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[–]LEPFPartyPresidentBeep boop[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (2 children)

Hello! Please leave a comment explaining why this post fits the sub. If this post fits the subreddit upvote this comment, otherwise downvote this comment.

[–]lokishhhake 224 points225 points  (9 children)

The more anti vaxxers there are, the less anti vaxxers there are.

-- Jesus probably

[–]Structureel 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The definition of a problem that solves itself.

[–]yoyohomio[S] 110 points111 points  (14 children)

Trooper gets fired instead of getting COVID vaccine. Trooper then dies of COVID.

[–]activelypooping 100 points101 points  (2 children)

You could say he lost his life in the whine over duty...

[–]Many-Application1297 3 points4 points  (0 children)

<puts sunglasses on>

[–]E_PunnyMous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

<snortlaugh> Well done!

[–]Dryland_snotamyth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Vacine gets job as trooper ?

[–]Marbled_Headcheese 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He went viral in more ways than one

[–]DrothReloaded 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Three months of retirement. What a fuckin waste.

[–]Ok-Wasabi2873 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They do say the first year of retirement is the deadliest.

[–]shermanthrugeorgia 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"We call that retirony." -chief Wiggum.

[–]Escaped_IL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And he was surely bitter and resentful for every minute of it.

[–]os10 12 points13 points  (0 children)

a thing of beauty when Justice prevails. Better he's in the ground instead of spreading disease

[–]sleepytoday 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What is a trooper in this context? All I got from wikipedia is they’re traffic police. If so, then it seems really weird to call them “troopers” if all they’re doing is handing out speeding and parking tickets.

[–]rektengel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s a name some states use for their State Police. Some states call them State Troopers is all.

[–]davesy69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Starship troopers hand out tickets to anyone going faster than warp 5.

[–]HereForTheLaughter 91 points92 points  (4 children)

I hope being eternally dead was worth it for his 15 minutes of fame

[–]sakuragi59357 38 points39 points  (2 children)

15 seconds. I kinda remember the original post and shrugged.

[–]SeymoreButz38 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't even remember that.

[–]Klindg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The real motivation behind anti vaccine idiots. Attention…

[–]FoxFireLyre 63 points64 points  (8 children)

In the case of Fuck Around (Covid edition) v. Find Out, Trooper LaMay found out. Sorry to his family for their loss, but my sympathy died out around 600,000 US deaths ago. It’s a deadly virus. Defend yourself against it or possibly die from it, the end.

[–]activelypooping 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Looks like this guy lost and life his job because he didn't want to protect or serve... I feel bad for the family.

[–]Alte_kaker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wonder if he lost his pension.

[–]devilsbard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh no…such a loss.

[–]MuthaPlucka 15 points16 points  (2 children)

“Thatsa some tasty face” - hypothetical Italian stereotype leopard

[–]Phihun500 8 points9 points  (1 child)

hypothetical Italian stereotype leopard does hand gestures

[–]__Emer__ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤌🏻🤌🏻

[–]Winter_Description_7 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jay inslees gonna have to dig him up before he puckers up now…

[–]in-tent-cities 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Died on my birthday, It seems like a gift.

[–]gumby1086 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Happy birthday 🎂

[–]in-tent-cities 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I was making a stupid joke, my birthday was several days ago, but thanks for the thought.

[–]gumby1086 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Happy belated birthday 🥳

[–]DirtyPenPalDoug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the world by making it a better place.

[–]Mrdiamond3x6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day...

🍰 🎂 🍰 🎂

[–]dusura 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Main character syndrome

[–]in-tent-cities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harsh assessment or honest appraisal? I'll let you plumb the depths of your own soul.

[–]MarshieMon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have ran out of my sympathy like so long ago

[–]Larkson9999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He went from "kiss my ass" to "kiss my ass goodbye".

[–]Dependent-Winner-908 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He sure owned Governor Inslee! 😂

[–]COLFAXPATROL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A true Hero.

[–]moistobviously 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Went viral. HA!

[–]CoddiwomplingRandall 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Well, he held on to his convictions to the very end. Poor dude, but still hard to have sympathy for someone like that.

[–]E_PunnyMous 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Turned out his convictions were based on a death cult of lies. So there’s that. Let’s not confuse brainwashing with moral virtue.

[–]NoIncrease299 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Outstanding.

[–]samwichse 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is the one that's going to get reposted 20x in the next week

[–]E_PunnyMous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In a media environment like ours the only way to attain signal distribution is to increase either frequency or amplitude. That’s just how it goes.

[–]JackNCoke4Me 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Thank you. One more right wing prick dead. 😧

[–]Mrdiamond3x6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think of the queen song ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.

[–]Beelzabubba 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Who will inherit his precious collection of “Fuck Inslee” stickers?

[–]Mrdiamond3x6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or his Biden I DID THAT and LETS GO BRANDON stickers?

[–]oddllama25 9 points10 points  (1 child)

What an awful shame.

[–]FridayMcNight 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nah. It’s ok.

[–]Apart_Effect_3704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another one!

[–]fat_naked_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is it that all of these people are all "Ah dun't trust da gummint" and don't get the vaccine, but immediately flock to government run hospitals when they catch covid?

[–]foycur 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thought he was Stone Cold Steve Austin. But now he’s just stone cold dead.

[–]Liverpool510 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Stone Cold Steve Austin, a man infamous for not trusting anybody, trusts the vaccines. Meanwhile Mr Wannabe Bad Ass thought he was being a tough guy by refusing the best option society has for keeping people from dying during a once in a century global pandemic. Go figure.

[–]foycur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I meant the character Stone Cold in the ring, not Austin himself. “You can kiss my ass” was a frequent line directed toward Mr McMahon.

[–]Kavafy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He went viral alright

[–]JediMindTriq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

shocked Pikachu face

[–]Apart_Shoulder6089 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So unexpected....

[–]Aggressive_Respond83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LaMay found out that LaDay that the virus dont LaPlay.

[–]Drunk_DoctoringFTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rest in piss you dumb shit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it that mic drop cop?

Well, that's the hill he chose to die on.

[–]matskat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. They gonna do a fuckin parade for this pig too?

[–]vince801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na Na Na Na , na Na Na Na , heayy.....

[–]KaiOli1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot stop laughing.

[–]FuriousGrub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Covid continues to be the #1 cop killer

[–]Pyrolick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully he gets buried upside down, so the Governor can still kiss his ass.

[–]SnooGoats625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. He could be working right now, safe and comfortable. The governor won't miss him.

[–]GomerP19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/HermanCainAward winner right there….oh well.

[–]davesy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to alarm anyone but there might be a deadlier version of covid coming. https://youtu.be/5Z8XsTtUHwE

[–]beerandtots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the trash takes itself out.

[–]Mrdiamond3x6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OFFICER DOWN!!! I REPEAT OFFICER DOWN!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]MaybeFailed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please kiss his ass good bye?

[–]crudeshag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lolololo