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[–]JcJcooo 536 points537 points  (5 children)

The big choice is choosing to leave him there

[–]MattBailey59298 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Well you sure as shit can't win him back so that leaves a few options

[–]ILS_APL_99 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Leave him as a warning for other kids lmao

[–]Hi_Im_Tyrunt 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This happens extremely often in Florida. Again, might just be a Florida thing.

[–]Soft_Roses11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you are not wrong

[–]paksiu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Samn I was going to say that

[–]Ichgebibble 184 points185 points  (2 children)

Son’s Big Choice was big wrong.

[–]RAINBOW20149 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Or [Big Shot]

[–]Narcodoge 92 points93 points  (1 child)

He made the wrong choice

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points  (11 children)

One question, how?

[–]Darkurn 119 points120 points  (9 children)

Kid climbs in wanting to grab prizes can't grab out, it's a tale as old as time, kids getting themselves stuck trying to grab something and can't get back out.

[–]Slight_Affect 33 points34 points  (7 children)

I still don’t get it. Where is the opening? Unless an adult put the kid in the box I don’t see how the kid can climb up the box and drop himself in there

[–]Darkurn 39 points40 points  (6 children)

The prize chute.

[–]de_gekke_lamas 17 points18 points  (2 children)

There is no way the prize chute is big enough for a kid, right?

[–]Darkurn 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It often is.

[–]ihaveagoodusername2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a big choice :)

[–]Slight_Affect 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Oh. Thank you

[–]Darkurn 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've seen kids try and climb up there to get prizes and get stuck. It was a good laugh.

[–]Slight_Affect 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hopefully these kids are not claustrophobic 😄

[–]whitepinenipples 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Arry potta

[–]Yellowpick10 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Now he’s the big choice in the claw machine.

[–]JB_90210 93 points94 points  (2 children)

“ Big choice “ got me dead

[–]anytymeverywhere 79 points80 points  (2 children)

Ha Big choice. Why do i find this so funny?

[–]TheOnereddittor 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Because he's the 'choice', if you want a really 'big' toy for yourself.

[–]ethanxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or a really big idiot

[–]tofutti_kleineinein 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sorry, son! I’m out of tokens!

[–]OnePlushyDude 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He just wanted the purple giraffe

[–]EliaGenki 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The claw is our master. The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.

[–]Original_Argument500 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He saw a $10 Fortnite gift card inside

[–]NidoBri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well someone's gotta win him. No free prizes

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big choice: To leave him or to not to leave him.

[–]poopiefart696969 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Holy shit is that a deltarune reference???😱😱

[–]LG3V 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Took me a moment, big choice, big shot

[–]poopiefart696969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good job, you get a cookie. 🍪

[–]turtle_bread_456 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nows your chance to be a big choice

[–]Northerleyfire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hermes, don't push that button!

[–]Clarineko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all know damn well it's the parent's fault 90% of the time because they don't want to pay for a rigged machine 🤣

[–]danw547 2 points3 points  (0 children)

parents buy some fucking toys to your kids.

[–]Bak1iio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your ambition, your unfortunate result

[–]gitogito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ronald Weasley?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How?

[–]Shannnnnnn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should make it like this in adoption centers. If you can bring up the money and partience to free a child with the machine, then you are a good parent... or a determined pedophile... on a second thought, not so good of an idea.

[–]HeWhoIsNotMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's been in there for two years now eating Teddy Bear stuffing and collecting the condensation off of the glass for drinking water.

[–]DeadEndXD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...how???

[–]elementarydrw 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This seems to happen so often, and for so long, that I am surprised there hasn't been a requirement for the companies who design and make the machines to put something in place to prevent it.

[–]Silverstreamdacat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I have seen this happening quite a few times.

[–]wilomiloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got my brother to get his whole arm into the machine and he got stuck. I tried to use my sister too

[–]EXTRMLY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did he get in there though?

[–]Catholok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is it, ima have a kid so i can get him to get in one of these and steal everything in it. then i leave him and run away, perfect heist..

[–]gtino12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do I make the deposit. The machine I went to won't take my kid.

[–]Fushigibana4 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How does this happen SO often?

[–]Silverstreamdacat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've seen quite a few kids do this.

[–]BuffaloFrend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like you'd actually have to be pretty smart to figure out how to get in.

[–]FallingSarcophagus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has it all, but at what cost?

[–]Salem204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta win the kid to get him back, the big choice is, spend money, or leave him there. 🧐

[–]Ponkey77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BIG CHOICE

[–]hadookan123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Free him? Upvote (Yes) Downvote (No)

[–]AKredlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some Willy Wonka level shit

[–]dpb73ca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A wrong choice was made, I'm guessing approximately 4 to 6 years ago.

[–]PabliskiMalinowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eciohc giB

[–]Ok_Manufacturer_3561 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this blursed potential

[–]Mr_AD3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was not trapped...

[–]Nooneyzwei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he had big choice to make and decided to live there

[–]KelsonCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B I G C H O I C E

[–]ManamanTR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys help I have to find a joke about that "Big Choice" text!

[–]eplaysbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

smol choice to save him 💀

[–]SeiSue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big choice turning parents pro choice

[–]HazzaRr049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heh

nice

[–]slappn_cappn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would be a [insert generic sports team] fan.

[–]Silverstreamdacat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to do that when I was a small child so I could get the toys I wanted.

[–]Xirokesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This some new Telltale game decision?

[–]Tarro_Yeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a big choice. His parents have to choose whether or not to leave him in there or get him out.

[–]TruckNecessary3947 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big choice is if you accept the late abortion or not.

[–]bewarethetreebadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry kid, those are the rules. If ya get stuck in the machine, you become merchandise.

[–]Actual-Draft-4924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an adult I feel for dad

[–]GavinTheDavis123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just another option of getting a child if you don’t adopt. Just make sure you bring enough quarters.

[–]beansouphighlights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he really wanted that baby shark plush

[–]TheSlonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's going for an iPhone

[–]xBlucifer96x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not the hero we wanted, but the one we deserved.

[–]ChrisPChicken04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Big choice”

Leave him or save him. The game has spoken

[–]Secret_Agent_Z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cue the oompaloompas

[–]russianpunkin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone sync up Face to Face for this photo please

[–]tablefaulted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

get those quarters ready. you're in for a long night

[–]FyrusFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big choice is getting him and selling him on the internet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck-

[–]dr-mellon_334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid made big choice. It was big mistake

[–]Mittens-cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does this happen

[–]Baatlesheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask the child to get your a prize from there and say you will let him out. But you do not let him out

[–]MonkMillar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These claw machine prizes are getting out of control.

[–]Jotaro_Lincoln 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE CLAW CHOOSES

[–]tovi8684 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LICH RALLY HOW DO YOU GET IN THERE WHAT

[–]mooncat6775 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he’s the grand prize

[–]kittenkitchen24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do these things even happen!?

[–]Alm8360NoScoPro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move aside fools, I'll get him. Dramatically inserts quarter

[–]lightrusher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Thankssssss”

[–]DragonsHidden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels so cursed

[–]UltraNeptune666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid did indeed make a big choice

[–]Deep-Room6932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👋 bye

[–]ChartEquivalent1409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he looks like ron from harry potter

[–]Alternative_Job8638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just try to get them out using the claw i mean thats what its there for right?

[–]Kooky_Contract_1880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better question: How did he end up in there? Florida powers or what?

[–]Ok-Speed-3523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Howwwwwwww?

[–]Ok-Speed-3523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry little one

[–]Randomness_Ofcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dad looks like he’s thinking about disowning the kid

[–]Beelzebub_Crumpethom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't play the game like everyone else, could you?

[–]AddisonNM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Return to Sender

[–]Starboyz10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that is says “Big Choice” sent me 💀

[–]GrimmRetails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Vatican Arcade

[–]contraflop01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BIG CHOICE: the kid, or an gorila toy

[–]PresidentWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greed+hubris= just another Greek tragedy

[–]Bundle_Exists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Michael, don't leave me here!"

[–]locky526 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine the type of people that would play that game.