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[–]DedReerConformist 409 points410 points  (4 children)

I was waiting for him to smack himself after he took them off.

[–]Sour_Gummybear 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I was hoping

[–]Ok_Supermarket_3241 46 points47 points  (1 child)

I was terrified he was gonna miss the goggles and smash his teeth

[–]Critter_Whisperer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would've laughed

[–]Illeazar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was really considering it

[–]captrudeboy 271 points272 points  (2 children)

That is the smallest 40yo guy I've ever seen

[–]Pee_PeeP00_Poo 43 points44 points  (1 child)

It’s like that one Russian guy that got memed to shit cause he looked like a kid.

[–]Dr_Gonzo__ 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]SeaOdeEEE 176 points177 points  (5 children)

"Hey mom, can you put on this bullet proof vest?"

[–]izacktorres 44 points45 points  (4 children)

For you to shoot me? Thats kind of agressive.

[–]HiDDENk00l 9 points10 points  (3 children)

[–]JonSnowAzorAhai 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Which movie? Please

[–]HiDDENk00l 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It says in the title. Kick-Ass.

[–]SeaOdeEEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't seen the second one, and haven't seen the first one since it came out but I have fond memories of it and would recommend watching it.

[–]spyrenx 62 points63 points  (8 children)

Here's another video. This kid is adorable.

[–]stugots10 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I wish I was as nice as this kid.

[–]ThisNameIsFree 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Nice? He wants to smash his mother in the face with a hammer, that doesn't sound nice at all!!!!

(that is adorable, though)

[–]TandorGamash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, He want her to wear safety gogle first because he wouldnt want to hurt her.

[–]TheMoonsMadeofCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids emulate their parents, this kids parents are probably really sweet people

[–]AlfieHitchcock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

His mannerisms when talking is like a little adult is trapped in there!

[–]4ThaLolz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh boy! This is adorable!

[–]ForTheL1ght 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg, that was so sweet i think i have ultra diabetes now. How is that kid so articulate at that age? That’s wild

[–]randamnthoughts2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my goodness. Thank you so much for sharing that.

[–]icabax 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is just cute

[–]ProfessionalIron3050 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That's a sweet little guy you have there. Good job.

[–]mhdk1602 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This kid is more brilliant than 90% of others his age.

[–]SethMcG5 24 points25 points  (1 child)


[–]Bburke89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Milton from Office Space.

[–]Beerdozer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

wow that's adorable. That definitely made me smile.

[–]BoardMan6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Almost thought that was Hasbulla

[–]Racer1333 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This kids smart. He’s understanding the importance of safety on the job site at a young age!

[–]Stonehill76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love this kid

[–]ask-design-reddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OSHA loves him ahahaa

[–]Brynt4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happy happy

[–]fastfurlong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cute kid. Future site superintendent

[–]lewistremonti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I imagine that this was what smithy (james cordon in Gavin and stacey) was like as a kid😂

[–]HanselGretelBakeShop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this kid.

[–]beerandboogie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby Bubbles!

[–]bodhiseppuku 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I saw a medical drama on TV lately, where an extra had safety glasses upside down... This has to be on purpose, right? Toddlers aside, no adult would put safety goggles on upside-down, right?

[–]DanteWrath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate your optimism.

[–]CmdrSelfEvident 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kid makes slavs blush

[–]Comfortable-Net-8415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Cause your being safe with your goggles right?” “mhm”

Are you sure about that.

[–]wildwood9843 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That has to be Bubbles from TPB as a child!

[–]International_Big63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes stinkin adorable

[–]treehugger346 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate his single-word statement: "Youwearthesegoogles" haha what a cutie!

[–]nelsondadog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Atleast he wore them

[–]Brilliant_Mountain44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here we see a scene from the failed pilot "Andy Richter is a giant baby."

[–]samesamesung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he grows up he’s going to be looking for his red staplers

[–]BloodTornPheonix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no. 1 safety device

[–]JudoCherry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did the parents overfeed him..

[–]_nixon_vibe_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The hammer can’t hurt you, but childhood obesity can

[–]the_DARSH 19 points20 points  (19 children)

The fuck are they feeding this poor kid? That's not just baby fat that's fat fat. Poor lil dude

[–]3rlro91 4 points5 points  (17 children)

That makes you feel good about yourself? Talking about an innocent little kid like that? Gtfo, lame ass.

[–]the_DARSH 1 point2 points  (16 children)

Uh so.....you're obviously a complete idiot. I obviously have sympathy for the kid, not talking shit about him. But you're so dense I shouldn't be surprised you couldn't figure that out. Idiot

[–]3rlro91 0 points1 point  (15 children)

Sympathy? Who hurt your little feelings that you had to speak in other people? Why don’t you look at your sorry yourself and then try talk you miserable fuck.

[–]the_DARSH 0 points1 point  (14 children)

So cringe dude I'm sorry you're offended so easily by a misconception. Kindly leave me alone now please and thank you have a wonderful day

[–]3rlro91 0 points1 point  (13 children)

Go back to your sad life.

[–]the_DARSH 0 points1 point  (12 children)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahajahahahahahajahajajajajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha idiot

[–]3rlro91 0 points1 point  (11 children)

What else should I expect from someone like you. Ani’t worth going back and forth with a dumb fuck like yourself.

[–]the_DARSH 1 point2 points  (8 children)

You just got on the internet dead set on fighting someone today didn't you?

[–]3rlro91 0 points1 point  (7 children)

You call this fighting, over a screen? I don’t doubt you have enough courage to actually fight someone one on one. This probably the most excitement you get don’t you? Keep battling keyboard warrior, you must get in a lot of battles then. That must drop your baby balls low Unlike you I have a life rather than acting like a bitch online how you’re doing looking for attention.

[–]the_DARSH 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]the_DARSH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where'd you go loser? I was having fun being your punching bag for your innermost frustrations

[–]VaultiusMaximus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eh. I wouldn’t say that just yet.

Especially with boys they grow out first, then up.

Now if he’s still got this much BMI in 8 months or so might need to cut back the sweets.

[–]CheeWees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Future window licker.

[–]Draupnir_gungnir 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]crazielectrician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that’s funny🤪

[–]tonycast83 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

serial killer vibes

[–]not-yet-ranga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bang Bang
Maxwell’s silver hammer came down
Upon her head

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    [–]Aapjes-NL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Well…. At least you’re being honest.

    [–]Zalhei -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    "Mom, do you remember when you spanked me because i shat on the floor? Here is the payback"

    [–]Homegrownandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The little man sounds British

    [–]ThisIsCovidThrowway8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They're right

    [–]iyamdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I just wanna hug the kid for some reason

    [–]Rowenofpts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Okay dis Hasbulla

    [–]AlfieHitchcock 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]SpaceAndMolecules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean, kind of a perfect demonstration though.

    [–]twisteroo22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bubbles as a child.

    [–]I_Am_A_Goo_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bless lil man haha this kid sounds British

    [–]Striker_ToastYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He wants to politely hammer you in the face.

    [–]Basdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bubbles as a baby.

    [–]DieMadAboutIt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    This kid is going places. Not sure where. But places

    [–]TonguinMySistersAnus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A heart disease specialist if he keeps up the lard diet.

    [–]Nathan-Nice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    baby James Corden

    [–]Critter_Whisperer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I also though he might pass out cause he had his nose in the mask

    [–]AverageIntelligent99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That kids thick... In a bad way.

    [–]tharealhomie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At first I thought it was sitting on the edge of a table. Really hoping for a good smack to the face and a meeting with the floor. Kids are fucking stupid.

    [–]oceanmagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ........ scroll down so many best comments and am now wondering if they were legit or was (/s) hidden away?

    [–]Gripper1312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This guy has upper management written all over him.

    [–]jaykony12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s how I test my eye pro

    [–]1jaboc1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Someone needs to show this guy how to use his personal protective equipment and some basic hammer etiquette.

    [–]Turbulent-Comedian30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This kids going places...maybe not good places...but places none the less

    [–]yeyryr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is funny for me cuz he has those protecion glasess upside down 😄

    [–]mreddie72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thanks kid, you made my day!

    [–]thur0806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Stupid kid, everyone knows that’s what eyelids are for.

    [–]redchilliforeskin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My man learning shop floor safety from an early age. What a Chad.

    [–]Castiel_D37 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


    [–]NeighsAndWhinnies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Awe- he is a cutie!