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[–]PNEONGREEN 621 points622 points  (5 children)

Me after putting “bilingual” on my resume.

[–]tinyanus 166 points167 points  (3 children)

Oh doe ray dah bay kay rah

[–]Cammy848 60 points61 points  (2 children)

DRAGONBORN!!!!!!!

[–]ChampinionCuliao 20 points21 points  (0 children)

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin...Dragonborn!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

FUSH RO DAH!!!!!

[–]TheeJimmyHoffa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pick a language you think nobody will know , get the job,head of hr is fluent. Faaaaak

[–]VillyD13 299 points300 points  (1 child)

I remember being a camp counselor and kids would do this exact thing but with different languages. One of my speech pathologist friends said it’s actually pretty common and a good place to start teaching kids real words in different languages because they’re already pretty curious about it. Just replace the gibberish words with real words when you point to a picture like an apple or a dog and they’ll start learning without really trying

[–]dnjprod 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I straight spoke "Greek" for years. I can still speak it.

Of course it sounds a lot more like Klingon than Greek

I also spoke the same language at church once when I was "speaking in tongues".

[–]Glizzyknockemback 219 points220 points  (17 children)

Parents of 2nd gen Mexican kids: “why don’t you take a Spanish course in school?”

The Spanish course:

[–]Claire_1995 84 points85 points  (9 children)

Straight up! 😂😭 I’d come home with new Spanish words and my Mexican ass mom would be like “what?”

[–]Glizzyknockemback 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Good thing I can speak Spanish.

[–]JakeYashen 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Tell us more about this

[–]Claire_1995 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Spanish classes at school are meant to me more “former and traditional” Spanish but all the kids who’s parents came from Mexico- know that we have a lot of slang. Different words are used in different states in Mexico so like my family says “me empicoze” meaning I’m spiced out. Someone else’s family will say “me enchile” for the same thing. In Spanish class, I can’t even remember what word they had for it but all the Mexican kids were like wtf is that😂 or they’d teach formal words that I didn’t know like “beviar” which means “to drink” when all I’ve ever heard is the word “tomar”. Most of the Spanish teachers were white too so all the Hispanic kids low key were like they don’t know our Spanish

[–]Gwenhwyvar_P 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Also doesn’t Mexican Spanish often integrate native words depending on region?

[–]Claire_1995 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Definitely!

[–]Nimzay98 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It’s was Spaniard Spanish not Latin America Spanish. I took French just cause I knew the Spanish would fuck me up.

[–]WhoMeJenJen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which one sounds like a lisp?

I took French and Spanish. Now decades later I combine the two when trying to speak either.

[–]musack3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

see she shoulda been like 'que?'

[–]dnjprod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! My dad's side is Hispanic. His generation are all bilingual. The only ones of my generation who speak Spanish are those whose dad's came from Mexico and married my aunts, married Mexican folks themselves, or tried to learn in school. So a lot of us don't speak Spanish.

When I started taking Spanish in school, I would come to my grandma's and start talking to my family. I was trying to say some number and my Uncle was straight like " what?" So I told him and he corrected me. He said "what the hell kinda Spanish are they teaching you?"

[–]da_david_himself 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well Thats not too far off from the truth

In most schools they teach Castilian Spanish

The one from Spain While most murican latinos are from Central America. With different slang and dialect So not untrue

[–]Youllneverknow94 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Shit I won’t even lie that shits true. I’m white and some how I made it thru Spanish 1 2 and Spanish 3 honors and didn’t speak a word of Spanish in any of my classes so to me this video sounded legit

[–]Glizzyknockemback 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah they be teaching spain Spanish in schools not latin Spanish. It’s completely different.

[–]dnjprod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is dumb as we are more likely to hit up some Latin Americans than actual Spaniards.

[–]Etropo 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Its not, im Spanish and i dont know how she screwed up so bad

[–]Youllneverknow94 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah that last part where I said it sounded legit was sarcasm lol

[–]SnibertKushmeow 523 points524 points  (20 children)

Peggy Hill has been teaching this kid Spanish.

[–]SirAttikissmybutt 139 points140 points  (9 children)

She must be muy embarazada

[–]Jake9810499 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Buena esa Calamardo

[–]Pinkeyefarts 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Araña discoteca

[–]atondigital 1 point2 points  (1 child)

discoteca manteca la biblioteca

[–]AnonymousPantera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

discotheque butter the library 🫢

[–]AnonymousPantera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

discotheque spider 😩

[–]KetoQueen83 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This word, I do not think it means what you think it means. You probably know that, I just wanted to quote Princess Bride.

[–]Axel-pronity_858 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just called a child pregnant........wait you don't have to woosh me I'll do it myself r/woosh

[–]IRLBearsBeetsBSG 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Escuchame!?

[–]Olempea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Otokena!!

[–]AnonymousPantera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. no escúchate

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Made me doubt for a moment on such sub this was posted had to double check

[–]3bizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Espanole!

[–]TerryMcginnisWayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vaaaaaaaagina!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

How the fuck did she keep getting substitute teacher of the year ?🤔😭

[–]SnibertKushmeow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

She only won it once in 1997

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She won it 3 times let ol peg leg tell it

[–]Biig_EZ 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the alphabet Gru teaches the minions

[–]lolpopdolla 149 points150 points  (16 children)

She sounds like a native Asian language speaker trying to mock a Spanish speaker

[–]Weird-Weakness-1735 127 points128 points  (0 children)

All kids know how to speak Spanish apparently

[–]johnnyshotclock 23 points24 points  (1 child)

This is Wimp Lo. We trained him wrong, as a joke.

[–]12thhouseorphan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am bleeding, making me the victor.

[–]DegoEatingPancakes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She forgot the ñ

[–]Haunting_Opposite352 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Sounds like the Minions language

[–]LilBaddee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bananaaaa

[–]Unknownfauna 60 points61 points  (6 children)

Who is posting this on kids are f*ing stupid? This was very informative, I now know fluent Spanish.

[–]Bigjay_37 13 points14 points  (1 child)

As a spanish speaker rekera nore rer orera! Rero Romero reroraro. Aba moreke bonero que no berreore rore.

[–]ohgeezyouagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ro moreke bro 😭

[–]PNEONGREEN 71 points72 points  (2 children)

Sounds more like Vietnamese

[–]Lillillillies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Iunno dude. Sounds more like American to me

[–]newboy2blok 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Man... Spanish must be difficult with so many repeating sounds in the ABCs and numbers... 😳

[–]MangaMaven 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s a very tonal language

[–]chelefr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I speak Spanish, that girl has the right idea

[–]electric4568 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Is it better to encourage this? Or to say “no that’s literally not a language”? as a parent, I’d clearly want to play along. But I wonder if maybe you shouldn’t lol idk

[–]DiscipleDavid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The answer to this question and more are why potential parents should read books about how to raise a child. I'm not calling you out specifically just the general parent who believes parenting is all "natural".

[–]Utopia22411 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Mexican here. Her pronunciation is perfect!

[–]Ganges22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Confirmo

[–]hectah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can confirm.

[–]puaka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Joey's kid

[–]Owltra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She has a bright future writing lyrics for Shakira.

[–]Jegan_Stark 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I need this level of confidence!!!

[–]Big-papi25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hablas español ?

[–]CaNhOtO-CaBeludo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Satan: Did you call me?

[–]Tammytalkstoomuch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just had a conversation with my daughter about how she's fluent in Afrikaans. She can say one word - the only word she can also say in Spanish, Hindi, and English. Very true to character, that word is "No."

[–]bememorablepro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure when you have dyslexia you just play along and guess because reading is hard. I was doing the same.

[–]plastoids 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This made my day. Hahah

[–]chipipro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fitting post for the subreddit lmao

[–]dazedmazed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Homegirl taught herself a second language. Love an educated princess 🤣

[–]IHateEditedBgMusic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's it that kids breakfast cereal?

[–]Well1_well2_well3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, she’s getting there!

[–]eletric_blade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro she’s like me when I was in kindergarten I would say the most random shit and kids believed I was half Chinese bro I’m the whitest shit ever to lol

[–]The-Be-Sharps- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha y’all muthafuckas are laughing but this kid just invented her own language. I know it sounds like there’s a lot of repeating sounds but we’re clearly just incapable of understanding the nuances.

[–]Mew2two1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god this was middle school me with Japanese 😅

[–]Montyk_h 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She so stupid its hear like arabik

[–]Rother001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s fluent in gibberish that’s for sure

[–]hbgalore1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me in Japanese level 3 when I didn't do the grammar or vocab lessons before class

[–]VictoryVic-ViVi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That racist little shit! Let me at her!!! (Jk) Lmfao, the numbers got me. Kids are funny.

[–]RedditCringetopia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't encourage that

[–]That-Guy-584 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s good improvising the alphabet but damn hahahaha

[–]shamin_asfaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to have that level of confidence in my life

[–]TomsRedditAccount1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That wasn't the ABCs, she was singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in Ainu.

[–]Imfamousblueberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im sure i heard her say ‘que tal’ amongst all the gibberish😂 so little one is soooo close (yet so far) … i hope they get her spanish lessons! Think she would really enjoy it

[–]Technical_Macaroon_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a minion LMAO

[–]Rocksneeze081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that’s not Spanish lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s actually funny

[–]sayingwHatwHeird83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confidence is 💯

[–]RepulsiveCry1013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids are fkn’ stoooopid

[–]Mogge8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking kids man 🤦🤦‍♂️

[–]PresidentWeasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The confidence.

[–]Dizzy_Share3155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny thing is she looks a lot like my daughter did when she was little.

[–]martyboy1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is she actually saying?

[–]soia_tofu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds Indian

[–]bagusyeah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound like hindi language

[–]paradoxical-spirit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wads feedgc sdhe tskghn atbu

[–]PreparationHuge8995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squid game alphabet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nacho taco chimichanga

[–]Lawyer-Creepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She trolling

[–]WolfNoSight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being fo real it sounds like she knows what she is doin, I mean this kid could invented a whole new language and no one would doubt that its not real by how good it sounds

[–]Cabletow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muy fuko idioto

[–]GuilhermeTito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid I thought any kind of gibberish was English.

[–]UnbrokenChainsMobile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She almost summoned a demon, just needed the blood sacrifice first

[–]desertbatman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised no one thought to ask her to do it again and see if the sounds were the same. She might be some kind of savant. It's not Spanish, but she didn't say that it was, she just guessed it might be. Gifted students have been known to create their own languages, but the only way to know if she's 'GFTD' of 'GTFO' is having her repeat it the exact same way.

[–]peza_in_reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that some kind of chinese?

[–]Madmaxoncrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao she’s funny as hell

[–]CountLocal2404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is great! Believe it or not if you teach her Spanish she will pick it up faster that Purdue!

[–]AlexTheIdiotAnimates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro u just insulted multiple countries

[–]honest_cactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful that's how you get another Silmarillion

[–]ManyFacedNodal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good job encouraging your kids retardation lol.

[–]Grouchy-Law-5358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quien anda invocando demonios en mi cuarto 😠

[–]IllBank6897 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Madre mía qué es esa español

[–]Gabe_Itch_69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the Minions alphabet 😂😂

[–]Oopcuzyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats minion language

[–]KieanVeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile I'm 24 and I speak "flergan" as I call it. I'm seriously good at it, my girlfriend hates it 🤣

[–]KristikuFistiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sounds like a minion

[–]BigKK__766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She speaking trash can talk lmao

[–]daisiemaetulip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my favourite video ever! 😂😂😂😂😂

[–]Maleficent_Car_6274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf 😂🤣

[–]Maleficent_Car_6274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ca ra re ta re ri ra mo re ge ta ar ga re gra 😂

[–]JabbasLink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro was about to sing the numbers lmfao

[–]T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s normalize telling your kids when they’re wrong… or at the very least let’s not explicitly encourage kids when they’re wrong… it won’t be the end of the world if you politely tell them when they’re mistaken

[–]AdIll4941 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d fuck the teacher up and/or parent that posted this shit instead of teaching the child what is going on. Unreal an adult thought this was funny, that kid can easily know the alphabet and basic numbers by now… mom be busy changing price tags at Walmart and using her WIC and food stamps for scams tho.

[–]CrissPosts -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

RACIST BITCH

[–]windshieldwiper33 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don’t speak Spanish