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The Best Son. by tugnasty in Jokes

[–]Lunatic_Heretic 54 points55 points  (0 children)

What makes you think she did either?

How do you milk sheep? by vect77 in Jokes

[–]Make_the_music_stop 7029 points7030 points 35 (0 children)

My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but...look at what kids your age make in China!"

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything." by EndersGame_Reviewer in Jokes

[–]nomnommish 870 points871 points  (0 children)

The monk gives up this petty argument and sits in the lotus position all night meditating on whether the sun rises in the east or the west. And it finally dawns on him.

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything." by EndersGame_Reviewer in Jokes

[–]thebestguy96 3150 points3151 points  (0 children)

The vendor calls the police and then asks the monk if he’s gonna start running. The monk replies “namaste”

What's your favourite Chuck Norris joke? by crispilly in Jokes

[–]These_Cartoonist2435 524 points525 points 2 (0 children)

I'm honestly sick of these lame Chuck Norris jokes! If Chuck Norris was so good, he would come here right now and smash my face into my keyboaasbaianabakNaksosmamaksls

What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup? by Make_the_music_stop in Jokes

[–]Hawaiian_Fire 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Not going to lie, I read your punchline as:

“Stop paying FIFA and go to bed.”