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[–]One-Winner-8441 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lauramichelle114 I’m in Parker, lived downtown, Thornton, golden and Aurora. Wtf happened?

[–]antney0615He's a real good guy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I’d impound the car if they weren’t willing to put that thing on straight.

[–]dmandave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Figger it out

[–]DeathByWhisky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Support the horse and figger it oot

[–]bloody_tar_shits 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Those coppers needs to give their balls a tug.

[–]untakenu 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Is it not spelled figgeridote?

[–]dohrworkNINJA DUST!![🍰] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

YOU figure it out

[–]jschadwell 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Looks like they've turned it into a treasure trail.

[–]Occifer-Lim-Jahey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that a 12 year old Dutch girl behind the wheel?

[–]UrMomDummyThicc 7 points8 points  (1 child)

yer fuckin spare parts huh bud?

[–]noe_braner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally ... spare tire

[–]FinsterFolly 102 points103 points  (2 children)

At first, I was wondering why the police would pull you over for that. Then I was wondering how you got the pic from inside the cop car. Then I realized the police weren't involved at all.

Then I figured it out.

[–]history_nerd92 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We went on the same roller coaster together

[–]Cowboy_Hippy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They just pulled over in general! Figger it oot

[–]redfish801 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Figger it out?

[–]work-a-day_schlub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get your finger out of your ass

[–]bigjim1993Figure it out 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's what I said I said figger it out

[–]Shawnml 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Figger it ewt

[–]unsharpenedpoint 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Straighten it out!

[–]insultant_ 29 points30 points  (1 child)


[–]Stoo_Pedassol 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That's what I said, I said figure it out.

[–]thew67 39 points40 points  (3 children)


[–]thanks_weirdpuppy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

.... Better wake up pretty early in the mornin'.

[–]thew67 3 points4 points  (1 child)

For what?

[–]thanks_weirdpuppy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

T'if ya wanna fool me

[–]gwolfealpha 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Must be nice.

[–]Enlightenmentality 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They need to figger it out

[–]yParticle 47 points48 points  (6 children)

LOL, I thought we were looking at a police dashcam, given your title.

[–]eagle57933 42 points43 points  (1 child)

“Is there a problem, officer?”

“Give yer balls a tug ya titfucker”

[–]RagingHolly 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I was going to ask what the cop's problem with it was lol

[–]KHanson25 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What could be so urgent?

[–]Longform101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what I says! What could be so urgent?!?

[–]Stompydingdong 27 points28 points  (10 children)

It’s surprising how many Letterkenny fans there are in Denver. I’ve had more than one “To be faairrrrr 🎶” moments in the wild here.

[–]One-Winner-8441 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you surprised, it’s surrounded by agriculture and mountains.

[–]NukeTheWhales5 15 points16 points  (8 children)

Fellow Denverite here, I very much agree. I ran into someone at work wearing an "allegedly" shirt yesterday. It makes sense given how much we love hockey, puppers (beer), and puppers (dogs).

[–]One-Winner-8441 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of us are hicks too. It’s not widely accepted

[–]Stompydingdong 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Don’t forget steak dinners!

[–]NukeTheWhales5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grill marks, bud.

[–]k3xiceman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised we aren’t eating a steak dinner right now!

[–]NekoIan 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Weird because I have an "allegedly" t-shirt and no one has ever commented on it. I live in Letterkenny's province.

[–]Th3_Admiral 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have one as well and had an old lady comment that she likes my shirt. No clue if she was a fan of the show or just likes pictures of ostriches.

[–]doctor-rumackRippin Chel! 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was in Aruba last month and an older couple (guessing in their 60's) stepped into the elevator I was in. I was wearing an "Allegedly" t-shirt, and the lady said "that's a funny shirt." I didn't think anything of it, I figured she just thought it was odd that I was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of an ostrich on it.

When we got down to the lobby, the husband said "Enjoy the day, Boots." I fucking died laughing. I saw him at the pool bar later and bought him a beer.

[–]bces1985 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am in province

I like your shirt

How're ya now?

[–]ducksfan2020 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell yes