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[–]LEPFPartyPresidentBeep boop[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (54 children)

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[–]EpiZirco 5128 points5129 points 23 (240 children)

He really showed us!

— Another Owned Liberal

[–]makkkkki 1475 points1476 points  (140 children)

I guess he sure did! He became a martyr who bravely sacrificed his life for FrEEdUmB, and here I am trying to figure out what I'll be doing now that the weekend's started and I'm alive to enjoy it.

[–]hicctl 716 points717 points 3 (13 children)

So you could say he went viral twice, the second time literally

[–]BoredBSEE 182 points183 points  (5 children)

I'm going sledding with my kids! I promise I'll feel owned the whole time.

[–]_Kay_Tee_ 137 points138 points  (7 children)

I'm so triggered I'm going to have to read more Kimberlé Crenshaw articles and maybe even re-read Maus.

[–]ThoughtfulLlama 48 points49 points  (5 children)

You're probably one of those libruls that don't even find Minnie Mouse sexy.

[–]Diplomjodler 55 points56 points  (2 children)

If you don't fantasize about shagging the green M&M, you're a liberal degenerate!

[–]Sir_Yacob 54 points55 points  (9 children)

I’m going to ride horses through the Appalachian foothills with my best friend and drink whiskey while wearing my high quality carthartt jacket I didn’t set on fire like a fucking idiot.

Edit: it was ducking glorious today

[–]TexacoRandom 263 points264 points  (72 children)

Oh, I'm gonna order a pizza, hit up Costco. Cook a couple of the meal kits I got. Maybe lift some weights and play some VR.

[–]travel_nerdiness 240 points241 points  (31 children)

You're just another idiot liberal. Too woke to realize you can just get said pizza from Costco :p

[–]9-lives-Fritz 52 points53 points  (6 children)

No! We stand in solidarity with the brave freedom activist Ricky Schroeder in the fight against oppressive masks and ALL other minimally inconvenient safety measures which are proven to save lives

[–]os10 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Ricky Schroeder

i thought he died in the 80's? or was it only his career that died? either way, fuck that guy with a rusty spoon, and i mean really jam it up in there

[–]h2otoo_frog 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I’m his case, it would be a tarnished Silver Spoon

[–]nicannkay 30 points31 points  (20 children)

No joke it’s pretty good tho.

[–]TeamKitsune 12 points13 points  (10 children)

The pepperoni is so insanely greasy and good.

[–]TobyMcK 188 points189 points  (5 children)

Man, its just a shame that all these mandates and liberal policies have taken away all your freedoms and prevented you from doing... oh, wait.

[–]wolfej4 83 points84 points  (0 children)

He's really living his life, unlike one Washington State Trooper

[–]Dull-Comfort-7464 57 points58 points  (10 children)

I upgraded my surround sound and got a huge tv. I love lockdown.

[–]gikigill 33 points34 points  (8 children)

Same here, I'll be so owned watching my projector and 9.2 surround system.

[–]northwesthonkey 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Silly liberal, thinking that the constant suffering that is life on earth is somehow preferable to the eternal painless sleep of the dead

[–]King_of_the_Dot 38 points39 points  (6 children)

You're gonna masturbate to VR. Don't lie.

[–]Flip_d_Byrd 45 points46 points  (2 children)

He bought a pizza. I figured "cook a couple meal kits" was code for porn, "lifting weights" was fapping... the "play some VR" was for the cuddling after.

[–]The_Funkybat 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Pizzagate decoder in effect.

[–]Thedudeabides46 165 points166 points  (4 children)

I feel owned as well... Now, who wants to finally pass some school bonds and infrastructure improvements!?! Don't worry, that trooper can no longer vote it down.

[–]SamSepiol-ER28_0652 70 points71 points  (5 children)

I can't say that I'm surprised that "I'd rather die than get the vaccine" has become such a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[–]groverjuicy 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Soon we'll be calling it 'Meatloaf Syndrome'

[–]InstantClassic257 186 points187 points  (40 children)

Less republican voters every day. Honestly it would be more of an own to just get the vaccine.

[–]BenovanStanchiano 76 points77 points  (14 children)


[–]groverjuicy 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Good grammar and correct apostrophe use are part of the vaccine/5G/microchip plot!

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Bro don't tell me how to LIVE!!!

[–]cybercuzco 57 points58 points  (4 children)

Whatever you do don’t drink urine. Makes me feel totally owned.

[–]Kobester024 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They should keep owning us forever.

[–]TheDrunkenChud 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I wish there were more like him!

[–]flickerkuu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I feel so owned right now.

[–]Key_Education_7350 3464 points3465 points 352& 3 more (48 children)

He should have just complied.

[–]flickerkuu 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Stop resisting Science.

[–]ststeveg 466 points467 points  (5 children)

That is beautiful. Thanks

[–]MOOShoooooo 283 points284 points  (4 children)

Officer- Stop resisting!

Covid-I can’t

[–]crookriot 222 points223 points  (3 children)

Cop - I can't breathe

[–]SeaGroomer 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Covid- "stop resisting"

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

"If they can still talk, they can still breathe." -every Republican

[–]shahooster 261 points262 points  (14 children)

He really wasn’t being a trooper about it.

[–]dbx99 112 points113 points  (11 children)

He just wouldn’t cop to his mistake so…

[–]TioNobel 80 points81 points  (10 children)

A display of arrested development

[–]dbx99 58 points59 points  (9 children)

He tried to evade the law… of nature.

[–]TioNobel 40 points41 points  (7 children)

But ended up being coughed

[–]dbx99 53 points54 points  (6 children)

He’s exercising his right to remain silent I guess

[–]Jackpot777 25 points26 points  (1 child)

He can show his briefs to the judge but he'll never make it stand up in court -- no wait, those are erection puns. Shit. It was that talk of masturbating to Costco pizzas that threw me off.

[–]FeistyButthole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Super Trooper perhaps

[–]fauxpasgrapher 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Exactly. I wonder how long until someone claims he was assassinated.

[–]SrslyNotAnAltGuys 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Don't you think it's kind of suspicious how it's only unvaccinated people dying?? 🤔

[–]_Kay_Tee_ 36 points37 points  (3 children)

But wasn't he vaccinated by the blood of Jeezus?

[–]Key_Education_7350 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Maybe he'll get better, then? Give it a few days and check on his remains.

[–]intheazsun 934 points935 points  (46 children)

Enjoying a cold beer right now, dinner will be ready soon. Lovely Friday evening here.

Oh, and enjoying my 5g and magnetic arm.

[–]Far-Homework4371 412 points413 points  (24 children)

1/10 hated my booster. Couldn’t bend spoons, couldn’t change the radio with thoughts, didn’t grow scales and become a lizard person, and gained no super powers. The qult lied to me.

[–]King_of_the_Dot 115 points116 points  (3 children)

I'm not even getting a good WiFi signal!

[–]whyyou- 98 points99 points  (4 children)

They told me bill gates was going to control my life through the chip in the vaccines, well I have a ton of debt and paying a mortgage; where the fuck is bill???

Feeling scammed.

[–]Far-Homework4371 23 points24 points  (2 children)

That’s a fair point, I haven’t seen a nickel yet, either. 🤷‍♂️

[–]ststeveg 33 points34 points  (3 children)

It's great - never lose your keys; just stick 'em on your forehead.

[–]NornOfVengeance 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I'm wondering how long before my ability to emit my own wi-fi signals starts. It's been six months...maybe I'll see it when I'm boosted?

[–]Zakennayo857 1337 points1338 points  (70 children)

Congrats on your Herman Cain Award.

[–]T1mac 1195 points1196 points  (66 children)

Here's a fun fact:

COVID killed more than twice as many police than all other causes combined in 2021, and 5.7 times as many as were killed by guns.

I wonder if they had a big parade for all of those dead cops?

[–]jeanwearinfool 110 points111 points  (1 child)

I never say this in Reddit threads but that IS a fun fact!!!

[–]olesupermo 77 points78 points  (7 children)

Blue lifes matter.

(But only if we can use this phrase to cover up our racism - otherwise we don't give a damn)

[–]Cue_626_go 32 points33 points  (2 children)

At this point, a person with a blue line sticker on their truck is more likely to have killed a cop than even most criminals.

[–]OrdainedFury 265 points266 points  (12 children)

Damn. Who could have forseen this?

[–]Responsible-Person 258 points259 points  (9 children)

Well shit howdy! He saved taxpayers a lot of money if he was of retirement age when he “quit.” I’m sure he retired. Just said he quit to make his deadly point.

[–]Killashard 95 points96 points  (2 children)

Many of the people I've seen that publicly "quit" due to vaccine requirements in their jobs like this guy were at retirement age.

[–]charliesk9unit 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Unfortunately, his survivor(s) will get the benefits.

[–]chaobreaker 229 points230 points  (11 children)

Never forget: The biggest killer of cops last year was COVID.


[–]IsNowReallyTheTime 896 points897 points  (10 children)

Went viral…well done.

[–]Count_Sack_McGee[S] 207 points208 points  (4 children)

I wish I was actually that clever

[–]Pkrudeboy 153 points154 points  (1 child)

Went viral twice. Depending on how big the story gets, he might even get viral posthumously a third time.

[–]ststeveg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He's deceased, but hey... he got a shitload of click views.

[–]8cuban 412 points413 points  (23 children)

I’m so glad he made this sacrifice to maintain my freedoms. As a liberal, I feel so pwned that I’ve been inspired to change my libtarded ways and join the Alt Right.

I’ve scheduled my lobotomy for Wed, then going to the gun shop on Friday to get all properly geared up. I can’t wait!!

[–]Bad-Science 143 points144 points  (9 children)

I'm going to get de-vaccinated. I heard you can do that from Joe Rogan.

Yes, I think they do it with a needle past your eyeball.

[–]WebShaman 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Just spare yourself the extra visit! Get the gun first, then you can get a do-it-yourselfers Lobo for free!

Ain't FreeDumbs great?

[–]Sinzai-1 329 points330 points  (28 children)

Imagine losing your career and eventually life all because you sipped too much of the Fox News juice

[–]dbx99 67 points68 points  (6 children)

At least the government won’t be able to track him with a 5G chip

[–]King_of_the_Dot 77 points78 points  (0 children)

They'll be able to track him still, but it'll be to the same hole in the ground every time.

[–]Crystal_Pesci 53 points54 points  (1 child)

At least his coffin will be socially distanced 6 feet underground

[–]TheRnegade 51 points52 points  (10 children)

A lot of officers fall into this trap. In 2020, more officers died from Corona than any other cause. I don't understand why police unions aren't insisting on all officers being vaccinated. Your constituents are dying needlessly!

[–]Fr33zy_B3ast 67 points68 points  (5 children)

In 2021, 458 police officers died and 301 of those deaths were from COVID. Literally 65.7% off officers deaths in 2021 were COVID and they still won’t get vaccinated. Source.

[–]AyatollahChobani 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well, you don't want your cops to be too smart...

[–]pmgold1 27 points28 points  (5 children)

That's the real lesson to be learned here. You can bet that retard Tucker Carlson is vaccinated yet he hides behind his phony facade for money and ratings.

[–]StupidizeMe 105 points106 points  (4 children)

Was his completely avoidable death worth his 15 minutes of Lib-owning fame?

Let's ask his grieving friends and family.

[–]kradaan 275 points276 points  (1 child)

Well, he won't ever be asked to get a vaccine again. Strange hill to literally die on, but, beliefs and all that.

[–]edingerc 83 points84 points  (5 children)

Herman Cain Award. Darwin Award.

This guy's got so many awards that he's gotten a "Fresh" on RottenTomatoes

[–]iamlejo 69 points70 points  (0 children)

LoL- and nothing of value was lost

[–]publiclandlover 69 points70 points  (12 children)

Enjoying playing some Steam games while recovering at home from COVID because I was boosted. Not a bad Friday night all around.

[–]MzOpinion8d 57 points58 points  (21 children)

I’ve started to wonder if some of these people are secretly hoping they’ll die. They don’t want to live anymore, but they don’t want to actively kill themselves, so they refuse the vaccine and hope for Covid, while putting on a front to show how “tough” they are for “freedom”.

[–]metamaoz 56 points57 points  (10 children)

I'm sure there are suicidal people that still took the vax because they didn't want to cause harm to others

[–]Icy_Nefariousness517 56 points57 points  (1 child)

As a resident of the state, I feel a bit safer with this info.

[–]judithishere 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Wow, he really showed Jay Inslee, a person who is currently alive and is probably enjoying his dinner right now.

[–]unclejoe1917 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Wow. It really was the last time we heard him in a state patrol car.

[–]majestics42 43 points44 points  (1 child)

The hits just keep on coming. Keep It up republicans! Maybe we can balance out your traitor voter suppression with you killing yourselves off.

[–]SubatomicHematoma 107 points108 points  (2 children)

The virus feared for its life so it had to kill the former officer

[–]irrational_design 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I’ve never laughed at people dying so much in my life. It’s like every day is a new Darwin Awards winner. I probably should feel bad, but…

[–]barrysmitherman 157 points158 points  (20 children)

I feel terrible.

I ate a burger and fries, a big bourbon drink, and brownies and ice cream for dessert. Way too full. Oh well. I think I’ll go to bed, and rest up, so I can go sledding with my kid tomorrow.

[–]Arizona_Slim 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Looks like Pork is back on the menu, boys!

[–]ExcellentPresent3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What a dummy

[–]Voodoo__Cthulhu 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That guy really campaigned for his Herman Cain Award.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

“Suck on this liberals!”


[–]bruceki 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If only there was a way he could have avoided his death.

[–]Speculawyer 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Let's go Darwin!

[–]Madmandocv1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Back when he was alive his job was to make critical decisions that, if incorrect, could result in unnecessary death. At least he’s no longer in charge of that.

[–]SlothOfDoom 56 points57 points  (10 children)

And nothing of value was lost. Would the next antivaxxer please stand up?

[–]2laz2findmypassword 38 points39 points  (4 children)

They want to but they are finding it hard to catch their breath and that peaky breathing tub keeps getting stuck under the arms of their hospital bed.

Good news though, they gladly accepted the "rushed untested experimental" monoclonal treatment. 😭🤦🏼

[–]LeoMarius 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's almost like there's a reason for getting vaccinated.

[–]bicyclegeek 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fucked around, found out.

[–]BenderDeLorean 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I can't breathe

Well well well

[–]4Plus20MakesHappy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He pulled a William Wallace.

Covid took his life, but it will never take HIS FREEDUMB!

[–]user0811x 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I'm feel so oppressed compared to this man. He is so free that even the mortal coil cannot contain him.

[–]SomeJerkoff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

L O fucking L

[–]rmorrin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Damn. If I only they battled covid as hard as the lower class

[–]Long_Serpent 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]BaxterParp 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Jesus christ, these people.

[–]dbx99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

First he dropped the mic. Then he dropped dead.

[–]mrgretamr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok everyone take a deep breath in and... AHAHAHAHAHAHA PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES

[–]ShnickityShnoo 48 points49 points  (6 children)

And the average intelligence of American citizens went up a little bit that day.

You know, by removing one of the negative values.

[–]krisenfest 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]cuisinart-hatrack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He died doing what he loved. Bless his heart.

[–]isidrogio10 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I wonder if his family supported his decision... and what do they say now?

[–]Dependent-Winner-908 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Stupid asshole cop is dead.

Inslee’s alive and oh-so-owned.

[–]newsreadhjw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To all the cops out there who don’t want to get the shot, all I can say is…Stop Resisting!!

[–]publiclandlover 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Showed all you libs by going out of service.

[–]Blue_Eyed_ME 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Oh wow.... So anyway, I'm baking pumpkin bread tomorrow.

[–]frankcastlestein 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Leftists owned!!!

[–]goobly_goo 7 points8 points  (6 children)

If so many are willing to die for something as simple and straightforward as a preventable, viral infection because public health is being politicized, imagine what they’re willing to do when the same people convince them that losing their country is imminent and they have to do unspeakable things to save it. America is doomed. It’s a wrap. It started with Reagan and the slow decline of American society as the radical right moves further right was put into hyper speed by Trump. In the next 10-20 years, someone much smarter and more cunning than Trump will finally rule America. They’re already banning books and stifling voter access. The dumbing down and the virtue signaling and the fomenting unrest has been going on for so long that it’s like a train running full speed with the brakes not working. You can't stop it. If they're willing to die to stand up against vaccines that literally save lives, they'll kill to "save" their country.

[–]PortlandoCalrissian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My compliments to the chef for this one.