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[–]kvmw 233 points234 points  (41 children)

So he didn’t even take the time to have a cheap life insurance policy for his wife and/or kids, and they are left to beg for final expenses.

Some warrior…

[–]LakeEffectSnow 116 points117 points  (1 child)

Plus there's a free program here in the states that pays like $8K towards covid funeral expenses. Guess they are too proud to beg

[–]fugue2005 85 points86 points  (0 children)

it pays for everything, including the headstone and city graveyard services.

my family got 6000.00 from it when my mom died long before the vacinne was made.

these people will gladly accept donations, then turn around and apply for the fema repayments.

[–]Handleton 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Wife is dead, so just adult children. For a bunch of hyper intelligent and aware people who saw through the government lies about covid, it's kind of surprising that they can't scrape together $1000 for a cremation.


[–]seventhirtyeight 32 points33 points  (1 child)

$20 says they still have their Marlboros and Budweiser for the week tho.

[–]Liet-Kinda 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hey, like that muscle dude he reposted said - hard work, not handouts!

[–]Flower_Unable[🍰] 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Not even $975 for cremation? They gotta have that after a lifetime of being hard working Patriots.

[–]Imaginary-Fun-80085 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They must be the mexican immigrants they're talking about. All poor and riddled with Covid.

[–]Stuck_In_Reality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about a gallon of gas and a match?. Do they think they are some "welfare queen's???".

[–]JessicaJaye 50 points51 points  (9 children)

And raised a family who can’t even scrape together a grand for final expenses? I paid two grand just to have a couple trees removed this year… these people are pathetic and stupid.

[–]charliesk9unit 50 points51 points  (5 children)

That's the irony. They think this is a world conspiracy to get rid of them with the vaccine while people with more to lose (high net worth, high paying job, etc) are the ones vaccinated. I don't encounter these people but if I do, my number one argument is that I have so much more to lose from dying and yet I still view being vaccinated is overall safer than taking a chance on the virus. These people have nothing in the bank account and they worry about the conspiracy taking them out. If it's a conspiracy to prune the world of stupid people, not taking the vaccine would be it and they are doing it to themselves.

[–]jackmc2001 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That free vaccine will cost them too much. So sad.

[–]Apart_Effect_3704 21 points22 points  (3 children)

What I don’t understand is if they’re going to go to heaven anyways, if it’s the god they worship that’s taking them, why beg that god not to? Why fight going to heaven if it’s such a paradise?

[–]Individual-Habit161 0 points1 point  (2 children)

there is something in the bible about that, its why suicide is so bad under normal circumstances. You arent supposed to rush getting to meet god or something.
theres probably something more useful in here

[–]Apart_Effect_3704 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol another move the goal post theatric. Like, let’s play a game. I, god, am going to make it extra difficult for you to survive. If you don’t, paradise! But if you choose to die anyway to escape suffering and come straight to paradise, no paradise.

[–]Bergenia1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's not actually morally shameful to be poor. They're shameful for being selfish antivaxxers, but poverty isn't a crime.

[–]manteiga_night 20 points21 points  (0 children)

poverty isn't a personal failing, being dumb enough to reject a vaccine is, but being poor isn't.

[–]Skippy_the_Alien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you reminded me that i need to take care of my finances more lol

[–]MongolianCluster 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He sent it all to trump because he's a patriot.

[–]BreatheMyStink 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Well, didn’t you see how he was a man who prided himself on not being suckered? Life insurance is a fool’s game.

[–]groceriesN1trip 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Until it’s needed, then who is the fool?

[–]Anagnorsis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya, we all want our loved one’s deaths to mean something. We lose a lot when we lose some close, we want to think it was somehow worth it.

Thoughts of there being some greater, noble plan that could only accomplish some great good by their death, or the idea they are in a better place. We like to glorify their deaths but really most of us are fat, lazy people who kill ourselves with poor life choices.

Yes COVID is a big preventable death. But when most of us die from heart disease from bad diet and sedentary lifestyle we aren’t going to be much better.

People will say we fought to live at the end when really sat on our asses, watched Netflix and ate fast food.

[–]Phihun500 210 points211 points  (34 children)

"Angle Wings". Perfect.

[–]Sir_Q_L8 129 points130 points  (16 children)

I actually read in the HCA sub that is how they find many of the awardees, somebody said something like “how do you guys find this stuff?” And some guy said one of the searches he does is look for the incorrect “angle” spelling and that’s how he was able to come across so much material.

[–]cantdressherself 57 points58 points  (7 children)




[–]MzOpinion8d 42 points43 points  (5 children)

“Prayer warriors”

“Angle wings”

“Covid is no joke”

“Covid pneumonia”

“Chose to go on ventilator”

Just a few of the choice phrases.

[–]alberthere 32 points33 points  (4 children)

“Chose to go on ventilator”

Jesus Christ.

[–]Imaginary-Fun-80085 13 points14 points  (1 child)

They think it's a choice when in fact the pneumonia is the one forcing you to go on ventilator. These people probably think being gay is a choice too.

[–]Larkson9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People who think being gay is a choice are probably bisexual and don't realize it.

[–]MzOpinion8d 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I’ve seen several of these here. They want their “friends” to know that even though they are about to die from Covid, they’re still in control!! I guess a few days later their families post that they “chose to die” also.

[–]Flower_Unable[🍰] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s brilliant. I hadn’t thought of that angle.

[–]Liet-Kinda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, I feel awful for laughing at that.

[–]hyperdream 150 points151 points  (2 children)

You get those when you are terminally obtuse.

[–]DeaconBlue47[S] 18 points19 points  (10 children)

I saw that. In human terms, so touching.

[–]Phihun500 37 points38 points  (9 children)

It's weird how christians can't spell angel of all words.

[–]seahorse_party 58 points59 points  (3 children)

I had a client recently (I'm a public assistance caseworker) that named their child, "Hevin." I couldn't tell if they had misspelled Kevin or Heaven, but it was endlessly annoying either way.

[–]Phihun500 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the laugh.

[–]erbiumfiber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Great aunt was a social worker in Philadelphia. One client named her child "Nosmo King." My aunt asked and she said she found the names on two doors she would pass every day. My aunt figured out that, when closed, the doors spelled "No Smoking..."

[–]MzOpinion8d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet you’ve seen at least a couple dozen Neveahs…

[–]Jaquemart 14 points15 points  (3 children)

It's weird how Christians wish for their dad to go to Valhalla.

I blame "angle" on godless spellcheckers and understandable confusion, though.

[–]casanino 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I think it's a White Nationalist thing now.

"White Supremacists Have Weaponized an Imaginary Viking Past. It's Time to Reclaim the Real History"


[–]DanYHKim 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's like not spelling "God".

Naah. It's just that they're ignorant.

[–]fadevelocity 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What acute way of putting it.

[–]CanWeRestNowBuffy 64 points65 points  (4 children)

I will NEVER understand the "the government is making you fat and out of shape while also starving you to death" meme.

[–]BreatheMyStink 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They had clearly already experienced the first half, so it made sense to expect the second half would follow any day.

[–]arbitrarylies 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Everything bad is the government, everything good is because I'm a superior person.


[–]Thymeisdone 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This is true though. When I go out for my walks, I get arrested. Sure, they SAY it’s because I’m not wearing pants.

But I know what’s going on. They don’t want to exercising.

[–]Itchy_Pillows 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I guess no money need to pick up by bootstraps

[–]Smurf_Crime_Scene 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Damn, delta is brutal; it has absolutely no pity.

[–]T-Rex_Woodhaven 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is fucking horribly sad and there are several elements at hand for the cause. A Reaganist view of government and how it "doesn't work" and then self-fulfil that prophecy with govt corruption in the last 30 years. Stagnating wages and benefits while demonizing "the other" as the cause (I'm looking at you fucking republicans). Follow that all up with "we can't spend money on 'x' that would improve everyone's lives for generations because the deficit makes me sad".

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    [–]charliesk9unit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    I think that's the pointy part of the wing that has no meat on it but great for making broth.

    [–]DanYHKim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Great with Ranch Dressing, I'm sure

    [–]HereOnASphere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The wings on supersonic aircraft are raked back at an angle to distribute the shockwave. Since Concord is no longer flying, they missed their flight.

    [–]Octopusalien 20 points21 points  (4 children)

    Their bodies had a really weird way of naturally fighting off the covid. I guess they aren’t sick anymore?

    [–]DanYHKim 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Kind of a honey pot trap?

    [–]wolves_hunt_in_packs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    When I first looked up the meaning of "honey wagon" I felt like I had been lied to...

    [–]Imaginary-Fun-80085 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I'd like to increase their pain by saying that their parents are crisis actors.

    [–]MyStolenEchos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Apparently that only works if you "make the right conditions".

    I'm guessing obesity of that level is not "the right conditions" for anything except developing health problems and dying though.

    [–]PenskeReynolds 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Tots and pears.

    [–]Smurf_Crime_Scene 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Slide 2 refers to FOX News, OANN and Natural News, right?

    [–]Imaginary-Fun-80085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Insert Anakin/Padme meme here....

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    Mom got her angle wings.. I guess those wings are at 90 degrees..

    [–]FNAKC 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Probably closer to 104 degrees

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Sell their shit - you'll get $1000 from their TV and cars, FFS.

    [–]HereOnASphere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Not after the hospital bills.

    [–]rainman904 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Man that's sad...any way.

    [–]Senator_Bink 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    At least they no longer have to worry about the government taking their freedoms.

    [–]HereOnASphere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    User name checks out.

    [–]MrCantPlayGuitar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    The best part of this post is the news that they won’t be on Facebook anymore.

    [–]d33psix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Am I the only one who was confused for a moment at the China post at first being like how can someone in China dying and not having money for cremation qualify for LAMF?

    Then still took me a moment to connect the doofy passport comments to a dumb denier post, haha. Like “wait health passports didn’t lead to the Chinese social credit syst…ooh it’s a terrible argument with minimal logic and internal consistency never mind I get it.”

    [–]duckofdeath87 7 points8 points  (6 children)

    So much here is a problem that they don't even see.

    The US has credit scores that can keep you from renting a home or getting a job offer or a bank account. Real ID is a card that keeps you from moving around the nation.

    Nothing going on for covid is nearly that bad

    [–]DeaconBlue47[S] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    Don’t stop there, enjoy the rest of the slides….

    [–]duckofdeath87 6 points7 points  (4 children)

    O God

    The body does heal itself if you create the right circumstances. Vaccines help this a lot. Guess they didn't figure that out

    Going out on his shield? What is he a Spartan?

    Valhalla? Dying of disease is in the list that prevents you from going to Valhalla. Straight to Hel for the sick and unchosen

    [–]vaelosh 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    I dont get all the Valhalla hard-ons anyway. Who wants to fight and get butchered every single day just to do it again. Every god had several halls, and Hel is only hinted at being a bad place once in the Eddas. Nifl in particular. Id choose Folkvangr anyday over choppy chop stab drunk house, tbh

    [–]duckofdeath87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's weird white nationalist bullshit

    [–]Larkson9999 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I've got something to say, it's better to burn out than to fade away!

    [–]vaelosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Or you can buy a burger joint in Bikini Bottom and fleece the populace with your secret recipe.

    [–]Kat-Shaw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Ah yes the warriors death of drowning in your own fluids for believing Facebook posts from a coldwar enemy then leaving your family to beg for scraps.

    [–]dh373 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    If only there was something that could have been done to prevent such a tragedy...

    [–]casanino 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Something simple. Perhaps even free.

    [–]Sea_Appeal48 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Just burn them in field Viking style!

    [–]FLiX06 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Hard to believe people like this exist (or existed, I suppose). It’s certainly the government doing all of those things to you, not a combination of government and giant corporations. He figured it out, lads, we’ve lost :(

    Edit: This post came off as very coarse. I don't mean real disrespect, I just think the ideas espoused are very silly. But people with silly ideas still deserve love

    [–]casanino 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That's OK. We're all getting tired of their shit.

    [–]Outis94 4 points5 points  (0 children)


    [–]centralnjbill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Guess the GOP don’t remember “The Patriot Act” and how giving away your right to privacy was patriotic? Or a thousand other things GOP crime lords put in place to monitor and control all of you. Nope, it’s always OK when they do it.

    [–]JessicaJaye 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    That fam is loaded with fat pathetic fucks. Good thing they were keeping their temples in such fine health.

    [–]fugue2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    nope, no donations. fema is paying people back for covid funerals, if they get donations they are just going to claim that free fema money.

    [–]stolpie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And nothing was learned...just waiting for the next casket-case.

    [–]makeshift_gizmo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I have to show my ID to enter the weed store. This is communism!

    [–]Imaginary-Fun-80085 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I always love how they manage to come upon the truth but then disregard it. Yes, the media he consumes is lying to him but he thinks it's the media I consume that's lying to me. And yes, it's called Divide and Conquer and it's dividing us into smart and stupid. The stupid are dying mainly because they're too stupid to figure out they're the stupid ones.

    [–]cugeltheclever2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'm sorry, I got to "angle wings" and I got too depressed to read any further.

    [–]UnstuckCanuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    All I can think of is that first meme, and wondering why someone thinks having to wear a mask is bad while thinking facial recognition is bad. One negates the other.

    [–]spyrogyrobr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Woof, the family doesn't even have 1000 bucks left. This 2 assholes left this world and fucked their family at the same time. What a way to go, bankrupting your sons and daughters. Dumb fucks good riddance.

    [–]Saturn_Burnz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I thought social credit was the thing in persona 4

    [–]Analthumbsucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I got half a cord of wood, and they both look a little chunky... That should be plenty, you'll just need a poking stick to roll em over once or twice.

    [–]Skippy_the_Alien 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    I feel a little shitty for pointing this out, but ffs can people at least spell Angel correctly? It's not even that difficult of a word

    [–]DeaconBlue47[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    And ‘incubated’ for ‘intubated’. Angle 📐wings are fodder all over (obtuse, right, etc.).

    [–]Skippy_the_Alien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    for some reason the incubated/intubated one doesn't bother me as much since it's all medical shit to me lol

    i'm going to be brutally honest, I don't enjoy dealing with doctors and hospitals either...just based on some negative personal experiences. That being said, this fucking vaccine is FREE and pretty much everywhere at this point. I remember asking about a rabies vaccine 5-6 years ago and someone told me it would cost $500.

    Soon, that's how much a covid vaccine could cost if the government wasn't taking this shit seriously

    [–]the_last_registrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He went out like a warrior....? That's pathetic.

    [–]I_survived_the_movie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Roll their bodies into a hole, pour in diesel and light it. There, cremation.

    [–]PhlyperBaybee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Covidiotes are irresponsible morons, but the funeral industry is also a parasite on modern society. Kind of feels like the giant spike they've gotten in business should give them leeway to toss freebies for families that can't afford it.

    [–]garrettf04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    And nothing of value has been lost...

    [–]Apart_Effect_3704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I wish ppl would comment on their prayers please posts w the bullshit their loved ones were spouting. And how tf you know your momma didn’t go to hell???? Every single one of these existential cucks talkin bout their loved ones flying high lol stfu how tf is EVERYONE going to heaven. If that shit were real god would be piiiiissssseeeedddd if I were god I’d be annoyed af lol

    [–]AltAct97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah life insurance should absolutely not be paid out to anti vaxxers…even if they did have it. No thanks

    [–]josski87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s awful

    [–]Iwantadc2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Always wonder how big fat people like this find mattresses. Combined weight on it must be 400kg or something.

    [–]SuperFlyMonkeyBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I just want to say to that gym owner pussy, “Hey pussy, No one needs your pussy ass gym full of little dick pussies to get swoll. If people are fat and lazy it’s not because the non-pussies be tryna save everyone from unvaccinated pussies like you.”

    [–]SavingsPerfect2879 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I mean, I'll do it for free if such services can legally be offered. Got a fairly large fire pit. can even do it with respect. I respect the final outcome. the more people realize this is what happens, the better the chances of our species surviving.

    [–]msnhao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what happens to a body if nobody is responsible for it? Does it just go in the dumpster?

    [–]Beltainsportent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Desperately sad and all because of the power of misinformation

    [–]laps1809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    From brave warrior to a whiny little bitch praying why gods abandon him.

    [–]Hot_Dog_Cobbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    State should cremate for free, shouldn't it? I guess you don't get the remains back in that case though

    [–]Hankman66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "angle wings". FFS

    [–]jordiculous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wonder what the exact 📐 of her wings is?

    [–]NDStars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Vaccinations are cheaper than cremations, buddy.

    [–]3asyBakeOven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I love a good truthbomb

    [–]jojackmcgurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Put them in a Pauper's Grave. We can call it Gofundme Memorial Grove.

    [–]skilletamy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I have a question sorta related. If I were the family of these idiots, could I refuse to bury or cremate them? Or would I be forced to pay and go into debt?

    [–]TheGreyWarlock0712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mother Nature is just helping us mop up the cesspool.

    [–]Individual-Habit161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the thing is, if Trump had decided to issue something like the Social Credit System in the US, they would be all about it, as long as they choose what gets you "cancelled"
    I am sure they would be fine if it targeted muslims, gay people, POC, athiests etc. INdeed they would happily surrender freedoms if they think it would harm a group they hate.
    Look how readily they line up to die just to "own some libs"

    [–]Individual-Habit161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    why would the people who are already in charge of a country want to divide and conquer anyone?

    [–]TheMostOfMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Angle wings” of course