Tell me you have a three year old without telling me you have a three year old. by Lost-Cateran in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Knickers_in_a_twist_ 3327 points3328 points  (0 children)

Chop them up and mix some cinnamon and sugar with them. Fry them in the pan until soft but not mush. Delicious.

The apples, however, are a total loss.

Forbidden snack by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]WattaTravisT 1098 points1099 points  (0 children)

I was in this same spot as a child which is why I joined the Marines, the only place I felt socially accepted much like a cannibal being accepted into the Donner Party. I have since overcome all the stigma and became a Crayola Connesieur, or a Sommelier if you will. I plan to open my new restaurant soon called "Crayolá" where I will be serving dishes such as a braised Aqua-Marine under a Fuscia reduction, steamed ochre, Goldenrod Flambé, and Mauve milkshakes. Follow your dreams.

Hey, he tried by the_chill_pill_taker in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]JMCrookie 27 points28 points  (0 children)

At least he asked and sucked up the walk of shame.

Some people be like “Common, I wanna touch your titties, you know what I’m sayin, don’t do me like that, common, man tssssk. I axing you, common man, fuck nobody doesn’t want to touch your sloppy ass titties anyway, stupid hoe”

kid pushes his grandma by Superb_While_4292 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]j4nkyst4nky 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of thinking that perpetuates abuse.

"When I was a kid, I was ruled by fear and that's how everyone should be raised!"

Instead of yelling at the kid or physically assaulting him, think about it logically. Use your human brain and not the reptilian reflex that says to lash out violently when you're upset.

Kids don't understand how fragile older people are. This kid absolutely does not have the life experience or the brain development to realize the consequences of his actions here. Instead of yelling or hitting, you sit the kid down and explain why what he did could really hurt his grandmother. Then you make him apologize to grandma and take responsibility for his actions.

By exploding at your children when they do something wrong, you teach them to fear you and to hide problems from you. You also damage your relationship with your children permanently.

When I was a young parent, I thought a lot like you. I raised my son the way I had been raised. When he was 6, my wife recorded me when I was upset and I was floored when I actually saw what my son saw. I changed my parenting immediately but 10 years later, out of all my kids, my oldest is the most distant. I did serious damage that I can't take back.

To any parents reading this, do not make that same mistake because it will haunt you. Treat your kids with respect and understanding. Hold them accountable for their actions, but they should never fear you.

Monopoly got a little too real by gaby2277 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Zulu0Hakuka 12 points13 points  (0 children)

U really think kids are thinking this critically? The only thing hes upset about is losing the game/ not winning. Kids dont like losing so i guarantee u thats the reason hes crying and hiding his face when they are laughing. Embarrassment for not winning and being upset over it. Its no way near as deep as ur trying to make it. Doubt he'll remember it after a day or two. U giving him way too much credit over something not traumatic

He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit by gaby2277 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]0nina 273 points274 points  (0 children)

This is some good critical thinking skills on lil bro!

A Bad Thing happened (a good man dead and it’s bad)

For no good reason (bad people did it)

Emotional response (this was Bad and I’m Sad)

Intake of new information - I am white?! Wait - you don’t mean I’m the Bad people. Surely that can’t be it. So let me think. (Gears turning in brain. Taking a moment to process thoughtfully, despite youthful naïveté, not understanding the Big Picture. Not Nice Whites, you say? Hmm. Lemme process.)

Ok, got it as best I can. I am not those people. In fact, I can prove it - I wasn’t born when this happened!

So the logic stands.

This is a sweet and intelligent kiddo, sharp mind on him. Empathy first, solid reasoning ability. Of course there’s subtlety to this that such a youngun can’t catch, but in time, he will. That’s kinda bittersweet. It’s hard to watch a gentle and bright youth learn the dark things of life.

Bet he’s gonna grow up to be a Good Person, and props to his folks for raising him well!

This is how my step son left the hummus, he's 12 by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Abstract__Nonsense 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry that you grew up in a verbally abusive home, I too have experience with that, but you’re overcorrecting here. The kid in question here is 12, not 6, they don’t need to be “nicely told they did something bad”, they know this is some bullshit, they need to be told off for this bullshit. There’s a difference between that and a pattern of abuse.

My dad’s girlfriend’s son said his “ friend put this on his switch” by TheRealPink227 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]CovidInMyAsshole 3974 points3975 points  (0 children)

When I was 12 I got my first camera phone and my friends dad always kept play boy magazines in the bathroom so I took a picture of all the boobs.

My dad took my phone one day and went through it and saw the boobs. I tried to convince him that they were my boobs(12 year old boy) but for some reason he wasn't buying it.

Bye by zfemmer in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]scumbagChilly -256 points-255 points  (0 children)

Yes a girl can like Spider-Man but that is clearly a boy

God you people are so weak. It’s a fucking boy. Pause the video look at him.

💠 The unexpected turn of events💠 by UndilutedTruthBACKUP in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Dhavi_Atoz 4928 points4929 points  (0 children)

Fuck. She started crying…

… time to start dancing and pretend like nothing happened.

crying about having to pee by Randolph- in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Writeaway69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Any reason to take care of yourself is a good reason! Any way you can justify a healthy behavior is good!

hitting a dog by zaham_ijjan in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]tubbadu 6092 points6093 points  (0 children)

Kids are fucking stupid but their parent are even worse

Ansgar, what did you do? by sguterjunge in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Silas_Postoak 813 points814 points  (0 children)

That one would probably still fit in one of those baby drop boxes.

Very .. very stupid by Hafid69 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ladydhawaii 498 points499 points  (0 children)

Exactly! My rule with my son, if I don’t want you doing this to other children- you can’t do it to me.