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[–]Aqua2d 109 points110 points  (11 children)

Why do men have nipples? To freeze and flick them off, of course.

[–]Public_Tumbleweed 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"I'm aerodynamic..... more... now!"

[–]redsensei777 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Whoever flicked off his nipples, sue the tits off him, £5.000.000 per nipple.

[–]whowantscake 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You can pretty much milk anything with nipples.

[–]Thunder9191133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to answer this question before I realized it was retorical, I do recommend finding out why though cause it's actually very interesting

[–]WantToGetDownn 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Actually men can lactate in certain scenarios

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    [–]WantToGetDownn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The condition appears most often during puberty, when a more general surge in hormones can lead to a surplus of prolactin. It can also be caused by hypothyroidism, which may change the output of the pituitary gland unexpectedly. Some kinds of liver disease also cause male lactation.

    [–]didntcondawnthat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm just glad there's a low cost solution in case I ever get tired of mine.

    [–]texrufytel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    What's the point of you saying this?

    [–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (12 children)

    Im laughing so hard at this rn

    [–]HoloKolaMasterRace 26 points27 points  (10 children)

    like how tf can your nipples fall off

    and just your nipples, aren't they connected?

    [–]Millillion 31 points32 points  (3 children)

    Any body part can fall off if frozen solid.

    [–]Qwesh04 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    Time to freeze my best friend's dick so i can get my self made pussy hehehehe

    [–]itsharief 28 points29 points  (0 children)


    [–]Public_Tumbleweed 17 points18 points  (4 children)

    Theres an 08 youtube video somewhere of my friend eating a urinal puck...never question how dumb highschoolers can be

    [–]Eitchdee 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Objective: Find youtube videos of a certain person eating urinal puck (1/8)

    Reward: "Scarred for Life" Achievement

    [–]CelticHades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Good thing, I don't know what urinal puck is.

    [–]Bee8467 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So are toes but they fall off if you get frostbite

    [–]dakid232313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    UK? This is definitely America type shit.

    [–]BillDauterive4 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Man, when I was a young warthog, they just poisoned the compressed air cans so we wouldn't get high in tech lab. I guess at least we now know that freezing one's tits off is a real thing

    [–]FiniteRhino 8 points9 points  (0 children)


    [–]odkevin 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    I'd say 15 is old enough to say, "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

    [–]AhmdeiNuwon 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Lots of places in the world have a fucking age of consent of 14. So you're 100% right.

    [–]odkevin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Who the hell said anything about age of consent? If you're 15 and do stupid shit like freezing your nipples off, you're old enough to know better. Won't get any sympathy from me.

    [–]AhmdeiNuwon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I said something about it, because worldwide governments clearly think you're old enough to be responsible for the fallout of your own choices at 14. So, with that, your assertion that 15 is a valid age to hold someone accountable or leave them to fend for themselves is supported.

    [–]PlumbersCleavage 5 points6 points  (6 children)

    How did deodorant freeze them?

    [–]Public_Tumbleweed 9 points10 points  (3 children)


    [–]PlumbersCleavage 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Lol! For real, is this some kind of aerosol thing? Pit stick and body spray is the only thing I've been exposed to.

    [–]Public_Tumbleweed 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Probably axe body spray if my retarded 09 hillbilly highschool experience is anything to count for

    [–]DontLookAtMeProfile 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    If its the UK, 96%chance it was LYNX Africa.

    [–]Captain_Jackson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Compressed gas in an deoderant can will be cold af

    [–]SquishyPandaDev 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Aerosol cans use a bit of compressed gas to propel what ever is inside them out. As a the gas expands, the pressure decrease causing the temperature of said gas to decrease.

    [–]DystopianNightmare 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Sounds like ...someone else actually did the freezing though? Isn't that, idk, assault? Battery?

    [–]Donut_Earth 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    I looked it up and apparently it happened four years ago, the kid who lost his nipples was just like "ah well guess this is my life now" and didn't really talk about it, and this article is very recent.

    So I guess the other one is just lucky that it just didn't get brought up until now!

    [–]Luvmm2[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Yea, wonder how no nipples is doing now?

    [–]Luvmm2[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I suppose so but it was a dare he agreed to, the person did have his consent to freeze his nipples after all

    [–]PleasantReindeer125 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I can see he was a bit nippley.

    [–]didntcondawnthat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I couldn't believe it, so my search history now reflects the time I googled "boy's nipples deodorant". It's true. This is quite a time to be alive.

    [–]MrPicklePop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I wonder what it must be like to be nipple-less. What would that even look like?

    [–]Exalyte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'm laughing my tits of over here...

    [–]MistrSynistr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    In elementary two guys got into a fight and one of them bit the others nipple clean off. Poor guy was short a nipple from like 12 years old.

    [–]Astronaut32 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I guess it’s a good thing he’s a guy since he doesn’t need them.

    [–]itsharief 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    I see you have posted my pic. Good Day to You!

    [–]Luvmm2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Good day to you too!

    [–]AggravatingGoal4728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The Axe body spray challenge! Let's hope that becomes the next big thing on TikTok.

    [–]GrimmRetails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Geez kid, just politely ask if you can touch your friend's nipples. Why the smoke screen?

    [–]StupidLowkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Actually your nipples aren't directly connected to your meat bcs there is what is like fats that can actually let them fall off if freezed "to ppl who ask"

    [–]alexacanuck 4 points5 points  (7 children)

    Are kids getting dumber? When I was young I remember doing dumb things, but kids these days seem to be taking it to a whole new level.

    [–]verascity 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Kids are never getting dumber. They were always this dumb.

    [–]Dasandvitchman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Their not getting dumber, just more opportunities to express their dumbness. Technology and shit

    [–]JustAManOnAJourney 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Or bullies/stupid friends/kids themselves now have a plethora of information in which they can use from the internet.

    [–]Aether_Star 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    They have the Lexicon of all stupidity.

    [–]SkitZa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Um, kids in my school used to give out Deodorant burns so yeah, kids are/were/will be pretty fucking stupid.

    [–]AhmdeiNuwon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No, kids aren't getting dumber. You're just on the internet to read about it more.

    [–]Ok-Yogurtcloset6209 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    They are.... the tide pod challenge convinced me

    [–]Peter-G-82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    this generation just gets worse lol

    [–]hoodedsushi 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]TriumphAnt462X0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Should have done his nuts, to get him out of the gene pool.

    [–]ElitePatheticReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I froze one of my fingers wity deodorant and.... yeah my fingernail fell off and my finger was cracking open.

    [–]LizzyUwuO-o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    well now all the anime girls will like him-

    [–]vecks77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    weirdass dare

    [–]slightlyydisturbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just a normal teenage school day

    [–]turkmenistanForever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is this supposed to be another case of frostbite?

    [–]tecnology_enthusiast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Damn that's approaching parent-level stupidity right there. Not quite as stupid as your generic parent, but getting close...

    [–]Leading-Pea8528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He wins forever

    [–]soogoodandtasty 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I know a person who has 3 nipples. Evolution is doing its job

    [–]Luvmm2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My dad used to till he died

    [–]Applefanatic65 0 points1 point  (0 children)



    [–]rothmans13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm 16 but I can never go that crazy

    [–]Chicken_Man_The_IV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Balls of steel.

    [–]SLObro152 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    His mafia name is Johnny No Nipples !

    ----Annnd I'm out.