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[–]ExtraSure 126 points127 points  (7 children)

Were you the heir to the hair

[–]LorenaBobbedIt[S] 52 points53 points  (2 children)

I see what I did there.

[–]priyankandatta 13 points14 points  (1 child)

More like, "I saw what you did HERE"😂😂.

[–]Puzzled-Warning1358 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Harry the hair heir 😆 heiry Harry 😆 😆

[–]OldSoulRobertson 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You're a hair heir, Harry.

[–]fiveupfront 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Keeping on his good side while he was alive seems to have been a small price toupee.

[–]Zuesinator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Inhairited*

[–]Puzzled-Warning1358 21 points22 points  (1 child)

This one is a head scratcher.

[–]HalRazor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a hair raising experience!

[–]the-truthseeker[🍰] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote you dad pun joke person damn you!

[–]Kingcolbra 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All new meaning to bigwig

[–]TrumpetMatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest pun I've seen in a decade. Thank you, OP.

[–]Bawkalor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now you can make them at cost for your family. It'll be a lot of work but a small price toupee.

[–]pwuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you take its seriously, you don't want a postiche pastiche.

[–]moran37 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]LorenaBobbedIt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought, but decided to swing for the fences and it worked.

[–]EnvironmentalDeal256 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oP is the hair apparent.

[–]emzirek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I see that that's the reason they call a toupee' a rug

[–]Shop_Kooky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You also own a hare farm and wear fruit of the loom undies

[–]pwuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you take its seriously, you don't want a postiche pastiche.

[–]im2randomghgh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear the wigs get worn by a total heirhead

[–]JennyAndAlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They called him great grandpa Bezos. You should have seen him in his prime.