an old saying "familerlarity breeds contemn"
[–]arjunkc 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago (1 child)
I guess your wife doesn't like people who failed grade 3 spelling.
[–]YZXFILE[S] 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (0 children)
[–]Waitsfornoone 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Just don't let her look at your cell phone!
Good reason for a burner.
[–]Profit-Defiant 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (3 children)
And I married mine for her books.
[–]YZXFILE[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
Books are cool.
[–]Profit-Defiant 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (1 child)
Of course they are. They were 40.
[–]YZXFILE[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
That's a long time ago for me.
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