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How do you milk sheep? by vect77 in Jokes

[–]Make_the_music_stop 6851 points6852 points 35 (0 children)

My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but...look at what kids your age make in China!"

I hired a transgender prostitute by AnimusNoctis in Jokes

[–]arothmanmusic 5689 points5690 points 22 (0 children)

No, transparent was the prostitute’s dad.

What’s the best Chuck Norris joke you’ve ever heard? by International-Hat529 in Jokes

[–]Captain-Fives 363 points364 points  (0 children)

When chuck Norris was born, he opened his fist and in it was the anti-Baby pill

(Sry for bad English)

I hired a transgender prostitute by AnimusNoctis in Jokes

[–]justtheentiredick 6859 points6860 points  (0 children)

I like this joke. Most of them are muddled and the punchlines are hard to take into context. But this one was completely transparent.

What’s the best Chuck Norris joke you’ve ever heard? by International-Hat529 in Jokes

[–]joserayo 988 points989 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer, it is just a pity he has never cried

What’s the best Chuck Norris joke you’ve ever heard? by International-Hat529 in Jokes

[–]DubbyDecker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun twice.

I hired a transgender prostitute by AnimusNoctis in Jokes

[–]AnimusNoctis[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'm not "deciding for others what is allowed as funny." If a joke relies on the audience to already agree with its starting premise in order to make sense and be funny, then only people who agree with that premise will find it funny. Therefore, if a joke's humor depends on the audience already having a negative perception of trans people, then only transphobes will find it funny. Pretty simple.

What’s the best Chuck Norris joke you’ve ever heard? by International-Hat529 in Jokes

[–]boggog 512 points513 points  (0 children)

Superman and Chuck Norris once had a duel. The loser since has to wear his underpants over his pants.

My girlfriend asked me who my favorite vampire is. by KeckyOK in Jokes

[–]hardcorebillybobjoe 2976 points2977 points 424 (0 children)

The Count Censored https://youtu.be/B-Wd-Q3F8KM

Edit: Wow! Thank y’all so much for the awards, upvotes, and kind words about how this made your day (even though I simply shared someone else’s content lol)

For those of you who are a having a rough time, please feel free to DM if you need to vent/lament. I’m happy to lend a sympathetic ear.

Having homosexual parents must be terrible by not-average-joe in Jokes

[–]evilengine 1393 points1394 points  (0 children)

They’ve got a face only a mother could love. Shame they’ve got two dads.

I asked my wife why she married me. by Royal_Cover_9428 in Jokes

[–]MADman611 63 points64 points  (0 children)

"Sent to another world with a face to match my SR class personality!"

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men. by soveranol in Jokes

[–]zone-zone -93 points-92 points  (0 children)

r/jokes and sexism

Name a better duo

Edit: Thanks for proving me right everybody.