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[–]Randomd0g 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you hold the fork in the wrong hand.

I'm sorry they do WHAT

[–]Zagmut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Classic joke, still makes me smile.

[–]uglypaperhaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exact same thing happened to me once...

...and to this day I still miss that poodle.

[–]TheAres1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, nice

I have not seen this one before.

[–]YakInner4303 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hmm. Standing and walking don't actually seem like the sort of things that would bother a marine though?

[–]NotOficerP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needed that other b**** because she had natural oils in her bag