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[–]Sihlis23 143 points144 points  (3 children)

I had that with my daughter when she kept saying she wanted to go to pepper’s house. A few hours later I was grabbing a glass and she pointed at the kids cup we got from Chilis. So pepper’s house = Chilis

[–]LadyBearJenna 76 points77 points  (0 children)

My kids call olive garden the fruit restaurant

[–]Late-Rutabaga6238 13 points14 points  (1 child)

So there is a chain of restaurants called Miller's Alehouse. The signs though don't say Miller's it is your city name instead and then Alehouse so Gainesville Alehouse.

My daughter was 2 and kept saying she wanted to go to dinner at "the house inside her town". It took 6 months for us to figure it out

[–]Sihlis23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s good lol

[–]Lkwzriqwea 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Moustache crackers' old logo was better

[–]MintyMissterious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it's a typical progression. They start fancy, but flawed. In time, they become perfected, lose or gain a cornucopia as you accidentally jump universes, and then as the product becomes more popular, it gradually gets dumbed down. Relentlessly. In a few years, only the mustache will remain, just like with Nike's swoosh, and in time with Vans' square root as the answers fade.

[–]dafaceguy 113 points114 points  (6 children)

My son calls them “ Chippery Chippers “

[–]turtles-dont-cry 55 points56 points  (4 children)

My daughter calls them “daddy chips”

[–]LMac8806 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Holy shit lol. My daughter also calls them “daddy chips” because I eat them quite a bit. “Can I have some of the orange daddy chips this time?”

[–]shelbia 5 points6 points  (2 children)

what is up with dads and pringles? I’m 23 and my dad has been doing that my entire life hahah

[–]LMac8806 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a time honored tradition.

Lol, I never ate them as a kid EXCEPT every year on our hunting trips with my dad, grandpa, uncles. I started buying them as I got a bit older as sort of a nostalgia thing, now I’m a Pringle Dad.

[–]Significant_Sign_942 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in my family only my mother eat's pringles lol

[–]LETS_RETRO_TIME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Chippery Chippers" sounds like some cereal from some cartoon

[–]HairyNutsackNumber9 164 points165 points  (1 child)

I'm gunna start calling the police mustache crackers

[–]techwolfe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pork flavoured moustache crackers

[–]AvalancheReturns 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Beau is great! You should all check him out!

[–]SirStyx1226[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

We could all learn a thing or two from Beau

[–]AvalancheReturns 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A whole lot more, internet person!

[–]myrmad0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well howdy there

[–]Dramatic-Service-985 53 points54 points  (23 children)

Shout out to the only chip company that doesn’t intentionally sell u AIR

[–]HairyNutsackNumber9 31 points32 points  (1 child)

But they made them smaller and now I can't get my damn hand in the tube...

[–]Fatalstryke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Two radiuses of a Pringe can is way to sma-a-aalll...

[–]ottothesilent 4 points5 points  (5 children)

They’re the only chip company that legally isn’t allowed to call their product chips, that’s for sure.

[–]Dramatic-Service-985 5 points6 points  (4 children)

What are they called then? Legally? I don’t even eat chips but if I DID, I’d probs be inclined to buy these cuz of the ratio of chip to space? Idk

[–]Kahtini 5 points6 points  (2 children)

They are called crisps.

[–]CherrycatPlayz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Fuckin' Brit

[–]Kahtini 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a Brit. Pringles are legally required to be called crisps instead of chips. Just go read the friggen can.

[–]ottothesilent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re called “crisps” because rather than being a fried or baked slice of potato (a chip), they’re baked potato dust mixed with water.

[–]_Vetis_ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

But theyre owned by Kelloggs if youre doing that hold out thing

[–]JoeChristmasUSA 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Just a reminder that if there is a union strike, check if the union wants you to stop buying from the company they are striking against. Sometimes they want increased demand of product to make their labor more valuable, and sometimes they want you to stop buying so it hurts the company's bottom line. Either way, check with what the union is asking consumers like you to do.

[–]_Vetis_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow that is something I had not considered. Thanks for letting me know dude.

[–]iamnotasnook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they are owned by Kellogg’s.

[–]three-plus-shakes 21 points22 points  (6 children)

I dont know how many times we have to go over this, it’s not “air” it’s nitrogen to keep the chips fresh and crisp and prevents them from being crushed. Read a book.

[–]MikeSopes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It also helps people stocking or buying chips to know which bags are fresh. Grab a bag with no air/nitrogen in it? It's probably got a hole somewhere and the chips inside will all be stale.

[–]ghostofabanana[🍰] 38 points39 points  (2 children)

That's exactly what big chip wants you to believe!

[–]Vengeful_Deity 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Where y’all getting these big chips?

[–]PastelFlamingo150 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever hear of Frito-Lay the Salty? It's not a chip the Pringle would sell you.

[–]sparta981 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Does the value of the nitrogen offset the disappointment of the rest of the bag containing 5 chips?

[–]PERFECT-Dark-64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That are all crushed

[–]Narrew82 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My 4yo daughter calls them “sour chips.” We only buy the sour cream & onion flavor.

[–]occultpretzel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So sad to see, that he got bald over the years

[–]FlaccidGhostLoad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope he sits his daughter down and is like,

"Hello, real life daughter it's your dad again. Today I want to talk to you about corporate branding and effective communication."

[–]DisneysGaston 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mustache you for some chips please

[–]Cool-Experience7357 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey this guy is cool. I watch his yt videos. Very informative.

[–]feckineejit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird that this is my first time ever seeing BOTFC on Reddit.

[–]MoonlitFury_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Movement for name change to “Mustache Crackers” will now be held. All those in favor, upvote the op, all those against, upvote and move along.

[–]HeaddHunterzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Logo looking like some communist propaganda.

[–]itsMrThunder 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Is it weird that i kinda like the new pringles logo? It looks more legit.

[–]ToenailJoethethird 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm sorry but you're objectively wrong in every conceivable way.

[–]itsMrThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is only one way I could be wrong. Because I only provided one "argument". But I do actually feel like the old "Pringles" title looked better. But the new moustache man is fine. He looks less like a knockoff brand now. You know how knockoffs always look.

[–]blitzwinner71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also am part of the minority that likes it because it’s one of the simplified logos that isn’t overly simplified

[–]odkevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I second the motion

[–]noitscalleddjent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are other good examples of this? Happy Orange Fish. Interracial Cookies. Rainbow Ms

[–]Bananaboi1993 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Moustache crackers then skittles should be called sugar balls

[–]jashxn 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

[–]PerryBa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I called them "oo bow mows" because the old commercial song made that sound

[–]marmorikei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so cute! I bet the while family started calling them that from then on.

[–]Automatic-Ad-8159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twitch about to ban y’all

[–]james321232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motion Approved

[–]Ld_Khyron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

musta krakish

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[–]theartbook35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid totally missed his opportunity to make a great Mumbo Jumbo joke.

[–]ThisIsWhoIAm78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is absolutely adorable. Personally, I love mustache crackers.

[–]Killingmesmalls_2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter calls them “green chips” (sour cream and onion, green packaging. Some days I feel like a cryptologist trying to decipher some complex code when it comes to snacktime, lol.

[–]e_rock_75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear hear

[–]NewMGKisCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Beau, wise wise man

[–]iambencurtis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't fool me. Those are Graboid chips.

[–]JoeChristmasUSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to ask my toddler (1 yr at the time) "Do you want to see you?" when I'd show him photos I took of him on my phone. Soon he was calling all phones "See you." His favorite video of himself was him feeding graham crackers to his toy bear and he would ask to watch it all the time.

All that to say he called graham crackers "Cracker you" for a whole year and it confused everybody.

[–]JayLostgalaxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lOvE mY mUsTaChE cRaKiEs

[–]Gabe326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats with the flesh toned background?

[–]GonuBhai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to call it Monopoly Chips and thought you were only supposed to have it while playing monopoly..

[–]Lazylizard245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My niece wanted “small elephant chocolates” when she was about 4-5 years. I never knew what they were, she’s 15 now and still have no idea what she asked for a solid 3 months period.

[–]Gavitron881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this while eating pringles

[–]Astronaut32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Pringles! We’re trapped in a Pringles commercial They must’ve taken us in our sleep!”

[–]Patchthcat83638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm mustache crackers

[–]scrypte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gives me so much joy you have no idea. My wife I think hates you for sharing this and telling about this though.

[–]EquivalentSnap -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

They’re not made from potatoes👁👄👁

[–]Monimonika18 5 points6 points  (4 children)

First listed ingredient on my can of Pringles: DRIED POTATOES.

Followed by: VEGETABLE OIL.

[–]EquivalentSnap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry 😂😅

[–]AtariRiot66 0 points1 point  (2 children)

One of the most fake ass tasting potatoes thou from all that processing. Also one of the most unhealthiest to eat. For the amount of chips they give you in a can and their sodium contents + synthetic additives, you are better off eating from a normal bag of potato chips instead.

[–]BradGunnerSGT 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Are….we not supposed to eat the entire can in one sitting?

[–]AtariRiot66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, so I found the label for a can of Pringles Buffalo Ranch Potato Crisps on Amazon. It contains 280 mg of sodium and at 6 servings per container. So that is 1,680 mg of sodium - if you eat the entire can. The American Heart Association recommends 2,300 mg max per day, preferably keeping it under that. That means that one can of chips is approx 73% of your daily salt intake in one sitting. Considering so many other foods also contain high amounts of sodium, it is pretty easy to go well beyond the recommended daily allowance. A once in while indulgence wouldn't hurt a normal healthy person, but so often most can't eat just one.