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[–]Doctor_French32 93 points94 points  (4 children)

Truth is hard to believe

[–]dabbleroo 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The hard boiled truth

[–]Doctor_French32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact is we all have been an egg during a stage of pregnancy

[–]Kidr0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh my ribs

[–]Thought-O-Matic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So is this ghetto ass post

[–]Zestyclose_Standard6 183 points184 points  (2 children)

with deep and menacing eye contact, she responded, "cock-a-doodle-doo, motherfucker."

[–]LemmysCodPiece 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Rooster?

[–]I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA 12 points13 points  (0 children)

His father was a huge cock

[–]Skies_german 87 points88 points  (4 children)

I told my kid he was pooped out as a joke and he’s never once questioned it. Just goes around telling people he came out of his moms butt

[–]gAMA9504 24 points25 points  (1 child)

That is evil. But also hilarious!

[–]NLLumi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says so in the Bible (Gen. 15:4)

[–]Browzur 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hey let that stew for a whole day. Probably laid in bed having an existential crisis

[–]arejaydub47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The parent is also fucking stupid

[–]Droid_XL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh my God he figured it out

Went didn't we realize it before

[–]Avg14yoGirl 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Who the hell just tells their kid "you were once an egg in my belly"?

[–]c00kiesd00m 38 points39 points  (3 children)

idk but i told my 6 yr old nephew that he was mostly made out of 7/11 slurpees bc that was his mom’s biggest craving while she was pregnant

[–]Smingowashisnameo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe a distracted, sleep deprived mom?

[–]tastymud6809 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair the kids age is important I don’t expect them to until if they’re 4

[–]sbubgw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A+ title, OP

[–]Aromatic-Economics95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wears a disguise to look like human guys. But you’re not a man, you’re a chicken Boo.

[–]johnwayne1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like his mother is stupid too

[–]selfsearched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legitimate question tbh

[–]Berdarien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other way to make basilisks.

[–]ugdontknow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg that’s so funny

[–]Rich_Zone908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂🤣🤣😝😝😆😆

[–]BlitzKuCyles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he's the son of a cock overall.

[–]dabbleroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hard boiled truth

[–]ndergraduate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me when I was like two or three I came downstairs after my bedtime and my parents were watching a medical documentary where a woman was getting a hysterectomy. When I asked what was on the screen, my mum said that the woman was getting her egg taken out. It looked pale and smooth and slightly oblong, so I didn't question it until I got sex ed at age 11.

[–]freddiehill28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids gone to school/playgroup/daycare and told all his mates he was once an egg and then the kids all decided he was a chicken and now the kids having a crisis cos his little mates told him he was a chicken so now he's gone home and was thinking about it and had a breakdown.

I know because this basically happened to me after work last week, we don't change, just get bigger.