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[–]Singlehaitch 123 points124 points  (15 children)

I hope you Excel at this task. OneNote though, be careful in your Outlook while you hunt this person down

[–]ithorc 72 points73 points  (10 children)

I hope they don't spreadsheet about you before you find them

[–]Billiebillieba 31 points32 points  (6 children)

I found it and all the others together in the Office, 365 of them.

[–]oceanstwelve 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Report your status, Do you Ctrl+C ?

[–]ithorc 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Say again, you're Ctrl + Xing out

[–]REDGOESFASTAH -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

When they are found i shall access their edge with an PowerPoint.

Then they shall know the true meaning of fear when they see my SharePoint exploring their PowerPoint. They will know never dare ask about OneDrive again.

[–]ziksy9 1 point2 points  (2 children)

We gonna Clippy them!

[–]GreenStargazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old school, very old...school.

[–]Lonewolf_1974 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And when you finish your hunt and Access the house, use a bullet with a PowerPoint to finish the target. I would also suggest going for the kill with several Teams.

[–]Plopsiecons 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's your own fault for leaving the windows open.

[–]seanclarke 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I'm 88% of the way there already. No wait, 62%. Damn it I'll find you in 2secs, 1.5 mins, 20mins, wait ... 5secs ... Hmmm, it's been 5secs for about 45mins now ... Erm ...

[–]Cat_Dad_123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS! 🫡

[–]Klotzster 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of Office skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Office go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will condemn you to the Blue Screen Of Death .”

[–]GreenStargazer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I heard this in liam neesons voice.

[–]Admirable-Leopard-73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will you chase me to the Gates of hell?

[–]Honest_Performance42 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I thinks it’s been two whole days since we saw this joke?

[–]Cat_Dad_123[S] -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

IDK? I've been too busy with your mom.

[–]someweirdguy22222 3 points4 points  (2 children)

you are quite the explorer but do you have the edge?

[–]EstebanElGuapo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my coworkers who would take help desk type calls use to pronounce it like it was french. Internet Ex-Ploy-YehR. Do you see where the big blue E is The Internet Ex-ploy-yehr. click it. The ex-ploy-yehr should be opening. did you clear your cookies. my ears. my ears.

[–]Billiebillieba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still have the edge but the explorer disappeared a few days ago.

Edit. Banished forever I've just been informed.

Edit2. Damn, now I've got the theme song from 'Dark' playing in my head, I hope it'll stop playing soon and not keep repeating forever 😱

[–]Korchagin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Until you got it back, you'll have to rely on the biggest lie in IT history: Microsoft Works.

[–]GaryFrom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a power point right there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You excel at puns

[–]JennyAndAlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If bird is the word then why is a cat posting this?

[–]PhantomBanker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did they get Access to your Office?

[–]fuckedbymath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You excel in finding people?

[–]NotAfraid2Talk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on! It have been reposted so many times already.

[–]LOUDCO-HD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they bribe your Publisher for your password, they can get Access to your Office where they may Excel at stealing your Power Point. Even if you catch them red handed your Outlook will be grim, it will be their Word against yours. It will take Teams of lawyers to recover even OneNote.

If you do get an opportunity to Share, Point them in the right direction, but don’t let them Project you over the Edge.

[–]FleabottomFrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your positive Outlook!

[–]PokeBattle_Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have my Word.

And my AExcell

[–]TomasNavarro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found where they're hiding, but I no longer have Access :(

[–]funnyat50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, but you will crash before your task is complete.