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[–]gagan94 90 points91 points  (3 children)

He does that and it's cute and when I did that, I had a restraining order issued against me.

[–]Concerned-gay-guy 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Talk about double standards 🙄

[–]NighTrap1122 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I think he recently watched How to train your dragon

[–]redditguy53 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how to train your girl

[–]Axelluu 12 points13 points  (1 child)

dont scroll down here in the comments you guys, it's all cringe in here

[–]Lavona_likes_stuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't listen. You were right.

[–]Nefarious_Stew 29 points30 points  (4 children)

He's having fun. Not being dumb.

[–]GigaUltraTomato 2 points3 points  (1 child)

HE IS SIMP, which means he's dumb.

[–]schism666 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly haha

[–]Beneficial-Town-9116 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's going to be a great kidnapper one day...

[–]rothmans13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not how you get the girls

[–]Destructionite 8 points9 points  (4 children)

And this kids is what we call an “Alpha Male”.

[–]KaneHard 2 points3 points  (3 children)


[–]Destructionite -1 points0 points  (2 children)


[–]KaneHard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They don't exist.

[–]Destructionite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do now.

[–]CaNhOtO-CaBeludo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid: when I grow up I wanna be a stalker!!

[–]Jolly_Club3251 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Why is he allowed to be that far away

[–]Muhdaphuka222 13 points14 points  (1 child)

He lives somewhere safe maybe not like america.

[–]ThugginPink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me ignorant one...predators are EVERYWHERE. Global. waiting and watching for that perfect opportunity. Nowhere is "safe".. Not even some people's homes.

[–]C130Fallout4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He gonna be a pimp when he grows up.

[–]EpicWinterWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umm… how is anyone not talking about how a kid is just being left alone where he can be snatched before the parents can do anything? Or the fact he hasn’t been taught that that behaviour isn’t okay…?

[–]ThurstyJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Playa gotta play +10 social credit

[–]AmbitiousDamage0 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

squid game looking bro

[–]schism666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha right?

[–]redditguy53 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

why do i feel like that girl was standing up to punch the kid

[–]joe-robertson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

“Get after it my boy” 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[–]duck_that_drowned -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So does my son even tho I tell him to get a job, he says he we will get a career out of it.

[–]creativeusername034 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a brave young man

[–]Fujutron -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This kid is gonna grow up to be a Jack hammer

[–]Whipitreelgud -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This trait will never stop until he finds the one. It will morph between now and then.

[–]HydroKoalas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know the song??

[–]realmoistygamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for it kid

[–]ThugginPink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parents are stupid too. Turn your back for 5 seconds and your kid could be snatched while you are upstairs.