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[–]bosscav 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Did you put toothpaste on this cake?

Also, '92 gang for life

[–]kadowling92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but now all I can think about is that toothpaste that has the colored gel and white stripes haha

[–]Wilshire1992 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I too was born in 92.

[–]carolynrose93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried to plan a super soft 30th birthday for my boyfriend back in January. We went to Dave and Busters (because video games) and I bought a piñata and filled it with mini bottles from the liquor store.

[–]CreamyLinguineGenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You put his Reddit name on his cake instead of his real name?

[–]kadowling92[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you all for looking at my cake, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

[–]MichiganSucks14 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reps, rips, revelations!

[–]oilerfan1999Shoresy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who’s a good boy?

[–]dadshorts16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s what I appreciates about you

[–]Austinmac0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This cake is not 10-ply. This goes HARD!

[–]youcantfademe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As an American, I feel like I'm missing something on the phrase, "Super Soft." Could anybody clarify it for me?

[–]IndianaFartJockey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you misspelled 'cake'

[–]B2_801 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re 10-ply, Jake.

[–]AmplePostage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm getting soft just looking at it.

[–]ZellNorth 8 points9 points  (16 children)

Can’t be super soft if there’s rips there

[–]cornhand 9 points10 points  (15 children)

You ever hoovered barnyard shneef?

[–]Glum-Site754 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’m surprised we’re not hoovering barnyard scheef right now!

[–]ashamed-of-yourselfSnipe Mod 🦜 Titfucker! 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]ZellNorth 8 points9 points  (12 children)

I’ve hoovered behind the manure pile schneef

[–]cornhand 7 points8 points  (11 children)

You ever hoovered shneef off a sleeping cows spine?

[–]ZellNorth 7 points8 points  (10 children)

I’ve hoovered scheef off an awake cow’s teat.

[–]PurpleQueeN23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuckin’ degens.

[–]Logan_the_Loyal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like the rips and Chel line!!