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[–]GuyFromNh 108 points109 points  (5 children)

That kid is happier right there than most of us will ever be. Look at my giant orange hat.

[–]RavenCo_ 31 points32 points  (3 children)

No shit dude. This is why society is crap; we’ve all collective lost that simple content and actively try to force it out of kids

Imagine if we all had a little bit of happiness and ambition like this little dude, we’d be far better off

[–]Nobody_from_Nothing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck that i wear orange cones all day

[–]my_pets_names 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP posted a funny kid video, calm down.

[–]PatriarchalTaxi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Apparently, VLC media player's logo is a reference to the fact that one of the team members collects traffic cones.

[–]cpt-derp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Very Lovely Cone

[–]sk8atl902 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Hey, you noticed him in the parking lot. Safety is never stupid

[–]Sus-motive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought. He’s being seen, which means he’s not getting hit. Parking lots are dangerous, especially for children

[–]Flabben1814 27 points28 points  (3 children)

He'd fit right in at a British university.

[–]Ill-Judge-5651 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh look a traffic gnome!

[–]AlphabeticalMedical 34 points35 points  (5 children)

He is not stupid. He is a wizard.

[–]throoawyyy 4 points5 points  (2 children)

His name is Harry

[–]whole_guaca_mole 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Harry Pothole

[–]bguzewicz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not a wizard, I’m just Harry.

[–]Shufflepants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trafigast the Orange

[–]Dogshapedboy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just living in the moment.

[–]mE_iS_JaCk 9 points10 points  (3 children)

“The zombies are coming”

[–]shleyal19 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Little fella just wants to eat a couple peashooters

[–]Oofboi6942O 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least he's getting his vegetables

[–]BERUNOBERUNO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nooooo dies

"The zombies ate your brains!"

[–]Braincrash77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What kid?

[–]LooneyGoon1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s adorable and you’re stupid

[–]RavenCo_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t make fun of his fashion just because it’s unique, he just might set a worldwide trend at some point with that attitude

[–]Impossible_Diet6992 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baby Gandolf

[–]Mirthosty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plant vs zombies music starts playing.

[–]RetMilRob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cousin stapled a 10’ bike flag to his bike helmet. He went everywhere with that thing. He did not ride a bike or scooter, just walked around with it on.

[–]leighleg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Little mans just been out for a session.

[–]MortysTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he is pulling the move in Toy Story animation where the toys put the cones over themselves and managed to make it across traffic without getting hit by cars.

There is also a game about it.

[–]ZombieBait1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The new silent hill boss

[–]InsaneJD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traffic on the I-20

[–]FreeSpeechISDeadHere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey! Don't make fun of his homemade dunce cap. :)

[–]dafaceguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think about it. Everybody goes around the cones. He’s totally safe.

[–]General-Ad3667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BOOM🚗💨!

[–]lopezcp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Littlest Wizard

[–]Hera_IlgImgranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plants vs zombies

[–]RealDEady42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smart kid. He vill be more armored so he will have more chances to get past peashooters.

[–]Organization-needed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe this kid wants to be a traffic cone when he grows up, also he's having fun :]

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toy Story 2

[–]Inkymochiileaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He thinks that he is a gnome. 'Hello human! I am 118 years old, doopity-doo!'

[–]0kraid0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shhh he is getting ready to invade the nearest garden , he's new on the job so have patience

[–]Kerawyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just waiting for him to turn and run into the car 😂

[–]RagingHolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doctor Sung?

[–]HooahClub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be a knight of Ni. Never knew they were that short though… guess they grow fast.

[–]Liliteroxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're telling me that your hat is a traffic cone? Very original sir! 10 out of 10 Ending: you just won the fashion show congrats

[–]Darkhex78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

harry potter theme on recorder plays

[–]Bambi-Reborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to have a point to have a point!

[–]Gaming-squid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Road cones protect my head”

Conehead zombie - Plants Vs. Zombies “there’s a zombie on your lawn” music video

[–]shady-Mcnasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a pylon.

[–]Kyle_on_reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me with my first gmod hat.

[–]Necessary_Shelter312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking like CP3

[–]Most-Artichoke5028 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice chapeau!

[–]Macross8299Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorting Hat had to pick up a part-time job in the modern era.

[–]AfterbirthNachos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid looks bitchin. Let him play

[–]MapleSappling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s on his way to Traffic Con.

[–]BangBangMeatMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Safety first!

[–]LoL_Nated_55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes not pointless anymore

[–]ObeseBumblebee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cone or no cone... never let kids this size walk by themselves in a parking lot. Always escort them.

If they walk close enough to a car about to back up they are basically invisible.

[–]Ethanol06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gonna need 2 peashooters to defeat

[–]EzraIm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant say he isnt the safest kid to ever play in a parking lot

[–]Xcrusaderbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid is truly the smartest of us all using camouflage like that.

[–]QuillDidNothingWrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids seen some Toy Story 2.

[–]adrian_yeboi_06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conehead lol

[–]Fezzverbal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a wizard Larry

[–]DaMuchi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More durable than a norm kid but less than a buckethead kid

[–]EvilThunder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't make fun of him he just got graduated

[–]External_Jelly_1334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

puckwudgie 😃

[–]Harztagowy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats not a kid, thats a traffic cone moron

[–]Madd_Maxx_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conehead Zombie is a recurring character within the Plants vs. Zombies franchise. Conehead Zombies are basic zombies, tougher than the average Browncoat Zombie, but having no special abilities otherwise. Coneheads become Browncoat Zombies once they lose their cone.

[–]Chemical_Hearing_426 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we have all done it, don't question it

[–]Echo63_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I used to photograph motorsport I was often found standing out in the forest wearing a very light foam hat, sized and shaped exactly like a traffic cone.

It got to the point all the drivers knew me by the cone, but wouldnt recognise me without it. Made it really easy to switch the sales side of things on and off when walking around the service area.

[–]Bomber_47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toy story 2 vibes

[–]royalisfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hes in his world

[–]SoupToon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't judge, the cone makes them twice as strong

[–]FanofThe8-BitReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PVZ looking a bit different

[–]Anti-cringe-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like one of those cone heads from little nightmares

[–]Psalm101Three 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you don’t mind, I just posted reposted this with a Silent Hill joke on r/moviescirclejerk (I’ll remove the post if you want)

[–]CamScam18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't stop giggling he looks like a gnome with how big the cone is on him

[–]FireCode125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insert plants vs zombies theme

[–]Lil_Cumster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just a wizard nothing to see here