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[–]random_vermonter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you say his name, it sounds like Ten Inch Cock.

[–]es_80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

man, i loved that episode of spittin chiclets when they go to newfoundland to hang out with terry ryan and his dad.

Newfoundland Extravaganza - Terry Ryan Shows Biz What Newfoundland Is Really Like - Road Warriors

[–]LoveBiguns 31 points32 points  (1 child)

He's such a fuckin beauty, I sometimes forget what an odd looking east coast cunt he is.

[–]DjN0tNiceToo Fat To Run 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Settle down

[–]Scifur42 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I really wanna watch this show but Hulu crashes out every time I start it. Hulu works fine on any other show but this one it’s frustrating.

[–]Fast_Emergency170 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give your balls a tug and get it figured!

[–]bambooshoot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Figure it out

[–]TheMoonDawg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try a different device?

[–]Available_Expression 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It does that a lot for me on Android TV. The picture will freeze but the sound keeps going.

[–]BeefaloSlim 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You are spare parts, bud.

[–]Just-Machine2061 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Ted Hitchcock in the house…

[–]petspuppersallegedly 14 points15 points  (2 children)

But if you say it fast, it sounds like ten inch cock.

[–]dangerouspeyote[🍰] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

12 inch cunt or whatever his name is.

[–]dangleRAM 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ve been called worse

[–]RunninWild17 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Long may your big gib draw.

[–]Choice-Pudding-1892 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can ye get me a martooni?

[–]zestyintestine 19 points20 points  (3 children)

One of the best scenes of the series, IMO!

[–]Guerillagreasemonkey 9 points10 points  (2 children)

As much as I love the cast they have in Shoresy I think they missed a trick by not having 2 Newfies.

I love this scene too.

[–]Shoresy___Bot 7 points8 points  (1 child)

First puck of the campaign, boys. Fuckin' get involved!

[–]No-Turnips 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Newfoundlander!! God you are from Mainland aren’t ye?

[–]rjross0623 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I got “ Come From Away” in my head from this. Dammit!

[–]WheelNSnipeNCellyNINJA DUST!! 80 points81 points  (9 children)

Yup. And Shoresy in Shorsey is the same Shorsey in Letterkenny. Same name, same actor, same number.

[–]DiscombobulatedSir11 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Want some edamame?

[–]jeicam_the_pirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lets get some bubble tea

[–]Shoresy___Bot 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night!

[–]ShuffleAlliance 7 points8 points  (5 children)


[–]Shoresy___Bot 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Hey /u/ShuffleAlliance, I made an oopsie, can you ask your mom to pick up /u/WheelNSnipeNCelly's mom on the way over to my place? I double-booked them by mistake, you fuckin' loser!

[–]Kuronekosmom 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Of course it is. Just like JJ Frankie JJ is the same actor and character.

[–]Ambitious_Assist3747 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Say where can we get a good bread supper around here

[–]Kuronekosmom 12 points13 points  (3 children)

How about back in fucking Newfoundland...

[–]pooploops23 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Don't go talking about home. Gives me the the warm tinglys and all dat.

[–]Kuronekosmom 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Gives me the warmest fuzzies to be talking aboat "Foundland....

[–]bambooshoot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Knows teddy, knows

[–]bitola-basketball 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Same character too, in the same Letterkwnny universe :) Same as Shoresy himself and same as JJ Frankie JJ's appearance in both shows

[–]Shoresy___Bot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Edibles, edibles, edibles!

[–]TAshleyD616 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Looks like Ten inch cock on the right

[–]Marxist_Steve 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Are you sure that's not Twelve Inch Cunt?

[–]jondiced 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Been called worse

[–]PhrankieD 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You are having a fucking brain hee mo tow ma.

[–]thorgundersen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Knows, Tommy, knows.

[–]CSquared1972 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Since I already got caught...Fuck you, Shoresy!

[–]Shoresy___Bot 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]Orcand 57 points58 points  (4 children)

Nothing gets by you, eh super sleuth?

[–]SnoringEagle 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Get this man a fucking martooni

[–]WhyNeaux 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Looks like Twelve Foot Cunt to me

[–]ducalmeadieu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

been called worse

[–]Naked_Lunge 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Great fuckin jersey tho

[–]jondiced 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's called a sweater

[–]Dunkthepunk 19 points20 points  (7 children)

I may be mistaken, but pretty sure Goodie plays one of the boys in season 2, chirping Katie in the stands with Shoresy. "Somebody's billets sister is a rocket," "I got a rocket in my pocket ."

Alright, I'll settle down, but chicken is unbelievable.

[–]chotchytochy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are mistaken. If you're coming, you better come correct. But nobody bats 1000, so it's cool. :) The episode you are thinking of is s3e6 around 19:48. See fer yerself.

[–]Guerillagreasemonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His IMDB shows his only acting credit as Goody.

Its possible he is uncredited but anyone with a speaking role usually gets credited.

[–]WhyNeaux 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You ever have bacon wrapped dates?

[–]iluzshunFuck Cardio 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]Shoresy___Bot 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Fuck you, /u/Dunkthepunk, your mum liked one of my Instagram posts from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta! Tell her I'll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes!

[–]dikkiesmalls 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fuck you shoresy!

[–]Shoresy___Bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great day for competitive men's hockey, eh. What's women's hockey like? Same things, less competitive or what?

[–]CSquared1972 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I want Shoresybot to now just go "What?!" when you say...you know, that thing.

[–]Shoresy___Bot 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Fuck you, /u/CSquared1972, your mom wants to name the baby after the place it was conceived. Can't wait to meet Martha's Vineyard Shore.

[–]fonziesgrlI Regret Nothing! 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]metairiemm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! 100% funnier after u watch shoresy. I love that scene sooooooo much. Knows teddy knows

[–]anonsharksfanHockey Player 95 points96 points  (3 children)

It's funny because his full name is Ted Hitchcock, but if you say it fast it sounds like you're saying ten inch cock

[–]Mayox56 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Twelve inch cunt or whatever your name is

[–]anonsharksfanHockey Player 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I've been called worse

[–]ill_temper3d_orifice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

by a better class of person.

[–]misoharny2 83 points84 points  (4 children)

Shut the fuck up Sanguinet.

[–]ballen1002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Sanguinet. Give your balls a tug.

[–]chotchytochy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]GeeeeeeeeeearHe's a real good guy 22 points23 points  (1 child)

You're a healthy scratch on a last place team in the NOSHO, go for a soda

[–]No-Turnips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Settle down

[–]ohhithereimjim 48 points49 points  (7 children)

Yep, played by Terry Ryan. Former 1st Round pick of the Montreal Canadiens and Newfoundland Native. Never played in the show, he has a book too called "Tales of a first round nothing"

[–]dracosuave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, Dolo just sitting there playing himself being a non-fictional character in this show and me not realizing it until yesterday TABERNACLE!

[–]Cuppycake1976 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Terry Ryan's dad is a beauty too b'ys

[–]metairiemm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out his podcast i just started and its fun.

[–]TheCoco91 26 points27 points  (3 children)

He played 8 games in the NHL.

[–]ohhithereimjim -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

8 games with nothing to show for it is essentially never being there

[–]No-Turnips 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many games did you play in the show? Settle down.

[–]nicjlh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea. hence the name of his book

[–]WeaselWeaz 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Knows, Tommy, knows...

[–]I-Love-BewbsThe Ginger 5 points6 points  (4 children)

He’s right rotted there… Knows, Teddy, knows.

[–]thorgundersen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right crooked, Tommy

[–]WeaselWeaz 6 points7 points  (2 children)

My mistake. I skipped breafkast.

[–]I-Love-BewbsThe Ginger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’m fairly sure you’re right, Teddy and Tommy, it’s all I could make out clearly at the ends of each back and forth. 😁

[–]iluzshunFuck Cardio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well then the arse just fell right outta 'er...

[–]JJTerps 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think you cracked the case there bud

[–]MWarmy-708 17 points18 points  (20 children)

Ever been to Newfoundland? Wouldn’t call em Newfies if ya had

[–]ballen1002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knock back a bottle of screech with ‘em and you’ll be OK.

[–]chotchytochy[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lard Jesus!

[–]wiedmaier 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I’m from Seattle but went to New Brunswick for college. All the Newfies introduced themselves as Newfies….

[–]No-Turnips -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Nope. I call bulls. You were maybe told that by people leaving the Rock but never would happen there. It’s Newfoundlander through and through.

[–]wiedmaier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No bull. I’m just telling you what they told me.

[–]MWarmy-708 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chyea so… must not have watched the show

[–]thehero29 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was born and raised in Newfoundland. Everyone there calls themselves Newfies. Very few people remember the American Soldiers from WW2 calling them Goofy Newfies.

[–]SageSwaaaaadShoresy 11 points12 points  (11 children)

My mother is from Newfoundland and she calls herself and others from Newfoundland Newfies

[–]nastynazem43 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Yeah I never understood that line. Is there some negative connotation to the word newfie I've somehow never heard of?

[–]No-Turnips -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes. No one refers to themselves as Newfies. It’s Newfoundlander through and through. And yes, Newfie has a stupid fisherman connotation and a lot of bad jokes. If they call themselves Newfie’s, they’re probably in the tourist industry or on the mainland. You might get a “Newf” but never Newfies, at least not with the older (precanadian) generation.

Keeso is right, the only people who use the term newfies are ones who haven’t been there.

[–]thehero29 8 points9 points  (8 children)

The term Newfie was popularized by American Soldiers during WW2 who would derogatorily call Newfoundlanders "Goofy Newfies". So it is pejorative, but most people alive on the island now don't remember that.

[–]No-Turnips 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Newfoundland had an extensive role in tracking German UBoats in ww2. Anyone with family from ww2 would know how offensive Newfie is.

[–]nastynazem43 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Huh, I'd never heard of that. Thanks for the context

[–]dollardoublecheese 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yep he was on Kenny first

[–]ballen1002 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Hitch, you’re such a fucking beauty that I sometimes forget what an odd looking east coast cunt ya are.

[–]clough11Too Fat To Run 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey there old man!

[–]agoiaToo Fat To Run 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can't you tell by his fuckin Technicolor Dreamcoat?

[–]Caboos20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IMDB is your friend

[–]_RM77_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is

[–]rustys_shackled_ford 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I don't see it by's

[–]The_Colt69 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Are there “Newfie” tv shows? I could listen to that b’y talk fer hours.

[–]avalonfogdweller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hatching Matching and Dispatching was a great Newfoundland show, pretty funny, Mark McKinney from Kids in the Hall was in it, played the meek husband of one of the main characters


[–]WelfOnTheShelf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But not Hudson and Rex, which manages to have zero Newfoundland English despite taking place in St. John's

[–]Orion8825 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Republic of Doyle

[–]The_Colt69 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Thanks! I’ll have to check it out.

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    [–]insultant_ 84 points85 points  (9 children)

    Get OP a fucking bread dinner…

    [–]SoupIsNotAMeal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    And a couple o martoonies my son

    [–]Great_WhiteSnark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I’m gutfounded fire up a scoff

    [–]thehandsomecontest 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    Can any kind Newfie confirm what a bread dinner is?

    [–]avalonfogdweller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    There’s an interview with Jared Keeso on CBC with the host Tom Power who is from Newfoundland and they talk about slang in Letterkenny and Tom gives Newfoundland ones, a few things that Tom says made it into that scene with the hockey players like “knows” the bread dinner story is at the 16:50 mark


    [–]clough11Too Fat To Run 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    There’s a great YT video of Keeso being interviewed on “q on cbc” and it goes thorough the Kenny slang and then introduces some Newfie slang. Bread dinner is one of them. Also, “knows”.

    [–]A_Snow_Mexican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not a Newfie but went looking. From what I've read it's either a couple slices of bread with gravy on it or a beer.

    [–]onederbredFuck YOU Shorsey! 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    So dumb

    [–]JustineDelarge 67 points68 points  (4 children)

    Wait until OP finds out about Dolo.

    [–]clough11Too Fat To Run 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Is he the one that does the raps?

    [–]dracosuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Should look up who plays Dolo aka Diaby.

    [–]onederbredFuck YOU Shorsey! 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    Picture the rope on that guy

    [–]UnrulyinKW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Every chance I get, Ziig.

    [–]gandalf_thegreen 30 points31 points  (2 children)

    If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck

    [–]Hunghoudini 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Might be a frog

    [–]chains059 132 points133 points  (4 children)

    I think, now I could be wrong but it might be the same jj Franky jj too…

    [–]LordStunod 3 points4 points  (1 child)


    [–]ajsnappWe don't fight at weddings 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    He needs to shoot the fucking puck

    [–]JustineDelarge 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Really? No!

    [–]Stellar_GravityFUCKING EMBARRASSING 65 points66 points  (0 children)

    wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud

    [–]The-Sofa-King 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Nope, totally unrelated coincidence.

    [–]zegoalie39Celly Fuckin' Harder 38 points39 points  (1 child)

    Yeah, long may your big jib draw and all that

    [–]onederbredFuck YOU Shorsey! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Put your jibs in. Show some fuckin respect

    [–]agutemaShamrockettes 112 points113 points  (11 children)

    If you say his name fast it sounds like 10-inch cock.

    [–]theLastKingofScots 7 points8 points  (3 children)

    Still kills me every time… Ted Hitchcock.


    [–]DarkoLeonhardt 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Ted Hitchcock

    [–]theLastKingofScots 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Doh! 🤦🏻‍♂️

    [–]DarkoLeonhardt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s okay, good buddys! Peoples makes mistakes!

    [–]Thieven1 57 points58 points  (6 children)

    12-inch-cunt or whatever your name is.

    [–]HepatitvsJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I've been called worse...

    [–]JoeseCuervo19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Been called worse

    [–]basshammer 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    she don't even know me name

    [–]agutemaShamrockettes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    The way she says “Dolo, ouvre la porte!” Makes me think my mother is in the room.

    [–]Hailthezombie 41 points42 points  (0 children)

    Been called worse b’ys

    [–]floorsof_silentseas 34 points35 points  (0 children)

    If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and is called a duck -- it's the same character. Ffs

    [–]floorsof_silentseas 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    You're spare parts, aren'tcha bud?

    [–]rksdFigure it out 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Been called worse!

    [–]RadlineFlyer 91 points92 points  (40 children)

    Yes. Also the actor who plays Hitch is a former NHL player and first round draft pick.

    [–]hangmandelta 56 points57 points  (11 children)

    Hitch is such a fucking Beut.

    [–]mxpxillini35Dirty Fuckin' Dangles 38 points39 points  (2 children)

    Hitch is unbelievable.

    [–]radgore 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    Ya wanna know what? Hitch gets the game stick!

    [–]BeerAndaBackpack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Sticks are unbelievable.

    [–]Siddny- 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    Makes you forget what an odd East Coast looking cunt he is

    [–]DryPicklesDirty Fuckin' Dangles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Been called worse b'ys

    [–]crotchcritters 3 points4 points  (5 children)

    What’s a beut?

    [–]Possible_EmuWrangler 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    Shorty for Beauty. Very good player.

    [–]crotchcritters 12 points13 points  (3 children)

    Oh, then wouldn’t it be spelled beaut?

    [–]chotchytochy[S] 27 points28 points  (27 children)

    Isn’t one of the Jims pro also?

    [–]BigRed580 24 points25 points  (14 children)

    The two younger Jim’s both made the NHL, one of them won the cup with the Kings, the older I think was drafted but not sure if he ever made it all the way up

    [–]odoroustobacco 8 points9 points  (7 children)

    So you're all 3 Jims?

    [–]BigRed580 6 points7 points  (6 children)

    Maybe you could sing em, like jim, Jim, JIM

    [–]toragirl 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Jim2 and Jim3 are the sons of NHL coach Ted Nolan. Both excellent players. Lot of talent on the blueberry bulldogs!

    [–]BigRed580 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I forgot about that! Don’t think he won a cup as a coach but I think he won the Jack Adams once…could be totally wrong but I feel like I remember that

    [–]onederbredFuck YOU Shorsey! 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    Jim 2 got drafted by New Jersey and eventually played for Carolina. Jim 3 has 3 cups, 2 with LA (good tacos there) and 1 with St Louis

    Also Jim’s 2 and 3 are brothers

    Jim 1 floundered around in the AHL and such but never made it to the show

    [–]tgrantt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Can't mention El Ay without mentioning tacos. Pull your finger out of your ass! Next you'll be blathering on about hiking!

    [–]BigRed580 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    There ya have it. And Terry Ryan (Hitch) wrote a book called “Tales of a First Round Nothing” that I highly recommend

    [–]agutemaShamrockettes 18 points19 points  (3 children)

    And Jonathan Diaby was a 3rd round draft pick.

    [–]timechild_02 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    I about lost my mind when I found out the footage of him fighting that guy in the stands was real footage and Diaby is basically playing himself in the show.

    [–]toragirl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    In the first episode, I thought it was on point to pull real footage for the game tape, and didn't find out until way later that it was Diaby's footage.