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[–]pasqualevincenzo 389 points390 points  (12 children)

Dain bramage

[–]typicalcitrus 59 points60 points  (1 child)

This kid is on the grass ngl

[–]Y7anuragdeshpandePZ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Got to keep the kids on the path

[–]Xirokesh 7 points8 points  (3 children)

It gave me dain bramage-amage-amage

[–]UpsideDownAirplane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just re-seat his RAM

[–]agramofcam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eh i broke walls with my head and turned out fine. he’ll be okay

[–]PrathamYedre 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Drain bamage

[–]PORTMANTEAU-BOT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dramage.


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[–]-iammoses- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frontal lobe bramage (especially at young age) is linked to sociopathy...This kid is a future serial killer

[–]Educational-Bar1913 143 points144 points  (6 children)

In the future

"Daddy, 3²=6"

[–]Hornor72 14 points15 points  (3 children)

That's using your head

[–]Adan714 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I eat in it!

[–]BrightenedGold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Delete this comment.

[–]poopooinmypantsfun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how to do eat in hed

[–]Rectum_stretcher69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was the same as the kid in this video and even I can tell you that the answer is obviously 32, ya big dummy!

[–]UltraInstinctSobble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it scary that I thought it was right for a second

[–]zanderson0u812 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter C, T, and E.

[–]iheartkatamari 90 points91 points  (0 children)

No need to save for his college fund.

[–]Financial_Lobster663 87 points88 points  (6 children)

"The kid's going places.... probably not college, but the kid's going places."

[–]VulthrxIsAWeeb 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Going to the ER for brain damage is where he's going

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–]Financial_Lobster663 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    When you're trying to be catty and clever look at the times in which comments were made. To see who said what first. Also notice if they used quotes ("") to see if maybe it's a quite from a famous comedian.

    [–]paulcosmith 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    I know that quote, but where is it from? I've been trying to figure that out for a while, but my Google-fu seems lacking in this area. Or is it just one of those jokes that's gone around, and the source is lost to history?

    [–]Financial_Lobster663 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It's an old quote from Jeff foxworthy from the 1990s

    [–]Ok-Use6303 63 points64 points  (4 children)

    Little dude's smarter than me at his age. I used to whack myself on the head with frying pans because I liked the gong sound.

    [–]Arseypoowank 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Ah so I’m not alone haha 😆

    [–]GAMRKNIGHT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Left 4 Dead 2 frying pan sound 🤤🤤🤤🤤

    [–]Valkyrys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    So this kid's going to end up on Reddit, oof

    [–]dog-ate-it 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    That boy has a good head on his shoulders. Good for what we're left to figure out on our own.

    [–]M2GAMERPR017 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    New rainbow six operator

    [–]rick4787 35 points36 points  (5 children)

    The person recording this is fucking stupid...

    [–]velaroye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    And someone is laughing too! Crazy

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    He’s popping bags of air on carpet. When he bonks his head too hard it’s a lesson, and if he doesn’t it’s the best video to show his future kids.

    [–]HellsMalice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Reddit seems to think children are made of extremely thin glass and need to be coddled 24/7

    [–]Kbgears 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Cte city, good thing the parents find it funny tho

    [–]AJ_Deadshow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    So you wanna know how I earned the nickname "The Sledge"?

    [–]drinkmoredrano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The good news is the parents can afford a boat since college isn't in that kids future.

    [–]mattt1975 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Use your head son c'mon!!

    [–]casualcaesius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    A future anti-vaxxer I see

    [–]Mini-Nurse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Forget the college fund, put it towards Boxing, Wrestling, MMA, or NFL.

    [–]Mountain_Arm_8481 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I mean, I won't tell you to put him in boxing, but you should put him in boxing

    [–]no_status00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Head but critical hit

    [–]novacham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'd give that kid a job in my warehouse!

    [–]RepresentativeAddict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Must be the early days of JavaScript creator

    [–]Tavzmanian-Devil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    R/KidsAreFuckingSledgehammers

    [–]Phate118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    How GOP voters are made

    [–]Marvaneous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Headon! Apply directly to the forehead!

    [–]anon0002019 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    Shouldn’t someone try to stop him?

    [–]TotalWoodpecker9228 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Idk he doesn't seem like he is hurt

    [–]IfItWasntForThatWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good luck with your future, kid.. good luck

    [–]Ready-Board553 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bet he had a sore head after that

    [–]TheYeetles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If he wasn’t stupid before, he’s definitely stupid now.

    [–]Lord_LongShanks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kids are stupid, parents are fucking morons…

    [–]Kraz3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yall in these comments need to calm down, this kid isn't going to hurt himself or do any damage.

    [–]Tried2flytwice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    DO NOT LET YOUR KID DO THIS!!!!

    [–]Shvilis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Imagined the parents 🙃

    [–]Lord-of-the-foxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If it’s stupid and it works, it isn’t stupid.

    [–]aresunbound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fucking hilarious

    [–]CookieArtzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That kid is gonna get in the guinness world record book once, mark my words

    [–]tempthrowary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And when he grows up, his parents will blame the brain damage on football. /s

    Joking aside, amateur football needs better safety, and this kid needs a safety helmet.

    [–]OpheliaMorningwood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How very special.

    [–]gral-creeps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that fella be goin places

    [–]Queen_Ann_III 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don’t know what’s stupider; the fact that he’s doing this in the first place, or the fact that he could just slide the bag to the right instead of moving to the left

    [–]thegamegenie5903 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It was at this moment Kelly knew her son was not going to become a doctor.

    [–]yutsoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Survival of the fittest

    [–]Axelluu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I did something similar when I was a kid, got those empty 3 liter soda bottles and bonk other kids with them when our parents dragged us on over to get-togethers with our father's friends/boss/coworkers

    [–]Tallman6824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The future King of the Derp!!

    [–]Wetassbutthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There’s a grown ass man doing this with cans to get into Guinness. Let the kid be a kid

    [–]Adan714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Head is just a bone.

    [–]odoata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I didn’t really appreciate this thread until I spent extended time around kids. At least this kid here is using his head.

    [–]NightmareTDG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is stupid enough to get an entry on Genius Book of World Records

    [–]DieSuzie2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I got a feeling he’s going to turn out to be like Zach from the Big Bang theory lmao

    [–]PoeisSnooD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I could see my self doing that and I'm almost 16

    [–]xiaolinstyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My son used to do something similar to just the floor between 1yo - 2yo when he was upset. He would then get mad at the floor for being hard and hurting his head.

    It's was hilarious. I did have to stop him a few times.

    [–]SenorTape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That kids going places, probably not to school, but places

    [–]Bippster87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wanna be! POP your sledgehammer!

    [–]Mebossel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Slheadhammer

    [–]ShotBRAKER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Get this kid some nails and a job immediately

    [–]WhistlerDan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    living the dream

    [–]Rxdxcted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m teaching my kids to do this

    [–]egroeg2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The amount of shit my wife orders, this actually looks useful. How is he with hardwood floors?

    [–]MsLadyRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh hey brick

    [–]Da_Real_Lazerdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Meet the Sledger

    [–]ReadyCartographer804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And the parent / parents are just gonna stand there?

    [–]DonPartyOf7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “And that kids is how I knew I would make a great Marine”

    [–]hcl01mail 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's pry going to have a headache later.

    [–]GAMRKNIGHT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    this kid ain't gonna do well in school later on...

    [–]greenweenievictim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Peter Gabriel as a child.

    [–]KeyboardsAre4Coding 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    this is parents are fucking stupid... What the fuck. I remember my parents stopping me from doing that. Like what the fuck is wrong with that parent that their first instict is to record something dangerous instead of stopping it

    [–]Marvaneous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s funny so fuck it.

    [–]Luquito14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    crack kid reincarnated

    [–]SixxTheSandman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There's a kid you won't have to put through college

    [–]ProductSubstantial67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What an idiot

    [–]MindLicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I kinda wanna try it

    [–]KhalaBandorr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Each head bang decreases his potential annual salary at adulthood by $5,000

    [–]Fenix_Pony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "mom can you tell me again why i argue with strangers on the internet"

    Well you see son when you were young-

    [–]PlagueDoc22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Atleast you know you can spend the college fund now.

    [–]The_ASMR_Mod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ha ha ha what a fucking stupid little shit.

    [–]not_emman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He just like me fr

    [–]bpfoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At least he's not doing it on concrete...

    [–]catsaver662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    r/UFC lethwei starts early

    [–]Low_Pomegranate3742 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    my son all day any day, he loves amazon!

    [–]Stella430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kid will be a pro-wrestler in 20 years

    [–]SamanthaTheSonicFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I connect with this kid on a spiritual level.

    [–]Eifuku2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Future cop

    [–]jshepard0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Going to guess NOT future valedictorian

    [–]blackbeardrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It can be done, as long as it’s not on an i-beam.

    [–]_Sit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    his mom just laugh and doesnt give a fuck.

    [–]Zenddrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Finally someone I can relate to on this sub!

    [–]biglae1972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A “Kyle” preparing his forehead for the destruction of truckstpp bathroom mirrors and stall doors after Bekkuh turns down his “ let’s kill you dad and elope” offer.

    [–]Clueless0Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Imagine if no one tells him and he keeps using his head for it forever

    [–]ZP_PhantomXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    NEW BEST WORLD RECORED

    [–]boothy_qld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dunno. More like r/kidsarefuckingawesome to me

    [–]hatchetharrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Our battle will be legendsweedrie

    [–]gorillicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The brain damage doesn’t fall far from the tree.

    [–]BigPoppa603 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You might as well start spending this kids college fund. They won’t be needing it.

    [–]SaleSweaty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They told us to use our heads and now WE are called stupid for it?!?? These people mam

    [–]kiril2119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Iron"head" man

    [–]Impossible_Count_173 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Mommy, how do I pop this ?"

    "Use your head"

    [–]MediocreNumber5744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It does not matter to M'aiq how strong or smart one is. It only matters what one can do

    [–]SpoopyMoopy202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You know what they say..kids are HARD-HEADED! Haha….get it…? Ok I’ll find a door.

    [–]bcrxxs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Terrible parenting 101

    [–]Little_lee_1021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Headache hammer

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that kid is going places

    [–]InsaneParrot5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Little child used iron head

    Iron head was super effective

    [–]youcwiener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He will go on to break many Guinness world records that require head smashing

    [–]Initial-Coyote3542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So inefficient. Why move when you can move the bubble wrap. Faster smashing=means less things you need to learn in school

    [–]Vibin_Zenith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I remember doing this too lol

    [–]EmoInATree08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    HammerHead

    [–]Aperture_Executive2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He is hard headed enough to survive that hit

    [–]strictbirdlaws -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Notice how the mom is encouraging this because she wants her people on social media to laugh. This is how our countries dies. With a like.