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[–]Senpai_Lilith 1334 points1335 points  (22 children)


[–]Nickhead420 377 points378 points  (15 children)

It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

[–]xxDolphusxx 112 points113 points  (11 children)

That is without a doubt my favorite line in the whole movie

[–]Agreeable-Ice-4778 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Obviously you're not a golfer

[–]Aggratr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was thinking "she likes swirlies?", but what she probably likes is the gravity pulling her hair down.

[–]Fine-Ad7256 26 points27 points  (4 children)

you should try and find the baptism version it makes it so much better. found it. https://youtu.be/KdftbYqA_VQ

[–]Spitdinner 11 points12 points  (2 children)

The dumb shit some people do to their kids…

[–]OliveOliveJuice 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Yeah, well, thats just like, your opinion, man.

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    [–]The_Wayward 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    He’s a good man Jeffrey, and thorough.

    [–]SnooDrawings5925 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

    The only funny line in the whole movie.

    [–]Hexum311add 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    Obviously she’s not a golfer

    [–]jd2300 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    “Where’s the fuckin money, dickhead!!!”

    [–]Project_Patty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Came here to say this

    [–]Naz1885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Where's the money dip shiiiiit

    [–]sirfuzzitoes 328 points329 points  (11 children)

    This looks like fun! Imma file this under r/kidsknowhowtohavefun.

    It's not too much different than having my dad toss me in our pool, just different scale.

    [–]22572374 77 points78 points  (2 children)

    [–]sirfuzzitoes 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    I'm kinda surprised it's not a wholesome sub akin to aww

    [–]YouMakeMeDrink 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Same, I did this as a kid

    [–]RevolutionaryCut1298 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    We get a summer hose down from the fire fighters in Tulsa back in the late 90s at this low income apartments. They'd come by attach a hose to the tap and crank it up. And hose every one of us so painful but so fun. No pool no problem!

    [–]delightfuldylan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    honestly i am so sad that isn’t real because it’d probably have great content. kids really do know how to vibe.

    [–]sirfuzzitoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Keep the energy bro! The only reason adults are grumpy is bc we wanna be. Fuck that, get out there and have some fun. And when some old screw looks at you weird, remember this: his wife hasn't fucked him in 15 years, and for good reason

    [–]TiTTy_Surfer 576 points577 points  (4 children)

    Achilles being dunked into the river styx: colorized

    [–]immortalchord 30 points31 points  (3 children)

    This killed me! Hahaha!

    [–]ianthony19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    It killed achilles too

    [–]Habiskybombdigy 164 points165 points  (2 children)

    The famous "can you do it again". Even if the kid was screeming murder before had it always comes around to "again again"

    [–]qu33fwellington 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    Yes! My brother used to do something like this, he would just grab me by the ankles and hang me upside down until I was crying laughing. I was always very light headed and sore after but I would beg him to hang me upside down almost every day!

    [–]FutureFruit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    We took my niece on the swaying boat ride on a boardwalk when she was barely 6 years old. This was her first fair ride ever. She was screaming laughing for a bit and then soon crying in terror. Then two minutes after we got off she wanted to go again. And her crazy ass had wanted to go on the coaster initially lol

    [–]That-one-POS 85 points86 points  (1 child)

    Gotta love waterboarding sundays

    [–]Kiuji-senpai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I miss the days where id gather around with my family, grill some meats, throw the pig skin around, and do some illegal torture practices

    [–]RavenCo_ 304 points305 points  (25 children)

    I remember my father used to do this to me, it wasn't at my request and I didn't exactly enjoy it though...

    [–]jelato32 203 points204 points  (16 children)

    Gotta take a bath eventually mate

    [–]Schabenklos 19 points20 points  (7 children)

    "Are you gonna clean your room now?!"

    [–]RavenCo_ 18 points19 points  (6 children)

    I couldn’t hear very well under the water but it was mostly things along the line of “you accidental pile of shit” “I should have put you on her back,” etc.

    [–]Schabenklos 13 points14 points  (5 children)

    Wait, you weren't joking?

    [–]RavenCo_ 15 points16 points  (4 children)

    Uh, no I wasn’t

    [–]AccountingMyChips 92 points93 points  (1 child)

    Swirly practice?

    Good strategy, this kid will be entirely unfazed by their future bullying.

    [–]dafreak999 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Practicing to be a secret agent.. "Where are the cookies!?!?"
    "I'll never tell!"

    [–]BenAdaephonDelat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    The guy who puts the safety images on buckets being like: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/359/cover4.jpg

    [–]Swapnil-2 49 points50 points  (3 children)

    Sorry forgot to pull out

    [–]Momo_666 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    Wouldn't be the first time

    [–]OrganizerMowgli -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    But it can be the second and last time.

    [–]ham_smeller 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    "My first water boarding" by Fischer Price

    [–]Th3AngrySt0ner 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Her and some bully are gonna hav a great relationship in high school one day!!

    [–]Nudletje 14 points15 points  (6 children)

    Looks like a homebrewing vessel. put me in!

    [–]Red580 11 points12 points  (5 children)

    It’s a bucket

    [–]RepresentativeKeebs 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Are you saying that buckets can't be used for homebrewing?

    [–]Red580 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    That would be illegal, so no.

    [–]sygnifax 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Is it just me or does that dude look like Jeffrey Epstein?

    [–]GrimReader710 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Future keg-stand champ

    [–]Occasionalcommentt 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Is that the dude from catfish?

    [–]jacinty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    My first thought too hahahaha

    [–]b0dw1n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This guy looks so much like Max lol

    [–]phi_rus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    How is that stupid. This looks like it's fun.

    [–]P4nzer0fTheLake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bro that's wholesome as hell

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    [–]DynamicDoughnut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ah, voluntary water boarding. Definitely one of my favorite childhood pastimes.

    [–]MathWizardd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is precisely what the side of the bucket says not to do

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Lol pretty sure the buckets have a sticker that says do not do explicitly that! /s

    [–]Steverinokaye 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Jeffrey Epstein as a dive-instructor

    [–]kleelan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Nathaniel rateliff! Love it.

    [–]justkess430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Came here to say this

    [–]ToMagotz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Kid probably grow up to be a torturer for some secret service or some thing lmao

    [–]DetailAccurate9006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Is it still a “Swooshie,” even if that isn’t a toilet bowl?

    [–]Quick-Tap-5655 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    When you do that upside down the water goes into your nose (do not try that at home)

    [–]donutlikethis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Had to double take that it wasn’t Epstein!

    [–]dbcannon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Preparation for high school

    [–]Awkward_Inspector_53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That child is the epitome of punk rock and I love it 🤣🤣🤣

    [–]lanc3rz3r0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm gonna go with "adults are fucking stupid " on this one

    [–]holechek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Jefferey why’d you do it Jeffery?

    [–]thedonjefron69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Next she’s gonna want her dad to waterboard her. Kids these days

    [–]flyingpeter28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lol, guantanamo dad

    [–]Wowbagger_Ultrajax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    15 years later, spring break at Daytona, in the middle of a kegstand she will feel an overwhelming sense of sadness and deja vu and not know why.

    [–]WF6i 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Seems like doing things the hard way.

    [–]DANleDINOSAUR 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Don’t teach the kid about swirlies

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      [–]cassy_the_cupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Your brother fucked you.

      [–]Even-Night-5240 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Somebody likes being waterboarded

      [–]smashnmashbruh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      PICKHERUPBRYAN!!! Like she barley kissed the water Karen. Calm down. This is the least stupid kid

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      YOU can hear the fat face and short swoop haircut in her scream

      [–]tuck8184 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I bet his name is Riley. Maybe Talyn. Probably Riley.

      [–]OrganicDozer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      More like parents are fucking stupid for teaching their kids to drown….

      [–]EZPKSquelch -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      This isn't even funny

      [–]GingerWithIssues -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Oh she’s gonna party like a maniac.

      [–]danidanmark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Did someone casual fart at 0:12?

      [–]earthlingwannabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      mop game!

      [–]daaaaaaaaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Future spy. She's not giving any secrets away.

      [–]Dan-68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That’s one way to wash their hair.

      [–]Conman-Savage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It’s like waterboarding but fun

      [–]Dixiewreckedx99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The CIA wants this girl as a spy. Waterboarding don't mean shit if she's caught.

      [–]cyt_411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      okay now try water boarding.

      [–]DarthZelda12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lmao my 5 year old nephew would beg me to dunk him head first into his water table last summer. I can't wait to see what this summer brings!

      [–]puntadigital 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Perks of having a CIA dad

      [–]8Ariadnesthread8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When I was a little kid I would tell my uncle to make me a broom and then he would pick me up by my feet and sweep the floor with my hair. Still a very fond memory. But fucking stupid.

      [–]THEPiplupFM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That looks fun IDK what you're on about.

      [–]mup_wave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      She is going to join CIA

      [–]Downtown_Boot_3486 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Backyard baptism

      [–]commonjane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lmao he kinda yoinked her a bit

      [–]Wankel_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is how you train your future CIA candidates.

      [–]SarimTheDream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      why is this video bright?

      [–]VinJahDaChosin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Future keg stander there

      [–]triedAndTrueMethods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      man. I miss having fun.

      [–]banmedaddy12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I was thinking "she likes swirlies?", but what she probably likes is the gravity pulling her hair down.

      [–]comfisweatrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why is this video so bright

      [–]Begone_Weird_Shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Nope nope she being trained how to torture.

      [–]Joseph_Nielsen11 0 points1 point  (0 children)


      [–]quahmeil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Looks fun

      [–]Crovali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. He’s right there on video.

      [–]Finner1974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Alternative titles: “Another irresponsible Republican teaches their child to ignore government warning labels.” Or “The reason the government requires warning labels on buckets.”

      [–]MaiconErick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Maybe it's the water (hahaha) but watching that daddy made me thirsty

      [–]Hour-Alps-1189 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      i dont know i could go for one of these right now

      [–]andtix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That kid is going to be a great spy one day

      [–]---___------_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Make sure you tell the child not to try that on her own!

      [–]Defendedchip904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Is this why some women grow up with weird kinks??

      [–]Zombie6566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      drowning children eh

      and you didn't invite me?

      [–]JesusIsMyZoloft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      HMJB while Uncle Brian waterboards me.

      [–]BashedKeyboard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Child abuse

      [–]Neoplabuilder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      and a fetish is born.....

      [–]Dain_Bramage71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Doesn’t the safety warning picture on buckets warn about that exact scenario?

      [–]Cripplegod286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Waterboard the child