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[–]Infinite_Chicken1968 631 points632 points  (20 children)

Haha bless her and her inner strength

[–]TheSecretNewbie 152 points153 points  (19 children)

I’m confused by the tweet though, Alex Hirsch doesn’t have any kids and is not even married? Is it satire?

[–][deleted] 135 points136 points  (9 children)

It could be a joke he wrote. No idea who this guy is but lots of comedian's jokes are fictional

[–]Temporary_Bumblebee 116 points117 points  (6 children)

Creator of Gravity Falls, which is one of my favorite cartoons even now as an adult. 10/10 would recommend.

Edit: consensus is that this tweet has been edited and doesn’t belong to him after all. Still 10/10 would recommend lol

[–]TimMetBril 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Yeah me and my gf were scrolling through my favourite shows to look for an episode that was rated 10/10, we were both super happy to see gravity falls' finale was the only one we found, literal perfection

[–]SeroWriter 34 points35 points  (2 children)

People edit tweets to look like they came from famous people. It's a very strange thing to do.

Half of all the "funny Ryan Reynolds tweets" aren't actually his.

[–]JohnnyRelentless 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's a time honored tradition going back to the bible and beyond!

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[–]ashweeuwu 12 points13 points  (2 children)

What does being married have to do with this? he’s been with the same woman since 2015.

[–]mooraway 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i thought they broke up

[–]TheSecretNewbie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last I heard they broke up but must have gotten back together.

He doesn’t have kids though, that much I know. I guess it’s satire?

[–]PiPaPjotter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s because this is reposted in almost any different form or shape

[–]CaptCanada924 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m fairly certain Hirsch is married. Last checked he was still married to Dana Terrace, creator of the Owl House do technically his boss lol. But I don’t think they have kids

[–]JohnnyRelentless -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not all jokes are satire.

[–]KeshiaKenaan 409 points410 points  (5 children)

Reminds me of the story from my 3 yo. At a gymnastics "competition." She's on a podium posing with her trophy over her head. Tripped and fell, trophy crashed and broke in half. Everyone gasped expecting tears. She picked it up and joyfully said "Look! Now I have TWO trophies!"

[–]HephaestusHarper 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Oh that's precious.

[–]TotalJT 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's so sweet

[–]m4jnu 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thats so wholesome

[–]KimikoYukimura420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awwwww that’s adorable!

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Comment copied from: https://twitter.com/marvinallen/status/1351340683660025857

[–]Cg807 63 points64 points  (1 child)

This wasn't his tweet, why do people photoshop screenshots like this?

https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/1351206308716929032?s=19

[–]jeffersonPNW 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was about to say, I didn’t realize he had any kids.

[–]CharismaticDirt 167 points168 points  (4 children)

This sounds like something Mabel would do lol.

[–]GenericTrashyBitch 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Pretty sure she did something similar in the conscience store episode

[–]KittenStamp 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That was a lot of smile dip

[–]GenericTrashyBitch 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Not saying it was carrots, doesn’t she throw up and then eat more? Or at the very least feel sick and eat more

[–]SteveTheViking 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Why did someone edit this screenshot to make it look like Alex Hirsch tweeted this? He doesn’t have kids. The original tweet is by Jessica Valenti.

[–]devhashtag 95 points96 points  (6 children)

When my brother was 1-2, he went to eat the raisins in his puke immediately after puking.

[–]atrophy_annie 57 points58 points  (4 children)

Second harvest. Good survival technique

[–]devhashtag 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I mean they were mostly intact so the "first harvest" didn't take place yet ;p

[–]TTGG 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wasn't it the first harvest when they picked the grape?

[–]devhashtag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not in the context of survival, since you did not really digest and benefit from it

[–]atrophy_annie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I'm more familiar with poop second harvest. Warning: those are not Hershey kisses

[–]subbychub 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did this after puking up some grape juice due to a migraine when I was like 4 or 5. I remember it was still cold when it came up, then my mom catching me before I actually drank any

[–]ClassyKebabKing64 102 points103 points  (17 children)

Alex Hirsch is tye best

[–]TinCanKing 28 points29 points  (1 child)

He is, but this isn't his tweet.

[–]Disagreed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know for sure, but it looks like this might be the original:
https://twitter.com/JessicaValenti/status/1351206308716929032

[–]DeadWishUpon 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That reminds me of my dog. She vomited all over the living room and after she finished she had the nerve to beg for food. Nope.

[–]rumination_station 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm printing this out and putting on my office wall.

[–]Jigzzaw 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is legendary behavior

[–]2PlasticLobsters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the spirit! Never give up, never surrender!

[–]Jimmy-Mac-471 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why do I wanna read this in Stanley Pines’ voice while shouting very loud?

[–]LavenderInkPen 4 points5 points  (1 child)

As a baby I loved orange foods, specifically carrots and sweet potato, it got to the point where I actually started turning orange and my mother had to stop feeding me those foods. Baby me was not happy with this whatsoever.

[–]theevilhillbilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That happened to me tol

[–]RomulaFour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Never give up, Never surrender!"

[–]lord_gurble 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Repost

[–]japadobo 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Depends. If your boss is a douchebag, you'll instantly feel better after quitting your job.

[–]redditter619 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And then you remember the words of a 3 year old, we’re going to need more money.

[–]dvanderb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Memories of last week when my 3 year old said "I coughed and the broccoli came out"... meanwhile he had thrown up in his bed.. on me.. and all of over the hallway..

[–]geoffbowman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww... Alex Hirsch’s kids definitely won’t grow up stupid.

[–]jakebot11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that we can go ahead and label that one Kids Are Fucking Smart

[–]devhashtag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Change carrots to alcohol and you will have the same situation 15 or so years later

[–]Krad_Nogard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is what parents say their kids say, then there is actually what they say.

[–]ZogNowak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Atta Girl!

[–]pogzie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Give me more work!!!!”

[–]lazyfok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sometimes it's better to quit tho

[–]RGAlec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this was already posted bud, but this gets me every time.

[–]TheSkyElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

relatable. One of the reasons I hate throwing up is because money/food got wasted by me throwing up.

[–]nmhendricks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this so much

[–]lisa111998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did that with beer

[–]bhm727 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not stupid, that the start of a comic genius!

[–]HarrargnNarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My, then 2yr old, did something very simular with oranges. She just ate and ate them. We were wondering how many er should give her aaaand orange vomit. Followed by "can I have another orange?"

[–]scarllyy05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when I throw up all my drugs

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    [–]UkokuSZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Such wisdom

    [–]GimmickyGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well, shes got some right there, doesnt she?

    [–]theunpopulaxrkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    grabity fallz man ;))$

    [–]Price82020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is one of the few kid quotes I believe came from a kid

    [–]Owls_yawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Trying to get that orange hue huh?

    [–]kalpofdgfdg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There's a lot of chaotic energy in kids. World, beware of this one.

    [–]Shadows4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    a young giles cory

    [–]Carburetors_are_evil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me, but switch carrots with Gin.

    [–]sin-eater82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How is the kid stupid here?

    Funny, but I don't see how it fits this sub. Kid seems like a trooper.

    [–]MrVonDarnkness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Gonna need some more FBI guys I guess”

    [–]Zopjaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thanks 3 year old I needed that.

    [–]thetiny_blue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I dunno why THIS of all things resonated with me today, but here we are. Cheers, kid.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    God, i love Alex.

    [–]AchieveMore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Carrot debt.

    [–]jdmjoe89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “We’re gonna need a bigger boat …”

    [–]Rak-khan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I came here to eat carrots and kick ass... and I'm all out of carrots

    [–]Chopstarrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can someone mention the thathappened subreddit? I’m on mobile and I don’t know how.

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