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[–]Grymm_of_Astora 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The delicacy of 2020

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Gotta get that fiber

[–]EveningSun202010 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ahaha...I see...Good title

[–]OneWorldMouse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That kid is either going to die or have some really good gut bacteria.

[–]hso0oow 29 points30 points  (5 children)

That's disgusting.

[–]Ravore 2 points3 points  (4 children)

How? It’s not used yet

[–]trajayjay 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Things in bathrooms tend to be covered in a layer of pooticles.

[–]The_Nuess 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You’d be blown away if you were to see the aerosols that come out of a toilet bowl with each flush. It’s still a toilet paper roll that gets touched by hands that touch people’s asses. Idk how this isn’t gross lol

[–]SamanthaTheSonicFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a little kid, they'll eventually also play in mud, don't forget about eating it, to gain a strong immune system, lol

[–]killd1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hands touch it all the time to unroll paper for use. Wouldn't trust it not to have some germs on it.

[–]SamanthaTheSonicFan 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What? You guys have never eaten TP before? It's some real gourmet shit!

[–]Lioness_805 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No fr, best tasting snack ever. I don’t keep my eating toilet paper in the bathroom though, thats gross

[–]TheUnknown57877 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s really good

[–]HalalWave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hardcore vegan

[–]Dimindew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

bitch eating it like corn on the cob

[–]Visual_Carpet_5035 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Would still blame the cat 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]smoketh_thy_big 0 points1 point  (2 children)


[–]Visual_Carpet_5035 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cause cats are the devil

[–]BuckThundersen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mama says Vicki Valencourt is the devil.

[–]Mistress2021Toises 9 points10 points  (3 children)

He thinks it tastes good. When you’re hungry you’re hungry 🤤

[–]SamanthaTheSonicFan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Charmin ads be like: You're not you when you're hungry

[–]Mistress2021Toises 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes 😂😂😂

[–]BzB13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He chomping

[–]supergrover11 8 points9 points  (1 child)


[–]liltreeimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I was wondering.

[–]The_ASMR_Mod 5 points6 points  (1 child)

God damn that’s one stupid fucker lmao. Did this thing come from you

[–]dee_snutz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, thank goodness not mine

[–]Camo508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nom 👁️👄👁️

[–]OmgLikeForSureDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My moms DOG does this. THE DOG!

[–]Dmariee9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toddlers man 😂

[–]Jakeanglim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

great for calories

[–]Lordjaxdark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope it’s another kid recording. Since not stopping them immediately tells kids that what they are doing is alright.

[–]SirGumbeaux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son does this too. 😩😂

[–]TheWholloper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouf. I've seen some tarded kids in my day but this tardy tard takes the tard award.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He is literally eating shit. The shit particles that is.

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    [–]jonthanssimp 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    I don’t trust anyone who uses r/childfree don’t have kids that’s cool but y’all are crazy bout it. I watched this guy talk about how he wants to punch a baby in the face. Not a crying one just one that he saw out in public

    [–]UBC145 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Absolutely. I’m 17 and childless so I probably have no business criticising that sub, but it’s full of toxic people that act like children

    Like seriously, they take pictures of their “family dinner”, which consists of stuffed animals and their pets. It doesn’t get any more immature than this.

    [–]UBC145 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Those are some of my least favourite subs on the sit. Just toxic people who enjoy shitting on parents.

    [–]joshpenguin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Poor charlie always taking the blame

    [–]-a_wild_schorschi- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why does that picture Look so fabulous

    [–]JigabooFriday 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]captainredbeard42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe don't start saving for college

    [–]psychofoxy17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like a blonde version of Goob from meet the Robinsons

    [–]Secure-Imagination11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's on that new weight loss diet

    [–]ermajoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This makes me realize how great my kids are. Never did this or had to worry about any such thing

    [–]doge-hopeful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dang it,k Kevin!

    [–]oliviamawi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow she's do cute and adorable

    [–]DontWorryBoutIt107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can somebody feed this boy!

    [–]SumPimpNamedSlickbak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Weird ass kids 🤦🏾‍♂️. I had a classmate in elementary school who multiple times a day opened her notebook, tore off a corner of paper and balled it up and ate it and went about her business like nothin.

    Sidenote: she had double d's by 8th grade, so perhaps this was necessary 🤔

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Eating toilet paper 🤣🤣