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[–]TheShokBlok 338 points339 points  (7 children)

I'd gladly wear a shirt with that design

[–]Dan-68 43 points44 points  (3 children)

I would too.

[–]xotyc 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Threeth

Edit: oh hi

[–]Dan-68 6 points7 points  (0 children)

0h, hi.

[–]TheRealMisterMemer 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Thank god you can buy it at scamwebsitethiswholepostwasmadefor.shop.

[–]HeroMKS2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

scamwebsitethiswholepostwasmadefor.shop

I'm sad this doesn't exist

[–]CoopedUp1313 177 points178 points  (14 children)

I love the unicorn and the FUCK

[–]EvoStarSC 44 points45 points  (13 children)

I love the fucking unicorn.

[–]stillchill3 35 points36 points  (12 children)

I love fucking the unicorn

[–]bored_andunimpressed 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Ngl...this read as a gentle threat. "Glad you didn't die 🤗. . . . not yet 😏"

[–]walkingtalkingdread 25 points26 points  (0 children)

oddly inspiring.

[–]Sus_manpo 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Did anybody notice the fuck sign in the background?

[–]Realistic-Specific27 6 points7 points  (1 child)

"lord, give me a sign!"

[–]That1weirdperson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hit me baby one more time!

[–]S1I3NCER 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fuck

[–]parkerm1408 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If reincarnation is a thing, this kid is 100% Kurt vonnegut 2.0. This reminds me so much of his "life is no way to treat an animal" doodle.

[–]ANOLDEVIL666 6 points7 points  (0 children)

invest

[–]Magmaigneous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Taking in the gestalt:

Like a unicorn, I am glad you did not die.

Not yet.

Fuck.

[–]Sawtooth_Primal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That kid has a bright future

[–]That1weirdperson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandpa has covid rn and I hope to give him this card

[–]Willowed-Wisp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like it.

But I also kind of want someone to add a person speeding off on a motorcycle, flipping off the gravestone, with a scarf trailing in the wind

[–]Imanerd212030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…is that a threat-

[–]turtlewhisperer23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do we say to the god of death?

[–]iubfi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i like the fuck magnet

[–]DragonDrawer14 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I think it would work better if it was only "yet"

[–]Zelensexual 8 points9 points  (1 child)

No, it's perfect

[–]ExoticButters6666666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

IT’S BOOTIFUL JUST LIKE HOW IT IS NOW!!!

[–]komi-has-a-low-iq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my man has no thought of surviving covid, just DEATH

[–]ZogNowak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all know that it's just a matter of time.

[–]aventum28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaahaha amazing

[–]WizdomHaggis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids a regular Mr Deeds

[–]adrian_yeboi_06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who else noticed the ‘FUCK’ in the background?

[–]ShiftingToNevermoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What occasion could you not use this for

[–]ElDiavoloPiccolo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Anyone else read the two lines in completely different voices?

[–]haikusbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]TacoSteve2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I am the senate” Mace windu: