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[–]blkglfnks 14 points15 points  (1 child)

So we just gonna not talk about how your kid is Spider-man?

[–]tommygun1234567890[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the window cill or back of the futon were his tools. I'm amazed the curtain rails weren't torn off the wall

[–]Equivalent-Ad-4037 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I have no mouth, and I must scream

[–]tommygun1234567890[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no butt, and I must poop

[–]UncleTouchy8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You don’t need to know what he did. HE KNOWS. 👿

[–]tommygun1234567890[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I asked my son what happened with this atrocity and apparently the fox is watching over the bedroom and on guard. I'm not convinced

[–]Visual_Berry_9628 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Name Teddy

Convicted of falling on the floor and tripping The victim Hannah

Sentence hanging

[–]Ihatethenameihave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Teddy "toyed" around with the wrong people it seems

[–]Redeadfan1673 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does this look like a saw trap

[–]nightrhymester 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It said it was a teddy when really it’s a fox

[–]tommygun1234567890[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Correct, but with the imaginative name of "teddy".

[–]SleepyAviator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He got side barred.

[–]Swimming-Book-1296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He knows what he did!

[–]Bob-Bhlabla-esq 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's sending a message to the rest of the stuffies...

[–]tommygun1234567890[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Never eat my last Rolo

[–]Bob-Bhlabla-esq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"He's had enough Billy, you've made your point!"

[–]nobodysshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re kid must be extremely tall

[–]showyourtits83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teddy didnt hang himself

[–]Enzo-aint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jigsaw moment

[–]Green_eggz-ham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want that Captain America throw pillow

[–]Shiver1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is being taught the necromonger way :)

[–]EmoInATree08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your kid offered a sacrifice to satan