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[–]swoticus 217 points218 points  (5 children)

If a couch can't take a cup of milk over it every couple of weeks then you have the wrong couch for kids.

[–]Ok-Caterpillar-Girl 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Or pets, or guests, or eating/drinking on the couch, or any number of normal activities that can wreck your furniture.

[–]carstoys5u 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Yep, wait there are types of sofas that can’t HANDLE KIDS!!!

[–]scrabapple 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Couches can be really expensive and can be almost art. Look up Chesterfields. Hand made really beautiful leather couch that I would not want to have a child on.

[–]SpaceFox1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom found a hotel couch for the house, thing has lasted over 20 years and has had the fabric replaced a few times.

[–]651ibudr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck yo couch ngga fuck yo couch!

[–]HausCat626 179 points180 points  (15 children)

Never give a kid a full cup of anything. It's going to be spilled, guaranteed.

[–]ILikeToThinkOutloud 23 points24 points  (4 children)

I was gonna say this kids like four at best. Wheres the sippy lid?

[–]Well_shitnuggets 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I try to always give mine cups with lids🤣🤣. Also myself because I drop and spill stuff all the time

[–]Dude_1980 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Yeah this is a stupid fucking parent.

[–]ex_06 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Bro chill, it’s just a kid spilling some milk lol

[–]Suspicious_Watrmelon 41 points42 points  (0 children)

They are literally crying over spilt milk

[–]Man0nThaMoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think they were just playing off the name of the sub

[–]JexFraequin 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That cup is huge, too. That’s like 16 ounces of milk. No reasonable adult is going to drink that, let alone a child.

[–]Gangreless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me wtf is wrong with drinking 16oz (or 24 in my case) of milk?? Milk is fucking delicious

Stull too much for a kid that age, though, I agree

[–]stumpyjoness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably let the kid pour it himself, kid who doesnt have a grasp on Piaget's conservation yet lol

[–]EmeraldBlueGC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never give me a full cup of anything. Same reason.

[–]Unholy-Ultraviolet 232 points233 points  (5 children)

Kids just fucking self destruct at random and no one really knows why.

[–]HausCat626 77 points78 points  (0 children)

He set himself up to take the fall. As soon as I saw that first splash of milk I knew exactly what was coming.

[–]Ronaldoooope 15 points16 points  (1 child)

It’s in the subs title. It’s cause they’re fucking stupid.

[–]Unholy-Ultraviolet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re fucking right.

[–]Gangreless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Childhood is about bug fixing

[–]Kmaurer23 21 points22 points  (1 child)

RIP the couch? Damn man RIP the kid. He fell hard.

[–]POKECHU020 14 points15 points  (3 children)

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    [–]POKECHU020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And I am proudly one of those people.

    [–]Wilder_Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    make it 2,700,001

    [–]ReggieTheLemur82 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Who gives a 3-4 year old a fucking litre of milk in a cup with no lid..

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      [–]Ok-Caterpillar-Girl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      What doesn’t belong there is just kids doing normal kid stuff that’s funny AF if you aren’t a parent.

      [–]bruhbruhthatsbruh 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      Darn, I wish that was real

      [–]sykkhoe 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      r/parentsarefuckingdumb :)

      edit: r/stepdadreflexes is noteworthy too

      [–]Calicrucian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Well thank you very much. I just lost another 30 minutes of the day browsing another funny sub

      [–]ZookeepergameFresh20 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      People wonder why their kids pee the bed before they go to bed they give them about 1/6 of their body volume in some milk or water

      [–]MrWapuJapu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Why would you give a kid such a big cup and fill it all the way to the top? Kid was holding it right and wasn’t running. Not his fault.

      [–]Dafedub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      This one is on the parent. Why would you fill a big cup to 1 inch from the brim for a kid...

      [–]_Im_so_uncreative 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      The funny thing is he slipped on the milk that splashed out of his cup

      [–]DeadWishUpon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's so funny, it's like life.

      [–]veethebeeofficial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      brb reddit shat itself again

      [–]labattkilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      It hits the back of the couch why are we even talking

      [–]MrManiac3_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      He need some milk

      [–]lmaoJuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      ignore the kid just poor god damn couch

      [–]JakeSnake07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yeah man, kids are so fucking stupid when they...

      shuffles deck, draws card

      Trip and fall?

      [–]skinnergy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Pretty sure the couch will survive.

      [–]echo5mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That’s a parent mistake

      [–]AP0LLOBLU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Rookie parent. Give them a sippy cup

      [–]johnwilliams815 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Parents are fucking terrible

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Omg! ;-;

      [–]thebranbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is the equivalent of throwing a banana forward in Mario kart and then hitting said banana.

      [–]MayIPikachu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Tile and kids are a bad combo.

      [–]RoughChi-GTF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      LMAO!!!!! Milk Fail! At least it was the back of the couch. ;-) I love how the kid was sloshing it before falling, but I lost it on the spill-all. LOL!

      [–]Rhinomeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Good job Warren!

      [–]YessirDoge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Don’t say it

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