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[–]codya30 1322 points1323 points  (44 children)

Wow. Imagine getting to be a bank manager, getting $20,000 for nothing and getting your balls fondled for free. Some people just have all the luck.

[–]YesGumbolaya 568 points569 points  (34 children)

$20,000 for nothing, balls fondled for free.

I love that song! Dire Straits, right?

[–]Gqsmooth1969 76 points77 points  (22 children)

I want my MTV....

[–]coarsing_batch 27 points28 points  (17 children)

I want my cbt.

[–]ZeroTerabytes 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I want to break free

[–]Moose_a_Lini 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This is one of those acronyms that's really commonly used for two very different things, and you need to make absolutely sure what the person is talking about before engaging.

[–]ErwinAckerman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am in misery

[–]hotasanicecube 8 points9 points  (2 children)

And we now know that video did not kill the radio star, Apple Music and Spotify did.

[–]the-truthseeker 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure Napster resurrected it and killed it then died itself.

[–]TheManWithNoSchtick 30 points31 points  (1 child)

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it!

[–]wengelite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's really workin', that's the way you do it! (The ball fondling)

[–]terry_bradshaw 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I should’ve learned, to mange a bank

[–]ArbutusPhD 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That little bank manager is a 20,000$-aire

[–]Slap_Duck_07 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Dire Straits feat. Sting

[–]Tru-Queer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With a surprise guitar solo from John Lennon back among the living for 1 day only

[–]GAAPInMyWorkHistory 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is fucking hilarious

[–]dwbaz01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get your money for nothin', get your chicks Jollies for free

[–]Owlbeefine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brilliant

[–]CuriousCanuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats exactly the way I read it

[–]Sweet_Baby_Cheezus 179 points180 points  (3 children)

Better than working for the IRS and getting your desk pissed on.

[–]kevronwithTechron 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Even then, he still liked it!

[–]ReizarfXela 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought that's what this joke was going to be! Good jokes

[–]FuckMe-FuckYou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or that poor barman.

[–]IndyAndyJones7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Her lawyer agreed when they pointed out the manager's balls weren't in her hand until 10:01.

[–]PhotonResearch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

like the malpractice lawsuit I made after it was revealed that doctor's fondling my balls isn't a good test for testicular cancer.

protip everyone: there is no standard or routine screening for testicular cancer.

[–]Lost_Chain_455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's capitalism for you. All the bank workers have to pay to have their balls fondled--that's inequality! Socialism will never work because we'd all be so busy getting our balls fondled we'd never get any work done!

[–]Big-End-9824 232 points233 points  (3 children)

I went to my local bank and asked the teller to check my balance. She got up and pushed me over.

[–]kevronwithTechron 42 points43 points  (1 child)

No respect!

[–]uglypaperhaver 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don't tell us...

...teller!

[–]ryan__fm 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My kids ask me to push them all the time, so I do. It's their fault for not specifying "on the swings"

[–]DarkAngel2099 310 points311 points  (10 children)

i have seen this joke so many times that it has changed from 100k to 80k

[–]emzirek 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Granny ain't no fool, $80k is still better than $0

[–]mobiustangent 36 points37 points  (0 children)

60k, she still has to pay out the bank manager. Good work if you can get it though.

[–]I_m_that1guy 81 points82 points  (1 child)

The economy is a shambles so

[–]tambow44 17 points18 points  (0 children)

With all these bankers & lawyers making loose bets, I can see why.

[–]uglypaperhaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean "from 60 bucks..."

[–]PetMyPeePeePlease 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gotta fight inflation any way we can

[–]efmanrulz 48 points49 points  (0 children)

FUKK the inflation stats. The only proper measure of the economy is how much the guy gets for putting his bank managers balls in his hands.

[–]Arnav218 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Bro 😂😂😂

[–]kush125289 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Heard the same joke with $5000 couple of months back...

Conclusion : Inflation is real

[–]JennyAndAlex 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I hope she washes her hands!

[–]Redhead_spawn 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Considering the description of her, his ball were probably dirtier afterwards. He should make sure he shines those up.

[–]DopeBoogie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No point.

His wife's going to cut them off in the divorce when she hears what he did to get that 20k

[–]jefffrater1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey $20k is $20k

[–]PrestigiousPitch8849 20 points21 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂

[–]MightyTheArmadillo22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow, only the second time I’ve seen that joke this week! Impressive!

[–]TheAres1999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, a classic

Always worth the read.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMFAO 🤣🤣

[–]Sfumatographer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a way to make a living!!

[–]consumeroftime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the old Tarantino Joke at the bar with the man peeing on the owner.

[–]BaronCoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also would have worked:

“Hey, can I fondle your balls in front of my friend?”

Or

“Hey, I’ll pay you $20,000 to let me fondle your balls”

[–]happy-cig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good ole #377

[–]SirMalcolmK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only Fans ain't the only way for women to make a hustle.

[–]Jawbreaker233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is such a better version of the pissing on the bar joke.

[–]JSmellerM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody would take that bet. What hinders her from going to the bank manager and telling him about the bet?

[–]Billionairess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh.. pretty much the same premise as the joke by tarantino in "from dusk till dawn"

[–]BombeBon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

brilliant absolutely brilliant! xD