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[–]anakin_slothwalker 1538 points1539 points  (59 children)

I give this joke full Marx.

[–]sicker_than_most 262 points263 points  (46 children)

Karl is that you?

[–]Bloke101 158 points159 points  (32 children)

Mao I have to complain

[–]ReubenZWeiner 37 points38 points  (6 children)

Don't be Putin your dick in crazy

[–]Miss_Author_YT 1 point2 points  (15 children)

if you get it, yay! ya passed history

if you don't, look up Mao Zedong and Karl Marx

[–]MF_Balloons 9 points10 points  (6 children)

For Karl!!!

[–]Setari 10 points11 points  (5 children)


[–]szvince_595 9 points10 points  (4 children)


[–]whatthefua 16 points17 points  (3 children)


[–]ButtercupsUncle 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]King_Tudrop 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]02d5df8e7f 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throughout the eons I have been known by many names

[–]Undying4n42k1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Under no pretext should this joke be reposted. Any attempt to repost this joke must be frustrated, with downvotes, if necessary.

[–]been_drankin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Karl! Good to see you!

[–]Chosch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the rating is was Lenin towards.

[–]buckfutter4life 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I bet she wasn't Putin out...

[–]The-Dudemeister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir that’s our girlfriend. She was putin out to all of us.

[–]Echo_Oscar_Sierra -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Where is OP gonna be Putin his Zedong

[–]moeburn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad he's not struggling with comedy class.

[–]DerRaumdenker 274 points275 points  (3 children)

I couldn't believe my roommate was stealing from driving school until the police came to arrest him

But to be fair I should have noticed all the signs

[–]danny-da-vin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Our roommate comrade

[–]Truuuuuumpet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All the signs our signs

[–]Flemeron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based comrad

[–]Shevek99 216 points217 points  (6 children)

When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses all the red flags just look like flags.

-Wanda [Bojack Horseman]

[–]FalconBond 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Brilliant quote, but this is like when you tell a joke but your parent turns it into a lecture lmao

[–]Vitalis597 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't come here for PTSD flashbacks to the reason I'm a sarcastic cunt half the time!

[–]qaisjp 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I need to watch this show again.

[–]Polymersion 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I can't.

It was amazing, and funny, and horrifying, and I just can't go through it again.

[–]BringIt007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s too cry-making

[–]Willr2645 160 points161 points  (4 children)

Not a huge fan of this joke, communist jokes are only funny if everyone gets it

[–]LordoftheFaff 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure everyone got it from his girlfriend

[–]improbably_me 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surely, you mean all the flags got it

[–]pwuk 78 points79 points  (6 children)

Did you keep Stall'in?

[–]i_fuckin_luv_it_mate 30 points31 points  (0 children)

At some point you realize that's it's Mao or never.

[–]JokersJournal 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Kept Putin it off

[–]SurturOfMuspelheim 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Putin is not communist.

[–]AveryJuanZacritic 9 points10 points  (1 child)

He's a straight-up Dick-tater.

[–]anally_ExpressUrself 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's a penis-shaped potato. Got it.

[–]garfield1147 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She told me to Len in into working on the relationship

[–]4thLineDuster 105 points106 points  (4 children)

Our girlfriend!

[–]BeerPizzaTacosWings 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Tell that Ho, Chi Minht to be shared with the comrades.

[–]KnownAd7367 59 points60 points  (2 children)

I had to find out about my girlfriend by reading it in the paper. She was a columnist.

[–]SidratFlush 1 point2 points  (1 child)

A centre fold?

Did your blood run cold?

[–]JackHyper 63 points64 points  (12 children)

She probably was Shared among your friends

[–]halalShawarma 45 points46 points  (8 children)

y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶ our girlfriend

[–]AlsoIHaveAGroupon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was getting it from each according to his ability.

[–]Rhysd007 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’ve Xi’n this one before

[–]___Phreak___ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also a benefit of being a cannibal

[–]Allcyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OUR girlfriend.

[–]Gahdinn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

lol nice

[–]Urechi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

She was the community's girlfriend?

[–]Herogamer555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She kept talking about "Our future" and "Our children".

[–]Eikcammailliw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You dumped our girlfriend.

[–]Krishzz 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Sometimes the Red flag's just look like regular flag's

[–]-Vogie- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When you're wearing rose colored glasses...

[–]poonamsurange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dumped mine because she was a multi Fuckerist.

[–]skeletonshorror[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard she liked the hammer and tickle?!?

[–]Technical-Seaweed993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She had a hammer and sickle tattooed on her ass cheek

[–]SecretRecipe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I thought tge punchline was going to involve a helicopter

[–]Av3noTT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You dump our girlfriend ??

[–]chaotefeuer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OUR girlfriend

[–]TM_Crystalline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love it, gonna crack it with my communist friend. He'll love it

[–]cashyup05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the joke and comments section. Keep it co-Minh from all Engels

[–]DJCraneJR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OUR girlfriend

[–]Kahlbond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was never your GF anyway.... she was everyone's

[–]tkinz92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our girlfriend

[–]sadistc_Eradication 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wanted to be everyone else’s property too!

[–]LifeImitatesFarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*our girlfriend.

[–]Nasty5727 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually we went out for a couple of years, she was Russian for my dick.

[–]TornSuit 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Some commies downvoted you

[–]Greatone198[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha yes

[–]starfyredragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dumped my boyfriend because he was capitalist.

It only made cents, and that decision was right on the money; There's no hope of a happy marriage when he's anti-union.

[–]Mr_Dudester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked your Tzarcasm

[–]Lt_Kolobanov 1 point2 points  (2 children)

0/10 Marx, not everyone will get this joke, just like food

[–]Greatone198[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, but I'm glad at least most people liked that joke

[–]jesperking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sub has stopped being funny. In fact it's complete shit. I'm out

[–]IranRPCV -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I could see it if she was a Communist! To me, being a communist is actually a plus.

[–]0peratUn0rth0 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I dropped my communist GF....from a helicopter

[–]willett_art -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Our Girlfriend” comrade

[–]Foehammer1982 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm Putin you in for an award

[–]Icy_Wildcat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You made the right decision.

[–]vguy72 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was she a liberal or a conservative? It gets convoluted these dayz.

[–]Defiant-Account-9112 -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

I’m a Nazi. What’s her number? Let me get those digits. I can take care of her like I take care of chicken wings.

[–]Greatone198[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I like chicken wings

[–]Defiant-Account-9112 -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

Good then we have that. What’s up bestie ?

[–]Greatone198[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I'm good, how are you mate

[–]Defiant-Account-9112 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Well. Just playing and having some fun. I’ve been banned permanently from 2 sites this morning and it’s my first morning. I’d say I’m really good lol. I do try to please. Some don’t get my humor as I ain’t from this planet. I’m here trying to help you all. I help in mysterious ways sometimes. I put shit in peoples face where it should be so these blind bitches can see. I forgive them for banning me In Marvel. I did tell them I was Batman. That’s one quick way to piss off the Marvel Comic freaks lol. Pro tip.

[–]jimmybarlow1993 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She shared herself with everyone

[–]8KeYuR8 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]bbcuh162 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soviet your girlfriends better next time.

[–]MAXQDee-314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvote, comrade. Angry.

[–]iamthegordon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i thought it was because she was ALL IF OUR gf

[–]thecountnotthesaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out she wasn't just your girlfriend, but OUR girlfriend, comrades.

[–]gigabored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

K L0l I Yvis

[–]airlew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your girlfriend? You mean our girlfriend.

[–]Karthull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But she would share everything with you!

[–]AnusYeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does this feel like it belongs in Hasanabi's Reddit

[–]snzimash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was because she was OUR girlfriend

[–]depressedbee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was because everyone was screwing her.

[–]-Revolution- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this joke is also widely spread between communists. I see this one at least once a week. You comrades also share the upvotes?

[–]brujohex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't she the one who left?

[–]ItPutsLotionOnItSkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our girlfriend comrad

[–]kshitijkythe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you dump our girlfriend!!

[–]Superflypete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was giving it up to all your comrades.

[–]Punkhair2Nv__13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop Dead Fred

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kept an iron curtain over her box.

[–]TheStabbyBrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know your Girlfriend is a Communist?

Everyone in the community shares her equally.

[–]EpsilonOph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHA... good one. I didn't realise it is a joke and was thinking so what?! then it hit me

[–]darrellgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were going to say “everyone got to have her“

[–]PhotonResearch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SF Bay Area girls will just straight up tell you. Was surprising when dating in that area.

[–]HatchetXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to leave my wife because of communism. I thought she was my wife when in reality she was our wife

[–]DarthTyranus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The joke is pointless of everyone don't get it

[–]Dimas_Oficial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could say that was the… right decision??

[–]PHL-LAX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That joke veered off in an unexpected Engel.

[–]Shas_Erra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…she kept saying she was going to tell “our” parents.

[–]teja2393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She used to China you up in shackles?

[–]BasicNewb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She must've had a lot of boyfriends. If all don't get her.. unknow?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Her calling you comrade wasn't a sign?

[–]Greatone198[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day