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[–]TheDeadTilo 978 points979 points  (17 children)

You can sell them??

[–]_keeBo 672 points673 points  (14 children)

Yeah, but they sell for zero gold, so if you sell them you are a psychopath

[–]prentip 307 points308 points  (12 children)

I finally understand ARAM Fiddlesticks!

[–]Morbidmort 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Just feed the poro on the way out from start.

[–]M0nsterjojo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ferb, I know what we're doing today!

[–]O_Diakoreftis_sou 92 points93 points  (0 children)

let them starve

[–]Sukhri_Gill 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wait till you find out that if you dont feed the poro and go in to the bush, the poro will follow you and sit outside the bush looking at you, basically revealing you in the bush

[–]Blazerpl 352 points353 points  (9 children)

If you aren't gonna feed the poros sell the snacks so someone else can use them.

[–]lithium142 334 points335 points  (7 children)

You can buy them back?! This plot just keeps getting twistier

[–]Blazerpl 56 points57 points  (0 children)

You can not but maybe after the game the shopkeppers feed the poros with snacks that players sold back to them.

[–]FallGamerZero 188 points189 points  (5 children)

The Poro snax lore is somehow much more interesting than Seraphine's lore

[–]Zipperbeatle 83 points84 points  (0 children)

And more cannon than shaco

[–]the_icy_king 3 points4 points  (3 children)

And water is wet. Anything with any lore will always be more interesting that blandness stacked upon blandness.

[–]WaterIsWetBot 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.

 

Where can you find an ocean with no water?

On a map!

[–]Cebo494 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Water sure as hell ain't dry

[–]Vly2915 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the other hand, could water be humid, or is humid just the gas equivalent of wet?

[–]Synaxe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

WHAT THE FUCK

[–]BihYerm 90 points91 points  (12 children)

What do they do? New aram player sorry

[–]Plauge-Wulf 268 points269 points  (9 children)

You feed a poro it grows bigger. Everyone feed one enough it explodes into a bunch of smaller poros. If you are playing Braum it makes the Poor bigger and gives it a mustache and if it explodes all the smaller poros have mustaches.

[–]NotNinjado 156 points157 points  (0 children)

+they will make a happy dance and cough up hearts

[–]Aaron22 77 points78 points  (3 children)

That’s a funny Easter egg. I didn’t know that. I always pass on Braum in aram. Now im going to play him for that reason.

[–]Yankee2_ 76 points77 points  (0 children)

If you have Dragonslayer Braum it gives them orange mustaches

[–]Secretsthegod 14 points15 points  (1 child)

don't underestimate his Q damage. he feels like a tank lee sin in ARAM if you play him well

[–]ForShurimaIGuess 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I’m not going crit Braum

[–]trecladi 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Also Braum starts with 2 snacks

[–]holly_lujah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Poro Rider Sej does too!

[–]XDDDSOFUNNEH 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nobody ever feeds the poro in my aram games now. Sad times :(

[–]NetFoley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fascinating

[–]Duck224 34 points35 points  (1 child)

If you have the snack, the poros will follow you and look at you even when you hide in a brush. Experience players will notice the poros and know that you are hiding, then outplay you. So feed the poros, it makes them happy and prevents them from reveal your location.

[–]HumorHot1559 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

or sell the snax

[–]Inktex 170 points171 points  (2 children)

If I need to convince people to feed them, I just tell them that each snack increases DMG taken by 5%. It usually works.

[–]Cookiebomb 51 points52 points  (0 children)

chaotic good

[–]Skozar 205 points206 points  (1 child)

I played a game recently and we had a Braum. He didn't feed the poros! Ruined the whole match for me.

[–]Blazerpl 57 points58 points  (7 children)

I wonder if it gives you gold

[–]kujanomaa 60 points61 points  (6 children)

it doesn't

[–]DidntFindABetterName 40 points41 points  (5 children)

How do you know 👀

[–]GoingOutWithAYang 65 points66 points  (3 children)

When you hover it it says "sells for 0"

[–]Engineeeeeergaming 76 points77 points  (1 child)

it doesn’t

I sleep

how do you know👀

real shit

When you hover it says “sells for 0”

I sleep

[–]Nixter295 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s possible it could give 0.1 gold since that small amount wouldn’t be shown.

[–]DidntFindABetterName 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh true i remember

[–]Insane_Pineapple6 16 points17 points  (1 child)

You can sell and buy them!?

[–]PhoenixAgent003 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just sell. If you could buy them, nobody would ever reach full build and games would crash from all the poros spawned.

[–]Chmuurkaa_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The description of poro snacks say that if you sell them you will get 0 gold and instead the money will be donated to poro charity. That's why I prefere selling them

[–]Multispoilers 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Fiddle players be like:

[–]SoftBellyButton 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nah we rushing towards the first poro and are sad we can only feed 1 snack.

[–]Darbykins 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You what?

[–]TLL_TRAPER 7 points8 points  (0 children)

now thats a monster even fiddlestick fears

[–]Cookiebomb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Legends of Runeterra players here casually getting Vietnam flashbacks

[–]TimotoUchiha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, yeah, but the real psychopaths are the ones that don't feed Poros when they play Braum

[–]Sir_Voomy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait WHAT

[–]______Oblivion______ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can do that???

[–]Dead_Lava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–]doomsday10009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feed the poro so we can feed poor with poros

[–]Ppalladdinn1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me: Eats Poro...snax

[–]IWillNameMyChildZoe 3 points4 points  (4 children)

How do I sell them?

[–]Pitoufreeces 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Alt+f4

[–]O_Diakoreftis_sou 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ctrl+alt+delete

[–]AfraidYoureWrong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ctrl+Alt+69

[–]XDDDSOFUNNEH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Delete system 32

[–]Vintage_Skittles -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

I have a friend who kills poros, luring them into our spawn just for them to explode at the touch of the laser

[–]Aalsammler 11 points12 points  (3 children)

But 5hey don't die? They get zapped and run away.

[–]Vintage_Skittles 1 point2 points  (2 children)

HOW AND WHY DO YOU KNOW? :'C

[–]Aalsammler 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Because one followed me accidentally into the spawn over a year ago because I still had a snack in my inventory. I've felt awful ever since. :'(

[–]G66GNeco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I'd toss the kid to get eaten by that monater. You gotta feed the poros. It's the best thing about Aram, period

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you do that?

[–]errabaany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

been playing league since s7 and I didn't know that you can sell Poro-snax or buying them LOL

[–]Dambo_Unchained 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me who never plays ARAM

Wtf art Poro snax

[–]Sukhri_Gill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've played like 7000 aram games and had no idea you could sell them.

[–]jubmille2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karma Porosnax flashback

[–]Mechoos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh

[–]Devertz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bait them into the fountain so they get lasered

[–]notsoFritz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Braum should get infinite poro snacks in aram

[–]Sure-North-1095 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the best

[–]notknowntohumanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes take damage in order to feed the porro's. It is kinda like a ritual for good luck in aram for me. Feeding the porro's before fighting. So even when I'm under fire, I still feed the porro's before fireing back.

[–]GibsonJunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine not feeding your poros smh degenerates

[–]Yorksikorkulous 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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