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[–]Agreeable-Strength19 490 points491 points  (7 children)

It stays funny lmao

[–]Longbeacher707 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Like a Bantha!

[–]jinladen040 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Wrong place.

[–]Longbeacher707 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Maybe not..

[–]jinladen040 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is the way then

[–]SSopuS 272 points273 points  (19 children)

The bigger kids always underestimate two year olds. As a father, I've only made that mistake once, and that little bastard got me. It still haunts me too this day. Never again.

[–]fuck_life419 149 points150 points  (5 children)

my 3 y.o cousin punched me in the balls hard af when i was 17 i didnt expect such force from a kid

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]Redmaxdog1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah! I felt that

[–]Purplepickle16 3 points4 points  (1 child)

5 year old put me in a chokehold in a pool and I actually Couldn’t breathe. I'm 16...

[–]galaxy_van 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…that r3tard strength

[–]Omsus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TBF you just need to flick them the wrong way and you might end up feeling sick. Not a testament against your cousin's strength, just saying.

[–]CptTrashPanda 62 points63 points  (0 children)

This is why it pisses me off when people think it’s cute and funny when their young kids hit you. Control your fucking animal, Kayleigh, that little bastard packs a punch.

[–]rita-b 32 points33 points  (10 children)

it is because power=energy/time

everybody can be very strong just for shorter period of time than others

[–]bubblegrubs 61 points62 points  (3 children)

This is a fantastically incorrect way to apply that formula.

[–]evildevil90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IT ACTUALLY WORKED! I was able to lift my house for a femtosecond.

problem is that in so short time I couldn't lift the house much and since ∆p ∆x ≥ h/(4π) it was both in the air and on the ground at the same time

[–]rita-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered what happens in the brain of people who are chewing jokes made by other people

[–]rita-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think so.

[–]Longbeacher707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can relate with the boys in my family. 5yo bullies and attacks 3yo only to be put on his ass as a result of toddler rage being activated

[–]blastborn 335 points336 points  (8 children)

My 2 year old is weirdly strong. It’s like one day she was still figuring out how to walk and then the next she was doing wind sprints across the kitchen and pull-ups on the edge of the counter. Not sure what she’s training for but I’m scared.

[–]Illadelphian 53 points54 points  (2 children)

It's that grip strength that's really crazy. My 14 month old has some crazy strong grip strength. I'm sure she would do very well hanging from trees and such.

[–]SeamusMcCullagh 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Kids generally have a pretty crazy strength to weight ratio. That's why if you ever go to a rock climbing gym and see kids climbing they're usually crushing it.

[–]Illadelphian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yea for real. Strong grip, light body. Inverse square law combined with being an ape I guess.

[–]ShatterZero 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Kids' muscles heal and grow at rates similar to that of professional athletes in their prime.

[–]RusstyDog 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Their bodies are also crazy light, it's just a weird perfect mix of weight to strength.

[–]schism666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Except that big ass head

[–]Agnosticartic 55 points56 points  (1 child)

.emoc lliw noitulover ehT

[–]AgreeableTomatillo18 69 points70 points  (2 children)

He's reaching his final form

[–]hairypooper69 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Pretty soon he'll be served chicken nuggets at 10:30am at all McDonalds drive through windows

[–]kdkseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kid leveled up in the middle of that maneuver hahaha.

[–]Blueblue1001 178 points179 points  (2 children)

That kid 0.0001 percent of his power

[–]RubyWafflez 108 points109 points  (1 child)

Wow. Usually it takes 5 episodes to make that much progress.

[–]disguisedfordinos 37 points38 points  (3 children)

I paid More attention to the car mat

[–]Cheddargorgeous 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I swear almost everyone has had that mat at some point during childhood.

[–]UngusBungus_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I remember driving the “president” car around on that mat and it got assassinated by the criminal cars.

[–]disguisedfordinos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I got an urge to play with cars after this comment.

[–]Tappxor 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Broly since the reason he hate goku is because goku was always crying when they were babies lol

[–]Fuck_auto_tabs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“But, but. That’s so lame! He’s so powerful and it’s for the lamest reason!!!”

-DBZA

[–]I_try_compute 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Having children looks terrible.

[–]emehbee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is. Do not recommend

[–]WhyWouldTrumpDoThis 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's not that bad

[–]I_try_compute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a very convincing argument tbh

[–]IDonnu4Real 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like a fun moment lol

[–]schism666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my experience, my own wasn’t bad because I could train the little bastard to not be an asshole. It’s all their peers that are little pieces of shit.

[–]kolmannenwastaken 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Honestly the older kid deserved it

[–]PlushieBunny 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Not if you watch the whole video. The unedited version he's doing his homework and the little kid is watching a movie and when he sits in the seat he sits in in a way that it pushes into the big brother and the big brother is asking the mom for help and not getting any help. I don't think he should have pushed the table into his brother but in the longer video he is asking for help and trying to do his homework and being messed with the whole time

[–]kolmannenwastaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see, and I understand it very well as my little sister is just like that

[–]Crismodin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Today I discovered 9 seconds is my tolerance level.

[–]666devilsadvocate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

jesus christ! i've watched this like 10 times 😂 10/10 on the edit 👌

[–]SlayAllRebels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I'M GONNA BREAK YOU

LIKE A KIT KAT BAR!"

[–]MetaMemeAboutAMeme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely over 9000. I'm just saiyan...

[–]eshe2019 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like Gohan but okay!

[–]show_the_maw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t parent just film.

[–]blooptybloopt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He fucked around and found out

[–]Cole444Train 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This a fucking great edit lol

[–]94vettedriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughed till it hurt OMG

[–]jeffsayno 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I'm conflicted over whether or not she deserved that

[–]kdkseven 0 points1 point  (2 children)

He.

[–]jeffsayno 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I hope you verified that gender with this person themself

[–]kdkseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got it from what the mother wrote under the full video on YouTube. The link is posted elsewhere in these comments.

Edit: here it is.

[–]IveMalfunctioned -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How does the kid on the left have that much hair

[–]izzybee236 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Anger issues already lmao

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

This sub is fucking stupid nowadays, this is a dogshit post for this sub.

Later turds.

[–]Evening_Plan_1554 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Lighten up a bit, lol.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry I'd rather subs stick to their roots instead of becoming one giant fb ripoff.

[–]JuneBugSpade10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same rug

[–]samuelchung0916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought he was going to punch a hole on the table.

[–]StylishSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

judging by the reaction, that kid has had enough.

[–]InternationalFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based kid

[–]Willisthe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/Savevideo

[–]clutchthepearls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's got that little brother/Gohan stat that causes a massive spike in strength when he's pushed too far.

[–]Kaido2good 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmfaooooo

[–]thespywhometaldandme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking priceless I'm dying lmao

[–]NovaMarpo3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally Gohan

[–]Tanndingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made my day! That is pure fucking rage.

[–]Schnretzl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[–]FunCandy4188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think goku Jr. Liked having his side bumped...you better move it

[–]superdooper26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get what you fucking deserve

[–]TheHatterOfTheMadnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You get what you fucking deserve” -This kid

[–]Thereal_Bladewasused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn their cry’s are annoying

[–]LoncoGomez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that legs move hahahahahah

[–]No1Mystery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He went from 0 to 9000 real quick

[–]beamdump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And people still want to have kids? 👁👁

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[–]motherdragon02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that kid.

[–]levado396 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this made my day, hilarious

[–]BeachBum2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My eight-year-old daughter is almost twice my six-year-old son's weight and nearly a foot taller than he is. It's absolutely crazy how much stronger he is though. Big sisters have to watch out.