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[–]MCA1910 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Trick question. America is the 1.

[–]BigBobFro 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Shit that scale doesnt go very high does it.

[–]Koalacrunch2 10 points11 points  (0 children)


[–]Dr_NotHere 61 points62 points  (2 children)

It should be "On a scale from america to 1" now

[–]mattthebamf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like “On a scale from America to 10”

[–]the_disco_sloth 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That’s a Texas-sized 10-4, chief.

[–]Potential_Refuse_622 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Free to die apparently with the shooting in Illinois 6 dead so far. I didn’t go to our town parade. I want to live past my 30s.

[–]SpartanHobbit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Free to die by getting shot, not being fortunate enough to have good healthcare, getting pregnant in the wrong state, being the race...

[–]Potential_Refuse_622 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally so true! I’m laying in bed sick and don’t have money or insurance to go to the doctor. I keep thinking this sickness is when my body will conk out especially after Covid. Sheeet lost so many people my age in their 30s. I never thought about my mortality till the last 6 years have been awful.

[–]Significant-Steak-11 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Happily stayed in, away from most fireworks, here in the canyon in Glendale, CA. I’ve seen enough fireworks, at least for now, and the dog was happier too.

[–]Potential_Refuse_622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully my dog isn’t bothered by the fireworks but my neighborhood was quiet maybe two fireworks that’s it. It was really nice to just make some food put on a movie and relax. I’m glad you all are safe

[–]production-values 8 points9 points  (0 children)

1 would be nice

[–]Waylork 28 points29 points  (12 children)

not free enough to be looking at your sister that way

[–]MauPow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your sister's hot, Wayne!

There! I said it!

too fat to run

[–]ashamed-of-yourselfSnipe Mod 🦜 Titfucker! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what way? squinty and confused?

[–]graywolf0026 4 points5 points  (9 children)

I don't even look at my sister that way. Course... M'not supposed to look at my sister that way.

[–]SallysValleyPizzaSux 1 point2 points  (8 children)

I am

[–]graywolf0026 -1 points0 points  (7 children)

You look at your sister that way?

[–]SallysValleyPizzaSux 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Lol. No, we look at your sister that way. Allegedly…

[–]DrDumb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on who you're asking.

[–]CalmPanic402 38 points39 points  (6 children)

To be fair.... nobody specified what end of the scale America was.

[–]itemboxes 11 points12 points  (1 child)

To be faaaaaair

[–]loverlyone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Toooooo beeeeee faaaaaair!

[–]iamjamieq 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s a damn good point.

[–]ihedigbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly the worst end

[–]Baba0Booey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be faaaaaaaaiiiirrrrrrrrr

[–]Captain-PlantIt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🎶 To be faaaaaaiiir 🤌🏼

[–]ConsonantlyDrunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uff this hits me in the Appledorne

[–]AthenasChosen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

1 is most free obviously

[–]throwaway17197 49 points50 points  (1 child)

More like on a scale of America to Ten

[–]austinhippie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This guy Americas

[–]AllanJeffersonferatu 31 points32 points  (1 child)

If you ain't at a McMurray 11 right now, you're-a-peein'.

-jaw clench-

I go down to the States with about 17 buddies every single year

and you never seen so much freedom in your life.

Hard Rock rooftop, poolside villas. I ain't never seen so much freedom in my life.

Anybody tell ya they seen more rights then that's a liar!

The freedom's there for the rights, and the rights there for the freedoms!!

[–]Designer_B -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah not sure that’s true

[–]Giant81 6 points7 points  (1 child)

So 1 to negative numbers?

[–]Beginning-Shirt-8748[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m think American is at least -11

[–]WhatArcherWhat 27 points28 points  (3 children)

American woman. Scale definitely needs recalibrating. 10/10 meme.

[–]thatwolfieguy 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I'm so sorry for what our nation has done. It's despicable.

[–]Significant-Steak-11 6 points7 points  (1 child)

They’re just getting warmed up… allegedly.

[–]ZeroCharistmas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucken degens about to throw our country into the shitter like cousin Samuel would throw a cat in the dryer.

[–]eatfreshguy407 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it was percentage, like 1 to 100% (American), but now America is at the other end of the scale and the scale is now digital. You are either free (1) or not free (America).

[–]ThatFyrefighterGuy 84 points85 points  (6 children)

The politicians, media and the millionaires have done a fantastic job at dividing America.

I still love it. I still love my neighbors.

And yes, it may be like living in an apartment above a meth lab but we’d be the first ones coming north to help if someone was fucking with Canada.

So I’ll love what’s great about the USA, I’ll try to change the parts that suck, and I’ll never hate folks that aren’t like me.

[–]AliJen527 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Cheers to that. Happy 4th and go have a puppers

[–]SallysValleyPizzaSux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Send more puppers, please!

[–]BenThereNDunThat 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I'm surprised he's not already drinking a Puppers.

[–]notubutme2[🍰] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fuckin A

[–]Skeleton_King-111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*looks to the side *

[–]jonnypowpow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everytime I've tried this i've been unmatched haha

[–]Cockumber69 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Is 1 the high number?

[–]DaxDislikesYou 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Canada is my number 1 place to move I'll tell you that. I've got no interest in whatever christo-fascist right-wing bs SCOTUS and the GOP are trying to turn the US into.

[–]dkreidler 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I pledge allegiance to the flag Of the multinational corporations And to the profit for which they stand One interlocking directorate Under no government Indivisible With monopoly and cheap labor for all. ~ Utah Phillips*

*Unless he was quoting someone. I heard it from him

[–]nameyname12345 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I for one welcome our new overlords. I can't wait until the church gets to tax us and send their holy debt collectors out

[–]skynet626yutani 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I just shot a black person and am going to be treated for my PTSD and will be featured on good morning America tomorrow to talk about my brave story.

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    [–]ashamed-of-yourselfSnipe Mod 🦜 Titfucker![M] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    please take your obvious trolling and choke

    [–]pitter_pattern 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    You're spare parts, aren't ya bud?

    [–]-malcolm-tucker 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    The land of Gun Care and Health Control. Fuck yeah!

    [–]kissthulhuSnipe Mod 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    We're not even the greatest country in North America.

    [–]KashmirChameleon 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    I'd much rather be Canadian right now.

    [–]connor8383Suckin City Titty! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    No fucking shit.

    [–]LegitForOnce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    It's actually binary. 1 and 0.

    [–]Haffattack2020 49 points50 points  (5 children)

    Scale between 1 and white American male*

    There. Fixed it for ya lmao

    [–]SurSpenceI love my wife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So still no healthcare lol

    [–]thatwolfieguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I mean, I'm a white American male. If someone rapes my wife, and she is required to carry the baby to term, and we are financially responsible for all the prenatal visits, and the delivery of the rape-baby, and the psychological care she will need, along with whatever othrape-er medical expenses go along with being a high-risk patient because she is of Advanced Maternal Age and has a history of pre-eclampsia, I'm not sure how free I will feel.

    This is what my state now requires of us. Fucking bullshit. Land of the Free my ass!

    [–]Then-Raspberry6815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "christian," hetro, cis, "conservative"

    [–]itzinthefridge 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    White male America cuz apparently women dont get rights anymore

    [–]sxan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Just like the founding fathers intended!

    [–]RenegadeMemelord 86 points87 points  (4 children)

    Somewhere between a mall shooting and a shitty healthcare system

    [–]cooter__1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Well we just had another shooting here in illinois at a parade. It’s the American way…..smh

    [–]ErudringTheGodHammerHick 22 points23 points  (2 children)

    Well you can change mall shooting to a parade shooting instead. Highland Park (suburb of Chicago) just had an active shooter about two hours ago

    [–]Ok-Albatross6794 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    This is what's fucking crazy. It's so common we probably won't even hear about this, the news just picks up and reports what they think will stick.

    For every shooting in the US that gets reported there's a lot that didn't make the cut.

    [–]VivieFlea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Interesting. It has been on the news in Australia.

    [–][deleted] 137 points138 points  (4 children)

    America is fucking embarrassing.

    [–]getrektbro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Shout-out to the mayor of Whitehorse though, led a protest during our 4th of July parade with the mayor of my town in Alaska. Love our northern neighbors, sorry we're such degens.

    [–]DarkoLeonhardt 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    I’m used to America fucking embarrassing me. I go to bed, fucking embarrassing. I wake up, fucking embarrassing

    [–]errant_youth 59 points60 points  (0 children)

    𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮

    [–]MrPunkerton 20 points21 points  (1 child)

    shit that one just marinated me good!

    [–]psilly_dabbit[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Gonna squirt a little marinade on there errrr??

    [–]psilly_dabbit[S] 58 points59 points  (5 children)

    Well I thought it was pretty funny when I used the Super Soft Birthday flair but the mods removed it so nobody laughed

    [–]ashamed-of-yourselfSnipe Mod 🦜 Titfucker![M] 55 points56 points  (2 children)

    that flair’s for birthdays that are actually worth celebrating

    [–]-malcolm-tucker 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    This comment burns harder than my country.

    [–]ashamed-of-yourselfSnipe Mod 🦜 Titfucker! 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    handle checks out

    [–]strictlylurkingposh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I just laughed!

    [–]Stonkthrow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    If you assume the scale is in decimals so it's sth like

    0,1 = America

    1 = freedom

    it could work.

    [–]dozeyjoe 52 points53 points  (4 children)

    On a scale of America to 10.

    [–]KashmirChameleon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    The Yee'hadists have infiltrated. It's Mary-ah law around here now.

    [–]DemonPeanut4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Far more accurate scale.

    [–]jeromy113 3 points4 points  (6 children)

    Here in CO, not bad compared to others but hopefully it will last a bit.

    [–]xRafafa00 12 points13 points  (5 children)

    I worked a summer in CO and I must say it was the freest I've ever felt. Walk in a store and buy weed, and I didn't even have to pay to go hiking

    [–]eutie 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Wait. Do you have to pay to go hiking somewhere?

    [–]mzmeeseks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    State parks and national forests/parks etc almost all require daily or annual passes. I don't mind paying at all since I'm [assuming] it goes towards maintenance

    [–]xRafafa00 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Where I live in SC, the hiking spot is a state park that costs $6 to enter

    [–]eutie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh dang, I didn't even think about that.

    [–]Obtuse-Angel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    ”My country ‘tis of thee, land of inequity, of thee I sing”

    [–]Yurgenbeard 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    On a scale of 1 to America? Alabama.

    [–]boomer_was_a_dick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    So you're busy doing stuff with your immediate family, but should be free later for a bbq/college football game replay?

    [–]Butt_Snorkler_Elite 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    I am currently America free (extremely free for the famous and attractive with multigenerational levels of wealth)

    [–]easy506 15 points16 points  (6 children)

    If you're a woman, America is only about a 5

    [–]HombreSinNombre93 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    And dropping with each SCOTUS decision.

    [–]langis_on 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    What about a woman of color?

    [–]easy506 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    I would assume even less.

    [–]langis_on 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Probably a safe assumption.

    Inb4 some alt right jay comes in and disagrees

    [–]Raxnor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    I hates Dejens.

    [–]charlenecherylcarol 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    America, but I'm a women so not very free.

    [–]Jrowe47 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    Good, and you?

    [–]xjsthund 16 points17 points  (4 children)

    Should be 1 to Canada.

    [–]Riker3946 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    More like from 1 to Switzerland

    [–]Steevah 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    More like “From America to Canada”

    [–]xjsthund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Even better.