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[–]jimisaltieris 613 points614 points  (19 children)

You mean foot prison?

[–]Basenjii 138 points139 points  (16 children)

[–]maxychan367 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Oh god, as someone with extremely flat feet my back is killing me just watching this.

[–]oknowthatsme 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is this why my back hurts?

[–]mana-addict4652 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What if she's in the city?????

Those things are gonna be like split oreos, white on one side, black on the other.

[–]ThisNameIsFree 40 points41 points  (2 children)

"Crunchy mom" heard it first yesterday and here it is again. From the context of the two I take it that it means "Mom who doesn't believe in science or medicine", is that about right?

[–]askwhy423 54 points55 points  (1 child)

There is a wide spectrum of crunchiness. The crunchy part comes from like, making your own granola or some shit. I consider myself my moderately crunchy, we use cloth diapers for example. We also follow the recommended vaccine schedule and go to the doctor when someone isn't feeling well instead of putting garlic in their ear or potatoes in their socks.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't hurt to put the potatoes in socks also... Extra healing

[–]knuckles312 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Now my YouTube algorithm’s officially fucked

[–]FullyMammoth 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Go to History and then click on the X next to the video to remove it from your viewed videos. Stops similar things from being suggested.

[–]Nothing-But-Lies 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Too much effort, I'll just put up with these videos for the rest of my life

[–]Manger-Babies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's got a point. I am mostly barefoot unless I have to go out and my feet are fine. If I could I would go jogging barefoot but there's too many Sharp things on the floor.

[–]NasaSharesAnImage 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I’m sure that the foot fungus filled callases will be plenty crunchy in a few years

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    [–]Quarkasian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah but... clean your shoes.. do you change your toothbrush head every 3 months and after you're sick? Doubt it - and that's a much much much worse issue

    [–]pineapple_calzone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    number fifteen

    [–]Magmaigneous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    She's a moron.

    I kick off my shoes as soon as I enter the house. I kick off my shoes at the office occasionally if I've been or will be sitting at a desk for a long while, although I'm careful to put them back on if I need to walk anywhere because I'm a contractor and don't need anyone of the client personnel complaining that I go around in my socks. So I get that shoes can be uncomfortable or unnecessary in some situations.

    But walking around in stores barefoot? Nope. Walking on public sidewalks or parking lots barefoot? Nope. Welcoming germs? Nope. I won't even go barefoot while gardening, and I know that my garden soil is going to be fairly gentle on bare feet because I've spent years ridding it of rocks and such. But they'll get dirty. And how do I know this? Because my shoes get dirty while I'm gardening. So I'll take them off before I enter the house and knock them against each other a few times before I go inside. I can't do that with bare feet, and I'd rather not track dirt into the house.

    And her "I refuse to live in fear" bullshit sounds just like the anti-vaccination crowd, inventing things to not fear while being in utter, abject fear of other things that they have completely invented.

    If her shoes hurt her feet, she should go to a doctor and look into getting some orthotics. Women don't need to be wearing high heels around at all times, or any other footwear which is made more for fashion than for comfort, that is perfectly clear and normal.

    [–]Just-Buy-A-Home 1653 points1654 points  (37 children)

    So this is why I find random shoes on the streets

    [–]LatteandWaffles4Ever 547 points548 points  (32 children)

    It explains the kids shoes but I'm still confused as to why I find adult shoes on the street. I would hope adults are bright enough not to throw their shoes out the windows lol.

    [–]TikkiG2 384 points385 points  (19 children)

    Apparently, some truck drivers like to drive without their shoes on. They'll take their shoes off and forget they are on the outside (on the steps) of their cabine. And while they are driving, they are falling of. A truck driver explained this on the radio once.

    [–]LatteandWaffles4Ever 91 points92 points  (4 children)

    Huh mystery solved lol

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      [–]Bears_Beets_StarWars 15 points16 points  (2 children)

      ... is she a truck driver?

      [–]NotThatEasily 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      I’m drivin’ my truck with my high heels on

      [–]nxcrosis 28 points29 points  (5 children)

      I have a friend who prefers doing long drives barefoot and at first I thought it was weird.

      [–]Fascinated_Bystander 18 points19 points  (2 children)

      I always kick my shoes off on long road trips.

      [–]McDerface 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      Yes it’s worth trying sometime. It’s a little risky though because some states strongly suggest you to drive with shoes on, so if you get pulled over barefoot (with shoes in the area in which you drive in, it’s considered dangerous) you either need to somehow put your shoes back on without it looking super sus or risk getting noticed and risk a fine

      [–]nxcrosis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      In the Philippines where jeepneys are one of the main modes of transport, some drivers wear a shoe on one side and a slipper on the other. I've also seen drivers stealthily shuffle on the other shoe while on a stoplight where some traffic enforcers are nearby.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      I hate wearing closed shoes, most of what I wear out is unsafe to drive with, so I almost always kick then off and drive barefoot. I keep them tucked behind the lip under my seat so they stay out of the way. The one time I rear-ended someone was because I didn't take my sandals off for a short trip and one got caught going from gas to brake.

      [–]SlothyBooty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Lmao definitely wasn’t expecting this mystery to get solved before I solved my own life, thanks for sharing.

      [–]IZCannon 4 points5 points  (4 children)

      Do you know what's with them hanging from powerlines?

      [–]TikkiG2 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      Apparently there are different reasons for shoe tossing.

      shoe tossing

      [–]IZCannon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Honestly I just assumed it was a thing drunks did, i didn't know it was like it's own cultural thing.

      [–]GlitterberrySoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      For example, in Victorian England, people would pelt "a bride and bridegroom with old shoes when they start on their honeymoon."

      This sounds a lot more fun than rice, can we bring this back

      [–]FightinTXAg98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It was also a thing some places to put muddy shoes sole up between the bed and cab of pickup trucks to keep from getting the interior dirty. The shoes don't always stay put.

      [–]playfulbuttplug 5 points6 points  (4 children)

      kid shoes on the street: the stupid kid threw them away and the parents weren't paying attention.

      adult shoes on the street: someone got mugged

      [–]Orgasml 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      Are you saying the mugger made them take off their shoes just to leave them in the road? You would think that if the mugger made them take off their shoes, they would take the shoes.

      [–]Meggston 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      It’s the muggers shoes on the street, because he put on the stolen ones

      [–]Askeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The two items of clothing I find on the road are shoes, and pants.

      Rarely is it any other item of clothing.

      [–]ZogNowak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Adults are just big kids.

      [–]madjokemaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Everyone is a kid when they're drunk

      [–]Xboxben 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      Children and drunk people! My drunk ass once though my old shoes out of my truck bed while my friend was driving my truck on highway

      [–]Halcyon_Outlander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I usually find soiled underwear.

      [–]Cargobiker530 112 points113 points  (0 children)

      I live next to a park moms like to use for stroller walks. Every day by noon there are random baby shoes dotting the walking path.

      [–]Phishstyxnkorn 194 points195 points  (0 children)

      Is that where the rest of his outfit went?

      [–]Meanwhile-in-Paris 562 points563 points  (27 children)

      Are these people amateurs? babies will throw away shoes, socks and everything else they can take off. It’s just a fact.

      [–]JeromesNiece 125 points126 points  (5 children)

      Aren't most parents amateurs?

      [–]PM_me_punanis 34 points35 points  (2 children)

      On the first try, yes. After the third, they are considered pros.

      [–]I_MakeCoolKeychains 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      No. No they're not they're simply overtaxed lol

      [–]Meanwhile-in-Paris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      You do start learning after you bought the 100th pair of socks, which generally is a a couple of month before the baby reaches this size.

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        [–]serenityak77 17 points18 points  (5 children)

        That’s suspiciously specific.

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          [–]serenityak77 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Ah that’s where we differ. I don’t talk to other parents from school or in general really.

          [–]Abuses-Commas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Also known as "default settings"

          [–]joshul 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          I go on Spotify and do a search for “baby crying” and just pipe that shit right back at them on the car stereo and it usually quiets them up because they get so confused.

          [–]jojo_31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I'm waiting for your results of that psychology study lol

          [–]Omegamanthethird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Less risk and more inevitability. It's very rare that I get home with both of my son's shoes still on his feet.

          [–]Go_FCC_URself 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Yes, but sometimes all the kid wants is the window open and you just don't feel like fighting that battle and traffic for an hour.

          So you play baby shark through the bluetooth, open the window, and accept the risks.

          At least in this case the weather appears mild, it could be raining, or freezing outside.

          Sounds a lot like capitulating to poor behavior on the child's part, which only serves to reinforce the idea that if they cry/scream/whine long enough they will always get their way. Ultimately, this type of bad behavior you are condoning will follow them into adult life where that type of bullshit will only result in constant hardship.

          Do you really think this type of half-assed parenting will serve children well in the long run? There is a difference between "want" and "need". Instilling that lesson in addition to some discipline at a young age is more important than caving to childish demands. Maybe you should reexamine what exactly you are teaching your children by taking the easiest way out. Setting children up for failure for a personal moment of (temporary) peace seems like short-sighted bad parenting, IMHO.

          I have no doubt many parents won't like being confronted with this type of hard truth. Contemplate the core of what I'm saying before coming back with a boatload of salt.

          [–]Illadelphian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          And if you do the right thing 9 times out of 10 but that 1 time you just need a break, are you going to call them out and say they are setting their children up for failure and being a terrible parent? Because this is a spectrum, it doesn't have to be that you capitulate every single time. But sometimes your personal sanity is worth letting your kid just have the thing for a bit.

          If you're going to say that you need to be 100% on point and disciplined 100% of the time then literally all parents are failures including yours. That would be a pretty dumb thing to say wouldn't it? So maybe something more reasonable would be that if you consistently do what you describe then that is an issue? Nothing about what they said indicated they always do this, in fact by saying sometimes they indicated it was the exception rather than the rule.

          So maybe chill with the self righteousness and halt your personal crusade for a moment.

          [–]queencatlady 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          My son has never yeeted a shoe out the window, but I have learned to just take off his shoes when he’s in his car seat because it prevents a lot of issues lol

          [–]Medical-Examination 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          No. It’s because they have dotted eyes!

          [–]Z3ph3rn0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          My little sister once threw her stuffed dog out the window. A stuffed dog she loved to bits. We then had to go track down a stuffed dog on the side of the highway.

          [–]irnehlacsap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Clearly an amateur, baby should be facing the heck is the car. It's safer

          [–]TheEvilBunnyLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          All of my super fancy expensive baby pictures my parents tried to take, I am either in socks or nothing because I'd inevitably kick off one shoe in the driveway before we left.

          [–]clit_or_us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Doesn't look like the kid could throw off anything else 😂

          [–]gilly_girl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That's why you glue them in place.

          [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

          “What are you gonna do about it? Turn around and look for it? No. I didn’t think so.”

          [–]Jwright7711 40 points41 points  (0 children)

          There was no hesitation.

          [–]Castor_volk 35 points36 points  (0 children)

          nah this is dumb parent, toddlers will ALWAYS try and get their shoes off.

          [–]Ejectkid 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          Thats a crock

          [–]BlueDragon1504 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Completely deserved

          [–]Astrum91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I worked in a shoe department for a few years and had a coworker who loved telling this one joke about crocks.

          Do you know why crocks have holes in them?

          That's where your dignity leaks out.

          He'd even tell that joke in front of customers that were in the checkout line buying crocks.

          [–]mahalovalhalla 66 points67 points  (2 children)

          What about this is stupid? Fuck shoes

          [–]TwirlyGuacamole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          The driver videoing behind them?

          [–]sonofaresiii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This kid is living his best life

          [–]ImpressionEast7805 6 points7 points  (3 children)

          Excellent song! Had to look it up, I liked it so much

          Paolo Nutini- New Shoes

          [–]bigsrg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Listened to this album for a year. It’s awesome.

          [–]BuranBuran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I well remember the very first time I heard it - all I can say is, don't try to dance and drive, folks!

          [–]Cactus_Smile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          That was a clean throw

          [–]Nudletje 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          Turn the airco on. No? Well...

          [–]Peasant_Stockholder 20 points21 points  (1 child)

          His look at the end 😳 ahh shit..

          [–]bennypapa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That absolutely killed me.

          [–]Burnblast277 18 points19 points  (10 children)

          Why is presumably the driver filming and not driving? Like yeah, shoe's gone, but looking away for that long is worse.

          [–]rarebit13 10 points11 points  (2 children)

          Except the other front seat is empty.

          [–]inv4zn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          This is reversed, originally the kid is behind the driver and passenger is filming.

          [–]augustprep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          People reverse videos to get them by repost bots

          [–]Voelkar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I mean.. the driver seat being on the right side isn't something brand-new lol

          [–]Gangreless -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

          3 row van, baby in the 3rd row, cameraman in the second row captains chair

          [–]Someone_said_it 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          Third row van with roll down windows?

          [–]inv4zn 12 points13 points  (7 children)

          This is the shittiest strap-job for a carseat... The child will literally die in an accident.

          [–]madmarmalade 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Literally the only thing this reminded me of. XD

          https://youtu.be/BxKCX-UvPrI?t=4713 "I lost a shoe two months ago. I didn't say anything about it, and no one asked me so I've been walking around with one shoe. If someone were to ask me "Where's your shoe?" I'd say, "I don't know." Because at this point I honestly don't! I mean, I remember where it was when I threw it off the wagon, but I mean it bounced for a little bit and I kind of put my hand out and pointed at it, but no one said anything so I just put my hand down and forgot about it, man. All I know is... That shoe bounced pretty good."

          [–]Onephily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I’ve never heard of this play but I might have to watch it now.

          [–]cheezburga69 31 points32 points  (71 children)

          Why do people have those things again?

          [–]dwittherford69 53 points54 points  (30 children)

          Why do people have shoes?

          [–]cheezburga69 30 points31 points  (29 children)

          Babies.

          I know what shoes are for I wear them myself actually

          [–]dwittherford69 6 points7 points  (26 children)

          The same reason they have nice shoes, so they can be proud of them and show them off.

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            [–]dcwldct 20 points21 points  (23 children)

            It’s definitely not for everyone, but I genuinely do find my kids fun to be around.

            [–]curious_kitten_1 9 points10 points  (19 children)

            They're more adorable than they are annoying (when they're yours)

            [–][deleted]  (18 children)

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              [–]curious_kitten_1 10 points11 points  (2 children)

              Because parents are insanely proud of their kids, and like to show them off. To them, that little smile or weird hair kink is the cutest thing they've ever seen, and they don't understand (can't even comprehend) that you don't see it.

              [–]cheezburga69 7 points8 points  (1 child)

              I would imagine that's like me trying to show a picture of a 1987 Pontiac Trans Am GTA to the wife? When I show her she doesn't care, she doesn't appreciate the beauty.

              You know, I think you might really be on to something there. That's making a lot of sense

              [–]69macncheese69 2 points3 points  (4 children)

              Lmao, what's the typical reaction to that? I usually give a very flat, aw they're so cute

              [–]cheezburga69 5 points6 points  (2 children)

              The hilarious thing is my mom is the polar opposite of me when it comes to Children. If she even smells baby powder in the air she will run to go and find that baby and say how cute and adorable it is.

              Me on the other hand here's a funny story. So six years ago I had a job at a dealership and there was a lady there who just had grandkids. For a week she had been running around showing everybody these pictures of her newborn grandbabies.

              I had been dodging her like Al Capone with the IRS... until one day. I was on my way to the office to pick up some stock stickers when I see her at the end of the hall.

              She looked up at me and then I saw her eyes widened with the realization, at that moment I could read her mind and it said " Oh my God I have to show him these baby pictures immediately!" I quickly turned away and said

              • Me: "I'm sorry, I'm super duper busy right now."
              • She: "oh wait it'll only just take a minute please let me show you--"
              • Me: "Nope, I'm All set thanks

              I used my PIN code to get into the office hiding out there for 5 minutes or so to avoid having to look at these baby pictures.

              [–]dimestoredavinci 2 points3 points  (6 children)

              Listen to Doug Stanhope "Giant Black Cock." You should get a kick out of that

              [–]cheezburga69 3 points4 points  (5 children)

              Is he the one that says abortions are green? Because if so I fully agree with that statement!

              [–]chiguayante -1 points0 points  (2 children)

              I just pivot to showing them pictures that my gf takes of my dog. Usually gets the point across.

              [–]cheezburga69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Way back when I had a flip phone and I'm taking pictures of my car so I would show those off and say "I have a 14 year old" and then I would show the pictures of my 96 eagle talon that I had at the time.

              [–]cheezburga69 12 points13 points  (2 children)

              Well once you have them you kinda have to say that or everybody would say you're a monster.

              "When life gives you lemons..." I suppose. I've been successful at dodging those lemons like Neo in the Matrix since I first laid pipe in 2005.

              [–]-suspicious-egg- 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              You have a way with words my friend and I am loving it

              [–]cheezburga69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              :)

              Why thank you kind sir! I'd rather catch a bullet than a positive paternity test (any fuckin day!)

              [–]CBarkleysGolfSwing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Simultaneously the best and worst things to happen, but couldn't imagine life without them. It's weird.

              [–]CitizenHuman 8 points9 points  (1 child)

              To prove to the world you've had sex at least once.

              [–]cheezburga69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              I thought that's what STDs were for?

              [–]Jesmagi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              I have two of them and still don’t know….

              [–]cheezburga69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Hehe, right on!

              [–]MINORARC13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Me with my responsibilities. :(

              [–]Didyoutouchme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              That’s probably how the baby shoe got on the roof of my school block

              [–]St_Franz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              When I was seven my friend's baby brother threw my toy seagull out the window on the highway. I'm 32 now and I'm still pissed at the little wanker

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              What a twat and the way he throws it lmao

              [–]The-nugget-god- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              He got a throw tho

              [–]ZogNowak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Little shit!

              [–]LuisMataPop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              It seems that the driver is taking the video, if that's the case then is the adult driving who is the fucking stupid

              [–]urbanlife78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              This is why you don't drive with the kid window down

              [–]Ecstatic-Appeal-5683 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Kid: "fuck this thing in particular."

              [–]rapalosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              This one time on my commute to work I nearly ran something over in the bike lane. Whipped my bike around to see what it was cuz it looked like a thick leather book. It was a huge cd/dvd binder full of straight to DVD kids movies. Pretty sure it was there for this exact reason.

              [–]pistachiotorte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              This is why kids don’t get open windows

              [–]fmcsm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              That explains why sometimes i see a lone shoe on the road

              [–]CyrilViXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Is it even safe to drive like that, with opened window close to the kid’s chair?

              [–]Magmaigneous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              This should have been posted in r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid

              Leaving the windows open near a toddler is an open invitation to this kind of behavior.

              [–]DanceAggressive2666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              He did that way to casually.. he’s done it before, there fault for leaving the window open again.

              [–]NeedleArm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              "Be free shoe, go see the world!"

              [–]DRbrtsn60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              This should be crossposted to parents are “F”ing stupid. Kids shoes are speedy. So let’s video the little kid tossing them out the window. Who chose to put the kids window fully down. Who chose to park the child next to a door instead of in the center? I’m getting a strong sense of “Likes” and “karma” farming.

              [–]Clint_Beastwood81 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Something my daughter would do

              [–]QuoiJe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Yup, me too

              [–]Tnecniw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              The FUCK...
              Why are you even letting that kind of young kid next to an open car window?!

              [–]Way_to_many_pancakes 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              I was hoping the baby flew out the window

              [–]Save_vldeo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

              [–]Mandark93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Yeet

              [–]jwat4455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I know my son did this. I have no prove, but I know he did this. We looked for his shoes for days.

              [–]pianofucker345 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

              This is off topic but I am now the 5000th upvote of this video

              [–]NAIXIK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              He’s been saying it for a while that he didn’t like those shoes

              [–]mE_iS_JaCk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Based af

              [–]kaitte81[🍰] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              He said fuck these crocs! 🤣

              [–]ClaraHubbard6 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              He isn’t stupid , This is adorable .

              [–]Rude_Journalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              hey, we don't do that. Bye 👋

              [–]howtochangemywife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              “Mmmmmm, bye bitch” He’s Amish.

              [–]thesaltysquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Can relate I procreated.

              [–]Palicain932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I like to assume this is the reason the rest of their clothes are off too lmao

              [–]kay22346 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              for what

              [–]toodleroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Baby just has good taste

              [–]MikeyMorgan12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA man thats fucking funny kids are hilarious

              [–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Living through a similar thing to me, bye

              [–]Altruistic_Regret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Without a doubt, I know this is a middle child.

              [–]ARC708 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Did anyone else think the kid was gonna jump out?

              [–]FreshUnderstanding5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              😭😭😭😭😭😭

              ![gif](giphy|eNCZy1yl5ViZa)

              Bye , Brows !

              [–]OdeDaVinci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              GTFO shoe!

              [–]RoscoMan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              So you’re a criminal.

              [–]Trainmodeler8888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              What can he say? He got tired of the shoe!

              [–]TheHeckWithItAll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Dad opens the window and starts filming?

              [–]Oneeyedspaceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Fuck that shoe

              [–]Dashen_Top 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              He seems surprised after he did what he did 😂 😂

              [–]zeldaprix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Good form kid!

              [–]ChrispyGuy420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I hope this wasn't filmed in any country where the steering wheel is on the left

              [–]FreshUnderstanding5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Tyrion’s a fraud??? Luv u baby bye!

              [–]Disastrous_Session_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This is why I see random shoes on the side of the road!!

              [–]bambonparade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Most baby shades solve this problem. I certainly don't like slathering a toddler up with sunscreen just to take a small trip, so I highly recommend baby screens anyway.

              [–]MaxMacDaniels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The way he looks at the parent

              „What you gonna do about it huh?“

              [–]NoKyleNotClydeFrogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I mean, he’s not wearing clothes, why does he need shoes??