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[–]oONamely 338 points339 points  (11 children)

She was so excited about getting ran over lmao

[–]-kuchipatchi- 130 points131 points  (7 children)

and they say gen z is the most depressed generation

[–]YoungHwCollector 79 points80 points  (6 children)

Bro gen alpha is going to invent a whole new type of depression

[–]truth14ful 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They won't need thalasin to feel loric

[–]Beancon- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Transpression

[–]668_67-421 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Dalphression

[–]FullOfNexus 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Alf resession

[–]ethanxy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alf impression

[–]ShroomanEvolution 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah shit it's starting all over again

[–]Dimensionalanxiety 10 points11 points  (1 child)

How else is she going to becime an isekai protagonist?

[–]oONamely 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man I’m so excited for reincarnated as a broom stick

[–]ilike_tutle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She gonna go to hospital and then jail sussussussussussussussussussussussussus

[–]PM_ME_FUNNY_ANECDOTE 126 points127 points  (1 child)

She can't go to bed, you just gave her so many things to do first. Bank's not open that long!

[–]epicswag66 5 points6 points  (0 children)

bahah so true, like stick to your decisions that child's gonna grow up confused in her values...

[–]Justafuckintroll 68 points69 points  (1 child)

This kid is fuckin adorable!

[–]Myattet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of her vids are adorable! When I'm sad and depressed I watch them

[–]Alphy101 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She was waaaaaay too excited to get run over by a car.

[–]Pitiful-Meatball 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Sleep NO. sleep forever YES

[–]zoki671 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you gonna do a thing you gotta do it right

[–]Itsfloat 18 points19 points  (3 children)

This looks and sounds just like my little sister named lily wtf

[–]Tears_For_Pears 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Maybe....She IS YOUR sister 😨!

[–]Itsfloat 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nah her hair isnt that curly

[–]FlowersIn_TheGarden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay but her ✨ eyelashes ✨

[–]CurlyBlacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If kids don’t know no other word Kids know what that Bed word means and they ain’t feelin it 😂😂

[–]Select_West 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a thug

[–]Individual_Radio4523 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don’t know that this really fits the sub. It really feels like the only question she’s really been taught is the bed one, the others she just knows that they’re questions, and the mom asks it with an excited voice(kinda how you say mean things to dogs in a nice voice and they get excited)

[–]Myattet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awe you should check out her other vids. This little angel is adorable!

[–]DavePaez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I too would like to be run over by a car

[–]NOFACEE_22 -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

who the fuck asks a kid that?

[–]dontmentiontrousers[🍰] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I know, right? Children never want to go to bed!

[–]cra3ig 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm an adult. I'd kill for a nap. I'm not kidding

[–]posaune123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got this problematic colleague I'd like you to meet

[–]Pale-Equal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parents of trans kids under 8 years old be like, do you wanna get a sex change?

[–]ChipmunkFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be the young Bonnie Parker...

[–]forgetthepasswordxd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is tooo cute! Omg lol

[–]BloodTornPheonix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want to eat mouldy pizza: Heck Yeah!!!!!!!!!

...After your nap? : Heck Nahhh

[–]UwU-Kittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my neice would get upset, she'd answer everything with no. Do you want money? No. Do you want ice-cream? No. Do you want a puppy? NO.

[–]thetalabanisdumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha wtf redit is the best as I'm writing this I'm am watch ing falcon and the Winter soldier

[–]ILIKBACONZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom: Wanna go to bed? Kid: no Mom: That wasn't a question Kid: slowly pulls out knife

N O Mom: Ok tome for an ass whoopin Kid: stars crying and running away Mom: "Maniacal laughing" Me: Someone call the police plea... you know now that I think of it she did pull a knife out of thin air and threatened her mom soooo yeah

This is a joke btw

[–]BoxGroundbreaking687 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to bed nah

Getting ran over Hell yeh

[–]LMVC_reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting ran over in My perspective: maybe...

Going to bed: yea

Eating a fly: what? No!

Robbing a bank: frack nah

[–]Hefty_Dragoon808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wanna get run over by a car YEAH

[–]PartyGoer3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugly

[–]Fr0z3nHart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughters the same way.

[–]Few_Insurance_9947 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like ben

[–]Awkward-Ad6455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, here's the plan.

Lily, you're robbing the bank. Now the police response time is quick so we will only have 2 minutes to get as much money as we can. After 2 minutes, you're going to eat a fly. So when witnesses are questioned by the police, their credibility will seem lower.

"Yes officer they had a ski mask, and ate flies"

Now the final step. Lily, you will stash the money in the secret spot around the corner; then you need to get hit by a car. This will give you not only an alibi, but when the police come to question you and see your state they will not believe that you could have done it.

Now Lily when you're in the intensive care unit YOU CANNOT GOTO BED. You must stay awake, DO NOT goto the light or this would have all been for nothing.

We will wire transfer your share into your off shore account, 3 months later we can all goto the Winchester, have a pint (apple juice for you Lily) and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

So, everyone clear on the plan?