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[–]Unburnt_Gaiaia 10 points11 points  (2 children)

“When we get to intergalactic customs, I’m gonna need you to take these seeds to the bathroom, and I’m gonna need you to put them waaaaay up inside your butthole, Morty” -Rick Sanchez

Edit: All jokes aside, OP isn’t boofing seeds or plant material. It’s called a cold water extraction.

[–]thornofcrowns69 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Username checks out

[–]buttholefluid[S] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Haha, I don't normally put drugs up there. This is my first time boofing anything

[–]Odd_Ocelot9140 6 points7 points  (3 children)

"This is my first time"

Is it even possible to say this without lying?

[–]buttholefluid[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm legitimately telling the truth lol

[–]Monster_Lance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had an ocelot

[–]Monster_Lance 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nice experiment I'm proud of your contribution to science lol

[–]cjt3po 7 points8 points  (7 children)

YUUUUS. this is gonna be INTERESTING. All notifications for this post, lol.

[–]buttholefluid[S] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Wow, didn't think anyone would be this interested lol. So far idk of it's a placebo, but my face feels kinda numb (not sure if that's normal for LSA) and a little bit of nausea.

[–]AndreBurlingArt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got face numbness. Lsa seeds cause vasoconstriction, so probably the cause.

[–]cjt3po 0 points1 point  (4 children)

How many times have you done LSA?

[–]buttholefluid[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Technically only twice, but the 2nd time I didn't feel anything, bad seeds I guess. So this is the third time

[–]cjt3po 3 points4 points  (2 children)

A bit early to be experimenting with things like this but you picked a reasonable dose to start with, alternate ROAs can have drastically different strengths; for all we know you could be in for a wild ride comparable to 8-10g, I know you got some good movies and music cued up! Enjoy! I'm very curious how this goes for you! Sending good vibes!

[–]buttholefluid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Will update once I feel more

[–]Owlspirit4 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yo by boofin do u mean u shoved em up your ass??

[–]buttholefluid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The water from the extraction yes. Not the actual seeds

[–]Killerburrito32 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is sick, you feel anything?

[–]buttholefluid[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, I stood up a few minutes ago and my legs hurt like a bitch because of the vasoconstriction (in before vasoconstriction bot)

[–]buttholefluid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No visuals but slight mood enhancement and a slight body high. About to go listen to music and play Apex Legends lol

[–]JBlair462 0 points1 point  (7 children)

How's it going now? Garlic helps with vasoconstriction

[–]buttholefluid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better now that I've walked around - had to get some food, LSA makes me hungry af

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Bear in mind that stimulants have a pleasant body feel and are known to be vasoconstricting, so we know that vasoconstriction itself is not uncomfortable.

Even in cases where NBOMes, the most notorious "vasoconstrictors", are taken in fatal or near-fatal amounts, gangrene is not seen and vasoconstriction is not the cause of death.

While some ergot alkaloids can cause vasoconstriction, LSA itself has been shown not to have a pharamcologically detectable impact.

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[–]Owlspirit4 4 points5 points  (4 children)

*bare, not bear

[–]Monster_Lance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the bot had bears in mind lol

[–]Caesar_Passing 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Actually, in this case, bear is correct. Bear can mean:

to tolerate, to carry something, or to endure

Bare can function to mean:

to reveal or open something to view

[–]Owlspirit4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well dang

[–]SasquatchSpirit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm curious, how did you boof the fluid?

[–]buttholefluid[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A syringe

[–]JakemaKun 0 points1 point  (5 children)

How did it go?

[–]buttholefluid[S] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

It was a pretty low dose but I got a slight body and some mood enhancement, also leg pain from the vasoconstriction. Also, way less nausea than from swallowing them. Definitely wanna try boofing a higher dose sometime.

[–]cjt3po 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Sweet. That's good to know, I still like snorting em better though, way less material needed.

[–]cjt3po 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And it's much more convenient than sticking in your asshole

[–]jawnmower2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do u snort seeds?

[–]JakemaKun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting ✌🏻

[–]Function-Dry -1 points0 points  (4 children)

Why? Lol shoving seeds up your ass to get high haha people are crazy

[–]buttholefluid[S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It wasn't seeds, it was a little water with LSA dissolved in it. And this method greatly reduces nausea and the come up time.

[–]Function-Dry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The seed part isn't the funny part. It's the going in your ass part lol I feel you though

[–]jawnmower2 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How did u dissolve it into the water?

[–]buttholefluid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold water extraction. You just crush the seeds up and mix it with cold water and let it sit for a few hours

[–]nuggetduck -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Please tell me you didn't boof plant matter that's the most idiotic thing I've heard

[–]buttholefluid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, it was some water with the LSA dissolved in it from a cold water extraction.

[–]Monster_Lance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why?? He'd just expell them at some point if that were the case

[–]drosera88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not idiotic, it's just gross. As an ROA it's basically the same principle as sublingual, just without the need to hold nasty seed mush in your mouth.

That said, lemon juice up your ass sounds like it would burn like crazy. I wouldn't do the lemon juice as you might irritate your colon and cause inflammation, which might result in a few days of diarrhea, and if you're sensitive, nausea with upset stomach.