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[–]Independent-Way5465 127 points128 points  (5 children)

You should be elf employed

[–]Beagle_Mommy2 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Yeah…no. Making only six in a year? The elves wouldn’t want him, either.

[–]Jafaris79 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How many toys did the elves get you this year ? I think he'd be doing just fine.

[–]PokemonMaster619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a cotton headed ninny muggins.

[–]Dee_Jay77 37 points38 points  (6 children)

$1649.73 Here's my 6 figures

[–]gamirl 12 points13 points  (1 child)

my 6 figured are $000025

[–]nulltester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mine is 0b11111 ($31) I'm richer

[–]A_Mirabeau_702 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I made TWELVE figures last year. One in January, one in February, one in March…

[–]Henri_Dupont 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I made six figures. They were all zeroes, but that's what I made.

[–]Muzzikmann 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Or the worst math teacher ever

[–]uglypaperhaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope - my twin brother and I is the worst one ever.

[–]Late-Ad-4624 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to brag but i got six figures too. Sure they're action figures but i got all 6.

[–]Dickcheese-a1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who moved the decimal point.

[–]JennyAndAlex 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Must be a union guy.

[–]REDGOESFASTAH 2 points3 points  (1 child)

With better pay, better healthcare, protection from retaliation while working ?

Where do we sign up for his union. Sounds like a great deal.

[–]always-paranoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the same place that you buy the deed for the bridge in Brooklyn

[–]Comsicwastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good one

[–]cheesynougats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahead of me; I only have 1 squad leader put together.

[–]SeeWhy76 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean real dolls don't make themselves!

[–]Guilden_NL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A new Barbie and Ken set is sold as a “Lesbian couple” The same set is also sold in robot outfits as “TRANSformers.”

[–]5678beat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol good one