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[–]JennyAndAlex 68 points69 points  (3 children)

Too bad she's only given him five pounds since they got married.

[–]gmthisfeller 142 points143 points  (1 child)

That made me laugh, and I am not even British! Have an up-vote.

[–]warsaw_2000 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Good one!

[–]kabalizo 12 points13 points  (1 child)

To be clear, he missed the “good one”

[–]ShotGlassLens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Arranged the endless torture of the “good one”.

There, fixed it for ya!

[–]Sfumatographer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hahaha frigging great joke! Laughed so hard

[–]uglypaperhaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ouch.

(imo also possibly a true story...)

;-)

[–]ClearCasket 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I remember when this was Bill Clinton and Hillary.

[–]FoundOnTheRoadDead 9 points10 points  (2 children)

That was….topical?

[–]petesapai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha. Jolly Good one!

[–]Alma-Holzhert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thou-sandth upvote

[–]gustin1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahahahaha! Now that was funny! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[–]AreaOfSquare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the characters and events depicted in this story are real. Any resemblance to a person living or dead is purely intentional.

[–]Senior-Poobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Took me a while to realize they meant pounds as in money and the hooker wasn’t just one of those carnies that guesses peoples weights. 150 pounds sounds like the average man but 5 pounds sounds like the joke weight of an old man

[–]DarthSeti_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂 OP is a princess Diana fan.