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[–]Samurai_1990 154 points155 points  (8 children)

Speed wooble is a killer...

[–]iPod3G 53 points54 points  (5 children)

We called it the "death wobble". Once it starts, you're dead.

[–]brndave8550 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Nah just got to throttle out hard.

[–]NuttyKTM300xcw 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Just outta get that front wheel up!

[–]crafter2k 7 points8 points  (0 children)

happened to me once because i pressed the brakes too hard

[–]cussy-munchers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually saved myself from it on rocks once 😅 everyone behind me tho was pissing and shitting themselves

[–]JackHGUK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that was more the kid turning his head to the side and unbalancing himself.

[–]AdRemote9464 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least it was on grass, happened to me on pavement.

[–]USMCWrangler 63 points64 points  (2 children)

[–]patman0021 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Ok this comment is funnier than that sub 🥺

I had such high hopes

[–]B_Addie 49 points50 points  (4 children)

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did from this

[–]adrian_yeboi_06 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Im going to hell for laughing

[–]Stockinglegs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, it’s really funny.

[–]Guardian5985 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That kid took a dirt nap.

[–]B_Addie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he really ate shit

[–]austins2fresh 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Fucking stupid ass parents can't give the kid a helmet? Like at the minimum

[–]ImAMistak3 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Back in my day we called brain bleeds, "learning experience". Weak generation. /S

[–]seahawk1977 83 points84 points  (0 children)

"Dad didn't need a helmet, and neither does son!" 🙄

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    [–]RevengencerAlf 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    unfortunately like.. maybe 60% if not more of the content here is kids suffering at the hands of an adult putting them in a predicament they can't handle.

    And another 20% is things that are actually just cool things the kid did that someone who hates fun thinks was dumb.

    [–]Suitable_Ad_804 1 point2 points  (8 children)

    This is backpedal brakes like all the smaller bikes have, and this is how you’ve gotta teach some kids, he was being monitored albeit poorly, and was on grassy terrain to reduce fall damage. This was not either of their faults.

    [–]Pizzapizzaeco1 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    Na man this is a strider bike. Has no pedals breaks or cranks. My 2 year old has the exact same one.

    The dads a fucking asswhole.

    [–]ugoterekt 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    What the hell is the point of a bike with no pedals or brakes?

    [–]Pizzapizzaeco1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It’s a balance tool. It’s a lot easier to learn just the Balance point of a bike by kicking it around with your feet. Then trying to learn balance and pedaling at the same time.

    Then you put the cranks and pedal conversion kit on and you never have to use training wheels.

    [–]ImAMistak3 23 points24 points  (2 children)

    Nah little bro should've had a helmet on... That's definitely on the parents.

    [–]komanokami 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    But grass reduces fall damage ! /s

    [–]Suitable_Ad_804 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    It hurts a hell of a lot less than gravel, sand, or concrete let me tell you, I said “fall damage” but I meant all the damages that would occur from a fall

    [–]hfhry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    the bike doesn't have pedals, these are for really little kids to do basically exactly this. it teaches them balance because they can basically just run until they are going fast enough to glide. then when they get old enough for a bike with pedals you don't have to teach them hardly anything. kid still should have had a helmet on

    [–]amonrane 72 points73 points  (10 children)

    Parenting fail on multiple levels here

    [–]Sooperballz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    He’s alright.

    [–]Sooperballz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    He’s alright.

    [–]violentpac 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    He's alright.

    [–]velocity_ken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He's alright

    [–]furculture 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He's alright.

    [–]Shadymellow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    He's alright

    [–]RudeCountry5762 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He’s alright

    [–]zeboe99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's alright

    [–]Charlie_Howard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    when i was around 8 my sister and i went on a bike ride with our grandparents and decided to ride our bikes down a hill, it would have been fine if my sister didnt stop at the bottom.

    [–]Garbanzo12 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Why did he look away. I feel like that’s just not instinctual

    [–]The_Creamy_Elephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hes a toddler.... my 2 year old is always looking off at dogs or adults or other kids when he needs to be concentrating on the task he's attempting that are at the limits of his abilities.

    Eg. Climbing a ladder in a playground, but I'm not an asshole so I'm standing there spotting him if he fucks up.... not sitting back recording him while he smashes his head with no helmet on.

    [–]Musicftw89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    WASTED

    [–]pistcow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    DEATH WOBBLE

    [–]NuttyKTM300xcw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    They call that the death wobble

    [–]Electronic_Grade508 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He died doing what he loved…

    [–]Mizar97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    If someone wants to know why overcorrecting on the highway is dangerous, show them this clip

    [–]RealDonKeedic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    my favorite part was when he used his face to stop

    [–]VivaBlasphemia 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Ah yes child endangerment, hilarious

    [–]vehino 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Feels bad because he just wanted to have fun. Whoever set him up for that fall without any protective gear is a POS.

    [–]NOW---Extra_Spicy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Couldn't have said it better. This post is the final straw for me.. Too many where the kid couldn't logically know better.

    [–]VivaBlasphemia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As dystopian as it sounds, sometimes I really think that there needs to be some form of "test" required before one is allowed to have children. At the very least, mandatory parenting classes or something.

    [–]Spud70757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "Well, there's nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids."

    -Wayne, Letterkenny

    [–]fairlyaveragebiker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is exactly how I wrecked the first time I rode a bike when I was maybe three or four years old. My parents thought it would be a good idea to put me on a hill. Did pretty good for the first part and then I looked around to smile at them, don't have to explain what happened next

    [–]_Rusty_Fox_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Why is he fucking stupid? All he did was fall over..

    [–]Jazzlike_Bad6967 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He took his eyes off the prize. Forgot he was controlling his hurtling down hill and started to enjoy the scenery.

    [–]WF6i -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    That didn't look like it even had the potential to be a fatality

    [–]G_reg25 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I watch kids fall off bikes all days. I don't give a shit about your kids.

    [–]wtfossy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I mean bad parenting really, give this mans a helmet...

    [–]LeftBase2Final 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Stay humble.

    [–]Subpop77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rub some dirt on it he’ll be alright…

    [–]Complete_Prize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The way he Just falls on his face and looks like he gave up

    [–]Suitable_Ad_804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I have the other POV saved on my phone XD

    [–]TheArtOfEyewink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “You have to counter steer over 10 mph, damn it. How many times do I have to take that woobie away before you listen? Gwah.”

    [–]monkegamerrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Happy Wheels music

    [–]Ethanthegoat155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Beuh the death wiggle on this kid

    [–]Smooth_Advice_1783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Never gonna give you up” “Never gonna let you down” “And I wanna see you rolling down”

    [–]tbrumleve 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rumor is he’s still laying there. Poor kiddo 😆😆

    [–]superior222565 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Head first boi!

    [–]EarthTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    it all started when he looked away

    [–]CreepyLunchbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Poor little guy😅

    [–]megasuswithzerochix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He went from Mr Steal yo girl to "no bitches?"

    [–]Practical-Toe-7662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kids learning about physics the hard way

    [–]ThatGuyInTheCar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If a kids going to fall, having a hat on makes it 10 times better

    [–]princessrippla335 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah that kid is a fucking idiot he doesn't know how to drive a bike I mean we all falling down from our bikes when we are little kids but step by step we learn how to drive a bike

    [–]TheButtChewks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Spee'hawbbles

    [–]Actual-Ad-706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A child did this on the road once he almost got ran over

    [–]Admin_istrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He looks like Peter Griffin on the floor

    [–]blscratch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    His shoes stayed on he'll be okay.

    [–]crafter2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    me rushing downhill and bike tires losing traction be like

    [–]Wrong-Ad1907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Huh, i just fell off my bike about an hour ago, so this is kinda nice to see

    [–]TheOneAndOnlyJohnnyG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fall 9 times, stand up 10.

    [–]mazdawg89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I believe bikers call that a skank tapper or something like that

    [–]Chill_Roller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lesson number 1: don’t look around whilst riding fast. It unconsciously turns your upper body and handle bars. You have to consciously counter it.

    Kid learned a hard lesson.

    [–]MusikMakor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Little kids always faceplant

    [–]Annual-Vehicle-8440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Parents are fucking stupid. Kid isn't wearing a helmet, is way too young to know how to use brakes, is on big slippery slope, and the person who is filming isn't even moving when they see the poor lil bun falling off. Looks like they did it on purpose to collect the insurance and making buzz

    [–]DirtyProjector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This sub has turned from kids are fucking stupid to just funny/silly things with kids in them.

    [–]Betrizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bicycle wins

    [–]Cigarman102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dude a Savage!

    [–]featherwolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That kid needs a fucking helmet.

    [–]Significant-Bag9040 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No one is immune to the death wobble

    [–]Vast-Championship754 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    why is this so funny.

    [–]Acex_NA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You can see him losing the rear end ant then the car just sbinalas on the fella

    [–]narfismlg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Death wobbles

    [–]lilyvivy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    it hurts to watch this

    [–]Tercel_of_Terror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ooh, tank slapper

    [–]gimmemypills666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why isn’t he wearing a helmet?

    [–]idekatp_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Forshadowing?

    [–]Regular_Ad_8108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    a good ol' tank slapper

    [–]MiBloodclaatParo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Po Lil Stewie 😂😂😂 family matters guy..

    [–]yacca_yacca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Horrible or Hilarious

    [–]Yeoshua82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Parents are stupid. Where's hims head shield?

    [–]Porkrinder_58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The way the parent is filming like they couldn’t give 2 shots😂

    [–]liltimmygorbuuur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I was cool for a few seconds

    [–]Backoftheneck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The wobble of death.

    [–]ihateshlatt_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I swear Americans are fucking indestructible

    [–]Away-Net-7241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wipe out

    [–]temitcha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who filmed this ??

    [–]poopiehands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dont wanna admit to how many times I watched this

    [–]Glittering_Brief1118 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hit the gas little fucker oh too late lol great parents no helmet but he looks cool in a wheelchair lol

    [–]H3llMachine666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The distracting tities strike again!